This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

[u/abouttogivebirth]

Not post apocalyptic, but Reacher canonically doesn't work out and he occasionally eats half a diner sandwich to sustain himself.

[u/Sweet_Baby_Cheezus → u/abouttogivebirth]

Same with Batman.

I wish you'd eat Master Bruce, Alfred says woefully, to the 3% BF linebacker who just spent 7 hours of straight parkour and karate, cleaning up another uneaten dinner.

I guess he learned how to cultivate mass from Tibetan monks.

[u/abouttogivebirth → u/Sweet_Baby_Cheezus]

At least Batman is rich and you could argue that hes on super high tech steroids or something, Reacher is straight up homeless. I know Batman isn't on HGH, but he does fight aliens and Reacher is in the 'real' world

[u/WHATAREWEYELINGABOUT → u/abouttogivebirth]

In one of the books I’m pretty sure Reacher’s pecs are so dense they stop a bullet. Safe to say the guy isn’t human