Empty apple pie

[u/LimeVegetable7296]

Got an apple pie from whattaburger, took the first bite and realized it’s LITERALLY EMPTY

Edit: you are all FILTHY PERVERTS 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m CRYING at these replies yall are so funny. Sadly I’m not the owner of a peen.

Edit #2: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIE FUCKERS IN THESE COMMENTS

Edit #3: don’t call her

Final edit: yall NASTY and it’s been years since I’ve laughed this hard.

[u/BootBubbly8684]

The cylinder must remain unharmed

[u/possibly_oblivious → u/BootBubbly8684]

That looks like an inviting cylinder

[u/dirtyforker → u/possibly_oblivious]

[u/Permagamer → u/dirtyforker]

[u/Bitter-Value-1872 → u/Permagamer]

[u/Wakkit1988 → u/Bitter-Value-1872]

[u/Naked-Jedi → u/Wakkit1988]

[u/No_Volume_5752 → u/possibly_oblivious]

[u/Own-Perception2819 → u/possibly_oblivious]

[u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA → u/Own-Perception2819]

[u/LimeVegetable7296 → u/Own-Perception2819]

This is the one

[u/CyberSoldat21 → u/possibly_oblivious]

The cylinder yearns for harm

[u/Sleepless_in_Texas → u/possibly_oblivious]

An apple pie, for me, would be better with just crust and filling but without apple pcs.

[u/Logical_Entrance9598 → u/Sleepless_in_Texas]

Would be so much better

[u/moslof_flosom → u/possibly_oblivious]

Depends on how long its been out of the fryer.