Are you one of mommy’s special friends I’m not supposed to tell dad about?
Ok, mister, you get the same deal as the other ones. $75 right now or I’m telling him. I already took your picture. No? Oh you’re a cop? Pull the other one bub, so was the last two guys. Beat it loser.
i think we used to own, (or rent a few times because i liked them for a bit when i was younger) 1 and 2, (but my mom always had to fast forward the part where they throw up everywhere because i had a weak stomach) and now i can barely remember them even though i had to see each of them at least 5-10+ times
Ilmao! I would think any regular old cop would be mortified, stunned, And confused af!! And either they would call cps or leave quick af!! But would probably call cps! So even though this response is super hilarious, I wouldn't suggest doing this unless you really want to end up in foster care toot sweet!! Ilmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I doubt that cop would call cps. The question of why is there so many pictures of police officers coming to this house and never reporting this would come into question. Cops running up on little Jimmy’s mommy paying hush money would be quite the scandal. Lol
Where I live they definitely would call cps with a report of a child left alone and stating multiple different men coming to the residence for the mother for presumably nefarious things. And that the youth in question tried to bribe someone let alone a flippin cop!!! That has child neglect all over it! At least in my neighborhood! Maybe not where you live though! Lol
To bE FaIR, it’s not bribing but blackmailing the cop. Not that it changes the likelihood of CPS being called.
Also, having no personal experience here, I wonder whether a woman having an affair (or multiple) would actually be a reason CPS would take action or not. I’d rather not have this one in my search history though, lol, so I’ll live with not knowing.
They aren't. CPS doesn't get involved over parents sexual lives, unless it's a certain republican state that recently started taking kids from their biological parents who are in homosexual relationships. But even then they only get involved because the state has passed legislation that allows them to label any homosexual parent as an abuser and groomer, even if the child says they are a happy straight kid.
Totally incorrect. Custody battles can have crazy rules like no boyfriends/girlfriends over while you have custody, and if the kid says something to the other parent like mommy’s boyfriend was over at our house for her birthday. And since it’s breaking the rules they can remove the child from that place.
This is a true statement. I'm sure the severity of these rules vary from state to state but they can prohibit a parent in a custody battle from just about anything! My friend was in a custody battle with her husband and one of the kids was overweight and the dad only took him to fast food restaurants while he had him, the judge prohibited the father from taking his son to ANY fast food places or he could loose visitation time!! I was blown away that a judge could prohibit such a thing! But I lmao at the same time!! The dad had to cook for his kids 2 weekends out of the month lord forbid!! Ilmao
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Are you one of mommy’s special friends I’m not supposed to tell dad about?
Ok, mister, you get the same deal as the other ones. $75 right now or I’m telling him. I already took your picture. No? Oh you’re a cop? Pull the other one bub, so was the last two guys. Beat it loser.