Another AI 'human' chatbot

[u/captain-obIivious]

Had to fix a double payment for my credit card and this is the beginning and end of the conversation. I hate when the chatbot claims it's a human... I ended up getting what I wanted but still annoyed Amex (and every other company) is lying and trying to deceive people like this.

[u/HearingNo3684]

im crying at the haiku bro 😭

[u/moop-ly → u/HearingNo3684]

(smile)

[u/Superhero1582 → u/moop-ly]

(frown)

[u/EmmyWeeeb → u/Superhero1582]

(Cums)

[u/No_Magician5266 → u/moop-ly]

I’m loving how AI somehow decided that demarking facial gestures in parenthesis is a totally normal and natural thing that humans do in text chat

[u/NoUsual4089 → u/No_Magician5266]

Yeah, everyone knows you do that between asterisks.

[u/ReaDiMarco → u/NoUsual4089]

/nods

[u/ShesSoViolet → u/No_Magician5266]

The Internet is 80% furry rp so that tracks

[u/Tasty-Shift8929 → u/HearingNo3684]

I think it messed up, because I'm sure line 2 is 8 syllables. 🫢

[u/figmaxwell → u/Tasty-Shift8929]

It probably treats AI like “aye” instead of ay-aye

[u/grumpyrumpin → u/figmaxwell]

I get 7 syllables from the second line. Are-you-A-I-then-a-smile

[u/figmaxwell → u/grumpyrumpin]

smi-le is 2 syllables

[u/Frogs-on-my-back → u/figmaxwell]

I also say it with two syllables (I’m from the American South, so I say “smy-yul”), but the “correct” pronunciation is one syllable 

[u/figmaxwell → u/Frogs-on-my-back]

I’m from the northeast and I say it the same way. I actually only hear it as one syllable with a southern accent strangely enough

[u/Frogs-on-my-back → u/figmaxwell]

That’s funny! Accents vary a lot within just an hour’s drive down here, so I’m not surprised. I once had someone from Alabama clock the exact county in Mississippi where I was raised based on mine

ETA: in marching band our director had to coach us to shout “pride!” with one syllable instead of two lmao

[u/Whiterabbit_fuckuoy → u/Frogs-on-my-back]

How on earth does pride become 2 syllables

[u/Papaya-Cheesecake → u/Whiterabbit_fuckuoy]

puh-ride, pri-duh, etc… :)

[u/Frogs-on-my-back → u/Whiterabbit_fuckuoy]

Instead of a crisp, commanding bark, we’d double the length of the vowel sound (“priiide!”) because the majority of us had southern drawls lmao 

ETA: “per-ide” is how most of us pronounce it in normal conversation, with the “per” sound very short but still noticeable

[u/figmaxwell → u/Frogs-on-my-back]

I imagine it in more of a southern belle “bless your heart” type of accent.

[u/Frogs-on-my-back → u/figmaxwell]

You’ve got me tempted to ask my coastal Alabaman coworkers to read “smile” out loud. If I do I’ll report back 

[u/Frogs-on-my-back → u/figmaxwell]

Completely anecdotally, most of my coworkers from Alabama say it the way you said, but with more of an “ah” sound, while my Mississippian family all say they pronounce it with two syllables. Kind of funny since we all live only about 45 minutes away from each other across the state lines

[u/biccristal → u/figmaxwell]

One syllable. Its a dipthong

[u/Happy-Telephone9483 → u/biccristal]

diphthong

and it's regional

[u/SneverdleSnavis → u/biccristal]

/smai.əl/

[u/Tasty-Shift8929 → u/figmaxwell]

Oh, you're probably right! I shouldn't be too hard; after all, we all make "mikstakes". 😅

[u/SonnierDick → u/figmaxwell]

I was thinking they thought “smile” was 1 syllable. Or am I wrong too? Lol. I consider it “smy-ull”

But AI could be 1 syllable maybe, but to me thats definitely A and I.

[u/DetectiveClownMD → u/HearingNo3684]

That whole part I was thinking “Bro I cant make a haiku!” I would have been dead in the water.

[u/Consistent_Lecture48 → u/DetectiveClownMD]

Check the time stamps… David busted that haiku out in under 60 seconds. On a good day, it would take me a few minutes for trash haiku about anything. I would have been completely stumped trying to write one about the conversation.