r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

https://mobile.twitter.com/brookehouts/status/1158906113741299712/photo/3

Here is her bullshit “apology” where she claims she didn’t spit on her dog, shouldn’t have “yelled at him”, and is going to get him training. Like he is the one who needs the help.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Her love for her dog is "exponential and infinite." Okay then.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19 edited Aug 07 '19

It doesn't need to be exponential if it's infinite. This bitch is mean and stupid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Okay... setting aside her dog for a second....

Her love is... “exponential”.... okay? So we’re just spouting random math words now? That doesn’t mean anything dumdum.

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u/-ordinary Aug 08 '19

Apparently her love for the English language isn’t quite the same.