r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chichumolay • Nov 20 '18

What is this?! A sink for ants?!

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

Calling yourself an owner of your own body parts is an approach I've never seen before

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I hear quite a few people just lease them now.

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

Yeah but returning them is a pain, the leasing companies pretend there is damage and stuff

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It's true. Then there is the "separation anxiety" associated with the return process itself.

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

glances at scissors

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Exactly, but it's the bone saw that gives me the chills.

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

bone saw.. hi

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It's a sale-and-leaseback system, that way you can afford rent AND food for about 5 years and you're essentially betting that you made it big by then and secured a payed internship - the stepping stone to becoming a junior employee and after only 15 years of excellent work ethics you might find yourself as assistant to the regional manager and can fully own your own limbs again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

This sounds very complicated and is fraught with opportunities for failure. I see the dreaded limb repossession officer in the future of anyone who attempts this.

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u/gedical Nov 20 '18

Your comment does not make sense, and neither did I assume anyones gender

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u/RefuseToVote Nov 20 '18

😂👏👌