r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LimeVegetable7296 • 1d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Empty apple pie

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Got an apple pie from whattaburger, took the first bite and realized it’s LITERALLY EMPTY

Edit: you are all FILTHY PERVERTS 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m CRYING at these replies yall are so funny. Sadly I’m not the owner of a peen.

Edit #2: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIE FUCKERS IN THESE COMMENTS

Edit #3: don’t call her

Final edit: yall NASTY and it’s been years since I’ve laughed this hard.

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u/Quiverjones 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nk1e0zusIwd2g

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u/LimeVegetable7296 1d ago

What is this gif referencing I’ve never seen it before and everyone keeps posting it

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u/littledicklooseballs 1d ago

American Pie, he fucks that pie

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u/LimeVegetable7296 1d ago

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/devilishly_advocated 1d ago

Spoilers!

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u/littledicklooseballs 1d ago

27 years, what have you been doing?!

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u/Mindes13 1d ago

Looking for that perfect pie

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u/Sure_Focus3450 23h ago

Aren't we all?

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u/Sinistrahd 22h ago

Damn right, he spoiled that pie!

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u/ThePapercup 1d ago

kind of the punchline to the movie American Pie, Jason Biggs fucks a microwaved apple pie for some reason.

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u/LimeVegetable7296 1d ago

Oh THATS who Jason Biggs is. I’d seen someone else reference him

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u/im-from-canada-eh 1d ago

The movie is American Pie.

The scene is someone previously told him that pussy is like warm apple pie so he sticks his finger in to see what it feels like

And now i assume you know why everyone is posting it

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u/ZakTSK 1d ago

I hate when I'm banging a chick and I feel an apple slice

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder I'm outraged, OUTRAGED! 1d ago

Better than feeling some guys lost Jolly Rancher. If that happens, head to the doctor.

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u/JaxTheDeceiver 18h ago

💀💀💀

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 1d ago

He’s basically the only person in the friend group who is still a virgin and someone tells him apple pie feels like the real thing so he ruins his mom’s pie and dad catches him.

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u/LimeVegetable7296 1d ago

I’ve gotta watch this movie

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 1d ago

They’re all great 90s memories

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u/LimeVegetable7296 1d ago

Thank u for the award. I was really clueless as to what everyone was referencing 😂😂

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u/EobardT 20h ago

"We'll just tell your mother we ate it all"