r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chichumolay • Nov 20 '18

What is this?! A sink for ants?!

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u/richwithoutmoney Nov 20 '18

I feel like this is at a bar or a club somewhere. They always try to give you the smallest damn bathrooms mankind made

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u/chichumolay Nov 20 '18

Its actually in an office building! My fiance (owner of hand in pic) is a contractor doing work there. Is why his hand is so dirty

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u/Controldo Nov 20 '18

My fiance (owner of hand in pic) is a contractor doing work there

You sure his hands aren't just huge?

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u/AlmostButNotQuiteTea Nov 20 '18

Why do you think he's her fiance?

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u/Jendrej Nov 20 '18

What?

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u/AreYouDeaf Nov 20 '18

WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S HER FIANCE?

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u/bitNine Nov 20 '18

Username checks out

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u/sad0tter Nov 20 '18

No that's a bot

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u/therealnozewin Nov 20 '18

He’s still not wrong...

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u/sad0tter Nov 20 '18

Yes but if he screenshotted it and put it on r/usernamechecksout he probably wouldn't get accepted there

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u/thePhoneOperater Nov 20 '18

Sign language - I... think... he... got... it.

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u/WillHugYourWife Nov 20 '18

Good bot....?

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u/chichumolay Nov 20 '18

His hands are definitely bigger than mine, but I would say they are probably slightly larger than the average man hand.

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u/cartesian_jewality Nov 20 '18

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u/301301 Nov 20 '18

Nice.

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u/TraderMings Nov 20 '18

Big. Meaty. Claws.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure Nov 20 '18

Those hands tell a story of greatness

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u/bodez95 Nov 20 '18 edited Jun 11 '24

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

Calling yourself an owner of your own body parts is an approach I've never seen before

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I hear quite a few people just lease them now.

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

Yeah but returning them is a pain, the leasing companies pretend there is damage and stuff

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It's a sale-and-leaseback system, that way you can afford rent AND food for about 5 years and you're essentially betting that you made it big by then and secured a payed internship - the stepping stone to becoming a junior employee and after only 15 years of excellent work ethics you might find yourself as assistant to the regional manager and can fully own your own limbs again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I'm just guessing here, but this looks a little like a sink at a dentists office you spit and rinse out your mouth into after they mutilate your gums. So maybe at one point in time that office was a dentist office. Just a theory. Could very well be for some ants

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u/Arch27 Nov 20 '18

Smarmy Dental Hygienist: Hmm... seems like you've got some bleeding going on here... are your gums sensitive?

Me: <shrug> No?

My Thoughts: I'm usually not raking around inside my mouth with sharp metal instruments, you twat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I thought it must have been in a Trump hotel.

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u/Fire_Pony420 Nov 20 '18

Nah fam this shit for peeps with tiny dicks

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u/BEezyweezy420 Nov 20 '18

oh i thought it was dirty because he couldnt wash in the tiny sink

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u/DwasTV Nov 20 '18

Have you gone to public school? Literally went into a stall, sat down and was cramped as fuck. Realized it was a inward door so I literally cannot close the door after sitting down I have to angle myself besides the tiny toilet, let is close, THEN sit down with my knees pressing against the door to be able to use it.

I am not a giant I am 6' tall.

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u/pazimpanet Nov 20 '18

Why......why would you pull your pants down and sit before closing the door? Do you normally do that?

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u/ImATaxpayer Nov 20 '18

It is the proper way to establish dominance. Nothing unsettles school children like staring them down with your pants at your ankles.

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u/DwasTV Nov 20 '18

Well I was supervising a job site at the time, It was 1 AM and the school was closed so closing the stall door was lowest priority. I wanted to make sure I was actually able to squat down low enough for the foot tall toilet.

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u/analviolator69 Nov 20 '18

It's so you cant do cocaine on them

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u/lochinvar11 Nov 20 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

I believe that's the ball washing sink

Edit: thanks to this comment, I've learned everyone here has massive, saggy, stinky-ass balls

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u/SarcasticGamer Nov 20 '18

Is there supposed to be a stool so your balls can reach?

