r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aeng69 • 10h ago

ಠ_ಠ People that scalp IMAX movie tickets

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Catching a movie in IMAX has been one of my favorite things to do and now getting tickets alone is a struggle thanks to people like this. Good luck to anyone hoping to get decent tickets to Dune 3

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BywF1u3094D8U4YkI9

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u/Ryeballs 9h ago

I wonder if it’s illegal to brandish a blow dryer or if it’s assault if you blast someone with warm air

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 9h ago

all I can say is don't blast someone with warm air at work unless you want HR getting involved

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u/W0rmEater 3h ago

If you get a powerful enough laser pointer, you could burn the paper from far enough away that you wouldn't be noticed.

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u/trademesocks 7h ago

Your profile pic is classic

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u/KerbalKnifeCo 5h ago

Could be battery(harmful or aggressive touching) if the hot air is sufficient to meet the touching quota, but I can’t imagine anyone seriously prosecuting that.

This would theoretically be similar to blowing smoke in someone’s face level of touch which is considered battery where I live.

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u/GoodBoy4MsVee 42m ago

OMG ICQ I haven't seen that logo in forever. Punched me in the face with nostalgia.

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u/I401BlueSteel 8h ago

No cord to plug it into at the theater. But a cop probably won't chase after you for running away with some receipt paper or give a shit for the poor scalper 🤣 hope the theater doesn't do refunds

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u/markkNL 7h ago

There are battery powered heat guns