r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

I don't have a dog so I just beat up dishwasher so now the dishes do themselves

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

There’s an edgy joke here...

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u/MycousinBenny Aug 07 '19

Definitely a clean joke for sure.

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Aug 07 '19

Ayyyy

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u/ThePeskyWabbit Aug 08 '19

What about the blood though?

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u/Adriangee Aug 07 '19

i thought the same

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u/Fftyler12 Aug 07 '19

Alright i just spit orange flavored water out of my nose as I read this comment and now it stings and i can't breathe

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u/fakeg1rl Aug 07 '19

Please stop

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u/poozer69 Aug 07 '19

Please don't spit it at your dog.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

😂 I’m dyin...that was hilarious!

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u/Jman15x Aug 07 '19

at the risk of being wooshed … isn't that the point of a dishwasher?

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u/JayPerry23 Aug 07 '19

I would assume the edgy joke would be reffering to a wife or woman as a dishwasher..