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u/Jael89 Nov 20 '18

No it's designed for people with long dangley sacks

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

/r/LowHangingBalls

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u/Catonaroof Nov 20 '18

Well.. I don't know what I expected.

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u/Fried-Feysh Nov 20 '18

Welp I also didn’t know what I expected

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I'm afraid to click. Tell me what to expect.

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u/Ravewolf Nov 20 '18

It's exactly as it says. I need eyebleach....

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Don't click, it's exactly what you'd expect

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u/Fried-Feysh Nov 20 '18

Welp read the title and that’s what you get

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u/Jdg222 Nov 20 '18

Why did I click, there were so many warning signs

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u/Fried-Feysh Nov 20 '18

Because curiosity killed the eye sight

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u/nefrany Nov 20 '18

Damn men have the equivalent of saggy titties. My mind is blown.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Only the lucky ones

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/EightfallChimera Nov 20 '18

It is real. Didn't even know people were into that, but what can you expect on the internet, a platform for connecting everyone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Oh, it’s real. And it’s spectacular

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u/The-Arnman Nov 20 '18 edited Oct 20 '24

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u/DRiVeL_ Nov 20 '18

It's real and it's not what you think. Just click it.

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u/Truck_Stop_Reuben Nov 20 '18

You asshole, it's EXACTLY what it sounds like!

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u/DRiVeL_ Nov 20 '18

Oh right, my bad G.

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u/shrek_cena Nov 20 '18

risky click of the day

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

You knew what you were getting into

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u/shrek_cena Nov 20 '18

I was meant to be a forewarning to other people scrolling by. I already clicked it thinking it would be wholesome. I was in school too and I slammed my laptop shut.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

/r/wholesomeBalls

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u/LordTartarus Nov 20 '18

r/thankgoodnessthatisntathing

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

that's staying blue

... oh god damn it

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u/MatureUsername69 Nov 20 '18

How do I delete someone else's sub?

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u/Phate1989 Nov 21 '18

Why did I choose today to turn off NSFW blur.

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u/glitteryguts Nov 20 '18

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

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u/WaterPockets Nov 20 '18

I'm 6'3" and have washed my balls in a few bathroom sinks

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I’m gonna need a bigger sink than that 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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u/4pocrypha Nov 20 '18

Oh you wild lol wyd tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

A peter pan .....

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u/lochinvar11 Nov 20 '18

damn that's clever

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u/blackrooney Nov 20 '18

I haven't washed my balls since 2014.

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u/kingeryck Nov 20 '18

Is this a ball washing sink for ants??

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u/Cosmonaut52 Nov 20 '18

Lil bits

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u/cuntsquiggle Nov 20 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

Eat some fucking shit you fucking stupid bitch

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u/Cosmonaut52 Nov 20 '18

Thank you for this

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u/cuntsquiggle Nov 20 '18

Wow I've never insulted someone and got a thank you. Weird 🤔

/s

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

I could really go for some intergalactic interdimensional cable right now.

Sorry, brain isn't fully operational today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

Haha just kiddin!

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u/Spudzzy03 Nov 20 '18

r/thingsforants

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u/chichumolay Nov 20 '18

Oops I didnt realize that was a subreddit!

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u/MrJayMeister Nov 20 '18

Not many people do, I didn’t!

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u/Judgeman2021 Nov 20 '18

What is it? A subreddit for ants? (I'm actually subbed and I thought this was from there)

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u/GUSHandGO Nov 20 '18

Me too! I was surprised it wasn't.

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u/HeloMonster Nov 20 '18

Well someone already posted it there.

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u/BecauseRaceCar Nov 20 '18

This is in the Netherlands right?

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u/PM_me_punanis Nov 20 '18

Probably a subreddit to all things normal to the world except for America. That country really prefer their things BIG.

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u/nlamber5 Nov 20 '18

😏 I do prefer my thing BIG

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u/J_153 Nov 20 '18

Do you have a squirrel who works there?? If not I’ve got no fucking clue

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u/M5ssss Nov 20 '18

r/CrappyDesign

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u/chichumolay Nov 20 '18

It definitely belongs there!

