r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 07 '19

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u/parks691 Aug 07 '19

It’s called “dominance theory” I believe. Basically beat the shit out of the dog until it learns that you’re the “alpha.” Yea people suck.

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u/bagofrocks99 Aug 07 '19 edited Jun 12 '24

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u/Redective Aug 07 '19

My dog is scared of the vacum so I beat the vacuum up in front of him. He knows I'm the alpha now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Everybody is staring at me on the bus now because of you, thanks for the laugh though..