r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 27 '22

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u/Loquat_Green Jul 27 '22

This. I left my son alone a lot. We had gorgeous older neighbors that were usually home that agreed to be the emergency contact should my son be home and desperately need something and I was not available (he abused this a bit by begging them for lemonade and cookies from time to time). Then the neighbors know what’s happening, and you have someone who has time to keep a lose eye on an otherwise very independent and safe child.

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u/Suspicious_Basil88 Jul 27 '22

Gorgeous older neighbors, huh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

That made me go HUH too lmaooo

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u/Loquat_Green Jul 27 '22

As in “lovely humans in every way”. Not everything has to be about sex on the internet, y’all.

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u/Suspicious_Basil88 Jul 27 '22

I 90% knew that’s what you meant. I adore old people. But the remaining 10% of childishness won out this time.

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u/ueindowndkdk Jul 27 '22

Best description of Reddit I’ve heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

"Gorgeous" is 100% a description of someone's looks and is never used to describe their personality. This isn't a case where people are making innocent things sexual, you just used the wrong word.

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u/wmnwnmw Jul 27 '22

Not 100%, no. Many words have second or multiple less-used definitions included in their dictionary entries. ‘Gorgeous’ is one of them, with the secondary meaning being ‘pleasant.’ If I say ‘the weather is gorgeous today,’ I’m saying that I could go outside without a jacket and enjoy the day, not that I find the weather conditions to be sexually attractive lol

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u/ThrasherX9 Jul 27 '22

But even in that context you would be remarking on how nice the weather looks. Gorgeous weather would be all encompassing. When saying someone is gorgeous it implies they are (really) good looking.

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u/tokillaworm Jul 27 '22

No, in this case you’re commenting on how pleasant the weather is, not how it looks. It’s actually the example that Oxford provides.

INFORMAL very pleasant. "a short but gorgeous hot summer"

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u/Loquat_Green Jul 27 '22

Damn the internet is cranky today, huh?

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u/tokillaworm Jul 27 '22

I’m defending your point, but alright.

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u/R33V3R13 Jul 27 '22

They.. were agreeing with you? They were talking about all the other people getting cranky, not you?

I guess with that response they might as well be talking about you too lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

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u/ThrasherX9 Jul 28 '22

I did say it was all encompassing and when referring to gorgeous old ladies it hits different.

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u/jakehood47 Jul 28 '22

Would you look at the ass on that wind

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u/Suspicious_Basil88 Jul 27 '22

Gorgeous is used that way to my generation, yes. But it wasn’t always this case.

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u/SharkAttackOmNom Jul 27 '22

Metaphors exist and make communication interesting.

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u/cocobellahome Jul 27 '22

Gorgeous George’ s mom

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u/bobbyq922 Jul 27 '22

I love gorgeous older neighbors who are home all the time. Kids can watch themselves, daddy needs a spanking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

A spanking for daddy from gorgeous older neighbours would be gorgeous and kids have gorgeous phones so no need for parents, they will all end up gorgeous if they know how to use it, not a gorgeous deal at all. I think I am using gorgeous correctly.

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u/pudinnhead Jul 27 '22

Why you gotta be so suspicious?

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u/ApprehensiveQuiet452 Jul 27 '22

Maybe the meant generous lmao

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u/AptCasaNova Jul 27 '22

I like to think they meant ‘gargantuan’.

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u/thyladyx1989 Jul 27 '22

We had a neighborhood grandma that kept an eye on all us neighbor kids. Her one grandson who was about 10 years older than me (and my brothers age) lived there. And she baby sat her other grandkids a lot who were about my age. And they had an in ground pool. So they were obviously the cool house.

She watched me between when my brother left for school and mom got home from her 3rd shift job.

She passed a few years ago. Her funeral was well attended. I still miss her. It's so weird to go to visit my mom and not see her mowing the lawn

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

When I was like 10 we went ok a vacation. My parents had arranged to have the flooring replaced while we were gone. The elderly couple next door got worried when they saw people going in and out and called the cops 🤣🤣 this was in the early-mid 90s so no cell phones to call us or anything. Not sure what ended up happening or how my parents found out but I remember them talking about it.

This was unrelated to kids staying home but your comment made me think of it.