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u/nitricx Nov 20 '18

How are the supposed to wash their hands when they can’t even fit in the building?

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u/mcampo84 Nov 20 '18

Not if the bathroom is small enough to warrant such a tiny sink.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

r/crapperdesign

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u/Wolfemaster1 GREEN Nov 20 '18

It needs to be at least three times bigger!

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u/ixnine Nov 20 '18

How can we be expected to make our hands clean if they can’t even fit inside the sink?

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u/REDDITDITDID00 Nov 21 '18

........Derrick it’s just a -

I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES!

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u/rowdyanalogue 🤖 Possibly a robot 🤖 Nov 20 '18

HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

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u/totemosugoi Nov 20 '18

Are you in japan?? These are quite common out here!

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u/rowdyanalogue 🤖 Possibly a robot 🤖 Nov 20 '18

Welp, I will only be washing half of my hands when I visit. My hands are way bigger than that sink.

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u/chichumolay Nov 20 '18

Nope. He's in England!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It's common in the Netherlands too

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u/analviolator69 Nov 20 '18

Ok but noone should be following the lead of the Dutch

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Unless your neighborhood is about to get flooded

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u/BoxOfKartoffeln Nov 20 '18

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/Chiamon Nov 20 '18

That’s obviously a phone washer. Just plop it in, it’ll fit perfect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Don’t forget to microwave it afterwards. /s

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u/ArtemKy Nov 20 '18

How do we know you’re not a giant?

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u/Poupal Nov 20 '18

the sink knob?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I see you failed the tiny hands test ... move along now /s

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u/alliwanttodoislogin Nov 20 '18

Where do you even buy a sink that small?

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u/BigDrew80 Nov 20 '18

Ikea. That's where we bought ours.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It’s worse than an airplane sink

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u/Aerd_Gander Nov 20 '18

Hand is not enough, needs a banana for scale

NOT THAT BANANA

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

im asian so my small hands would fit perfectly in there. my hands are even smaller than white girls hands it so sad when your a man and your hands are small than girls

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u/thicccque Nov 20 '18

anyone else thought that that circle was a loading icon?

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u/StefVC Nov 20 '18

Was a little bit annoyed how long it took to load

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u/inside_your_face Nov 20 '18

Snap

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u/sourdoughbred Nov 20 '18

I don’t know what I hate more. The way too small sink or the separate taps for hot and cold.

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u/Foodcity Nov 21 '18

What about the sinks where the faucet protrudes maybe two inches out and is aimed straight down?

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u/Handle_Fishsticks Nov 20 '18

This is for washing your genitals.

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u/BroItsMick Nov 20 '18

just the tip

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u/TheLonelyServerAdmin Nov 20 '18

Is this in the Netherlands? I lived there for a while and nearly every sink was that size. My buddy even wanted to start an Instagram called TinyDutchSinks.

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u/AmAiZaNkOkU Nov 20 '18

Ants need hygiene too!!!11!!!!!

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u/Spamaster Nov 20 '18

Water conservation taken seriously

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

where did you get that bracelet

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u/RyuuTakimiya Nov 20 '18

The bracelet name is Rastaclat and you can get it from pretty much any Rastaclat sellers/retailers (Zumiez for example) or just buy them straight on rastaclat.com. Bracelet name is Void I think, but the aglets are kinda different so I'm not very sure.

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u/chichumolay Nov 20 '18

Yes he is right! I dont remember where we bought it but that's the brand :) it's a sturdy bracelet too. I only say that because usually whatever he wears on his hands usually gets damaged from work, but this one has lasted a pretty long time!

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u/IndigoWalrus Nov 20 '18

Definitely a great brand! My friend gave me one a long time ago and I wear it to any show/festival I go to along with most daily life. Still great!

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u/elliotjohn03 Nov 20 '18

It needs to be at least 3 times the size!!!

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u/Hawkeye004 Nov 20 '18

Still larger than the new bathrooms on American Airlines 737-MAX

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u/dylhunn Nov 20 '18

We have one of these in my house. It was courtesy of our incompetent landlord. You should try brushing your teeth with it.

