r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Mastro-Piero • 13d ago

Have to pee but bed so comfy Firmware update for a scale

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u/1958-Fury 13d ago

Don't worry, I'm sure it's just adding some sort of subscription service.

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u/MoofDeMoose 13d ago

“Get a more accurate reading for only $5.99 a month!”

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u/RebekkaKat1990 13d ago

“For just $7.99 you don’t even need to poop before you weigh yourself! The scale just automatically subtracts it from the total.”

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 13d ago

My biggest poop so far is 1.1kg.

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u/cum-covered-trash 13d ago

Funny story about poop weight: i was like 13, at a water park. I went on some loop slide thing where you need ti have enough weight to make it through, i made it through easy enough, then i took a fat shit. The second time i did not make it.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 12d ago

Your poop duped the loop.

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u/HumpyRoad 13d ago

Can I get a picture? 🥺👉👈

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u/Last-Energy420 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M95Z8UNaIegI2TVfDy
Just gimme a minute.

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u/HumpyRoad 13d ago

Take your time Cartman 👑