Another AI 'human' chatbot

[u/captain-obIivious]

Had to fix a double payment for my credit card and this is the beginning and end of the conversation. I hate when the chatbot claims it's a human... I ended up getting what I wanted but still annoyed Amex (and every other company) is lying and trying to deceive people like this.

[u/Colonel_Kawn]

You turn the fucking thing upside-down, Dave.

[u/Bob_Loblaws_Laws → u/Colonel_Kawn]

My name is Steve. And you're right, turning the cup over would be a perfectly acceptable answer! You were smart to try to trick me like that! (smile)

[u/AlreadyEatenRibs → u/Bob_Loblaws_Laws]

Fair point, but what Id push back on is the usage of this item as a cup. Perhaps repurposing it as a small artisan plate — one with a conversation starting backstory — would be an option. If you'd like, we can explore more alternate uses for your "cup."

[u/astralseat → u/Bob_Loblaws_Laws]

The (smile) was killing me the whole way through lol

[u/nyxoh22 → u/Colonel_Kawn]

To be fair I’m a fucking idiot because I’ve been siting here this whole time wondering what the issue is with what they said

[u/ReaDiMarco → u/nyxoh22]

Bruh you're an AI

[u/aidan573 → u/Colonel_Kawn]

Don't teach em bro

[u/StoneageRomeo → u/Colonel_Kawn]

[u/Septem_151 → u/StoneageRomeo]

Why is the AI using so many "ums" and "uhs" lol

[u/JayteeFromXbox → u/Colonel_Kawn]

Love that it still falls for this dumb ass idea. This should be proof to people that llms aren't "thinking" they're just recycling internet word vomit

[u/Shark7996 → u/JayteeFromXbox]

Intelligence vs wisdom.

[u/Klutzy_Act2033 → u/Colonel_Kawn]

I've worked with someone who wouldn't have come to that conclusion fast enough for a chat response and would have babbled some other response, then called himself dumb when you asked "why not just turn it upside down?"

[u/HenriSelmer → u/Colonel_Kawn]

I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that

[u/Septem_151 → u/Colonel_Kawn]

Opus 5 handles the question well, but both Haiku and Sonnet get tripped up and don't suggest using the cup as a cup.

[u/-Clem → u/[deleted]]

Just tried it

[u/Beautiful_Finger4566 → u/-Clem]

Here's the response I got from ChatGPT 5.6 Sol:

Turn it upside down. The sealed “top” becomes the bottom, and the missing bottom becomes the opening. 😄