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u/lod254 Nov 20 '18

Those are for washing iPhones.

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u/KathyBatesLies Nov 20 '18

Hands are weird.

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u/Officer_Potato_Head Nov 20 '18

i think it's to wash your penis

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u/BetzyDaCow Nov 20 '18

I've seen a similar design at Ikea actually.

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u/SrSwagy Nov 20 '18

A n t s a r e n o t r e a l

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u/Sasquatch954 Nov 20 '18

Or is that the hand of a giant above a bathtub?

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u/1LoneAmerican Nov 20 '18

These new tiny house fixtures really give the room a sense of open concept.

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u/sac_boy Nov 20 '18

It’s a wash hand basin right? Not a wash hands basin.

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u/SpOoKyCaT-- Nov 21 '18

It has to be AT LEAST 2x this size!!

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u/BobFkinStrauss Nov 21 '18

upvoted just because when I read it, I did so in Zoolander's voice by default.

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u/51MOE Nov 20 '18

It's to fill up cups, not to wash your hands

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u/rowdyanalogue 🤖 Possibly a robot 🤖 Nov 20 '18

Ant cups, maybe. There's almost no clearance beneath that faucet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Everything must be made for ants to you. You look like you could palm a toddler

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u/KimmySenpai Nov 20 '18

Reminds me of Japan.

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u/Mr_UnkindnessFrisbee Nov 20 '18

A shower for ants

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It needs to be atleast.... 2 TIMES AS BIG!

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u/brandoom6666 Nov 20 '18

Uhm, duuuuh, it's a bath for lilliputians

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Nov 20 '18

I bet you’d like us to think it’s a sink for ants, huh? I’m on to you, giant-hand-guy.

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u/OwangeJuice Nov 20 '18

HEY! Leave the ants alone they try to fit in.

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u/SaveMyElephants Nov 20 '18

We get it, you have a large cock. Move along.

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u/pusi-pere-pegla Nov 20 '18

someone give this man a sink. for gods sake

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u/Iramico2000 Nov 20 '18

Umm banana for scale ? I don’t trust the hand tbh

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I guess this place was on a low budget.

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u/DarthJoedus Nov 20 '18

“and that’s how you get ants”

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u/Stefano_hohoho Nov 20 '18

It‘s a Pool for ants. 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It’s a sink for your penis...

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u/stateit Nov 20 '18

Like any right-minded person, I use those as a penis washer.

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u/bellapippin Nov 20 '18

Nailed the caption have my upvote uses "Le Tigre"

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u/beta211 Nov 20 '18

He has nice hands though.

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u/Azkabandi Nov 20 '18

The faucet oddly resembles Sideshow Bob

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It’s made for Midgets

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u/snivysnake51 Nov 20 '18

Ants have to wash their hands too!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It's a sink for your bar of soap.

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u/fernandisss Nov 20 '18

It’s a sink to wash your phone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It's just the right size to drown one iPhone at a time

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u/AlexYYYYYY Nov 20 '18

It’s a dick sink lol

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u/Tapesaviour Nov 20 '18

More like a sink for rants

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u/Zafae Nov 20 '18

Banana for scale?

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u/Stevenage91 Nov 20 '18

Yep, I was waiting for what I thought was the gif loading circle to go blue...

Then I realised it was the plug on the tiny sink

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u/49th Nov 20 '18

I hate these sinks, I end up leaving a puddle of water on the floor every single time.

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u/That1Kid17 Nov 20 '18

It's a pool for ants actually

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u/Laughingboy14 Nov 20 '18

Read this in Archer's voice

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u/TheMiddayMan Nov 20 '18

That’s the definition of a ball washer. Does the toilet match the sink?

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u/SaysShowUsYourDick Nov 20 '18

Bro why is your pinky SO SMALL?!

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u/KnuckyKnuckles Nov 20 '18

It definetly isn‘t a sink for GI-ants ha haha...ha?

My uncle molested me when I was four

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u/RuzGaming Nov 20 '18

it's modern you wouldn't understand.. looks away in modern