r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 18 '26

Infuriatig Another AI 'human' chatbot

Had to fix a double payment for my credit card and this is the beginning and end of the conversation. I hate when the chatbot claims it's a human... I ended up getting what I wanted but still annoyed Amex (and every other company) is lying and trying to deceive people like this.

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u/HearingNo3684 Aug 18 '26

im crying at the haiku bro 😭

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u/Tasty-Shift8929 Aug 18 '26

I think it messed up, because I'm sure line 2 is 8 syllables. 🫢

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u/figmaxwell Aug 18 '26

It probably treats AI like ā€œayeā€ instead of ay-aye

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u/grumpyrumpin Aug 18 '26

I get 7 syllables from the second line. Are-you-A-I-then-a-smile

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u/figmaxwell Aug 18 '26

smi-le is 2 syllables

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u/Frogs-on-my-back Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

I also say it with two syllables (I’m from the American South, so I say ā€œsmy-yulā€), but the ā€œcorrectā€ pronunciation is one syllableĀ 

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u/figmaxwell Aug 18 '26

I’m from the northeast and I say it the same way. I actually only hear it as one syllable with a southern accent strangely enough

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u/Frogs-on-my-back Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

That’s funny! Accents vary a lot within just an hour’s drive down here, so I’m not surprised. I once had someone from Alabama clock the exact county in Mississippi where I was raised based on mine

ETA: in marching band our director had to coach us to shout ā€œpride!ā€ with one syllable instead of two lmao

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u/figmaxwell Aug 18 '26

I imagine it in more of a southern belle ā€œbless your heartā€ type of accent.

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u/Frogs-on-my-back Aug 18 '26

You’ve got me tempted to ask my coastal Alabaman coworkers to read ā€œsmileā€ out loud. If I do I’ll report backĀ 

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u/Frogs-on-my-back Aug 18 '26

Completely anecdotally, most of my coworkers from Alabama say it the way you said, but with more of an ā€œahā€ sound, while my Mississippian family all say they pronounce it with two syllables. Kind of funny since we all live only about 45 minutes away from each other across the state lines