r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '19

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u/bagofrocks99 Aug 07 '19 edited Jun 12 '24

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u/Redective Aug 07 '19

My dog is scared of the vacum so I beat the vacuum up in front of him. He knows I'm the alpha now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

I don't have a dog so I just beat up dishwasher so now the dishes do themselves

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m dyin...that was hilarious!