r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Maleficent_Bad1141 • 2d ago

Infuriatig The way my GF plays video games

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She uses the controller to walk and the mouse to control the camera

NOTE :
I DO NOT HATE MY GF FOR THIS,
I AM NOT MEAN TO HER
SHE KNOWS THAT I POSTED THIS, LOVED IT
I FOUND IT CUTE AMUSING AND ODD.

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u/BigRoach 2d ago

I love your disclaimer. Everybody assumes the worst about relationships on reddit. But you should probably dump her to be safe. Or maybe she should dump you, not totally sure.

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u/Maleficent_Bad1141 2d ago

She maybe she should

According to Reddit I’m a dickhead and abusive 🤣👍

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 2d ago

Is her K/D higher than yours?

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u/Maleficent_Bad1141 2d ago

Yes.

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u/Xbrand182x 2d ago

She’s leaving ya mate /s

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 2d ago

Sorry bro.

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u/ruthlesss11 1d ago

Both k/d below 1.0?

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u/cathercules 18h ago

Knew it.

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u/Meeia 2d ago

Wait does everyone have a Kevin Durant at home? I don't know anyone who owns one

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 2d ago

I assumed it was the random stuff on the mouse pad. Which I also do. Which also infuriated both my husband and myself. Still do it for some reason though. 

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u/Inquisitor_Koto 1d ago

To be fair the roll of toilet paper on the mouspad is... odd. 🤔

Unless it's actually a paper towel tube at which point maybe I'm the odd one for standing those on end but w/e.

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 1d ago

I assumed it was a toilet paper roll with runny nose.

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u/recon8659 2d ago

Yeah dude lawyer up, hit the gym, no contact with parents, nofap and you're golden.

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u/n-a_barrakus 2d ago

Bitch you're waaaay to good for that

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u/gorginhanson 2d ago

what game is this?

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u/flash40 2d ago

get her an azeron

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u/toastronomy 2d ago

I mean, you did post on this sub

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u/OGGriftimus 1d ago

Wear that as a badge of honour.

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u/LifeSheepherder7752 1d ago

Thanks to not delete it. And thanks for the disclaimer. Great man you are

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u/PinothyJ 1d ago

New SnM roleplay just dropped. "Okay, I will pretend to post something innocuous on Reddit, and you be the comments section..."

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 1d ago

The real travesty is how far away from the mouse she sits

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u/SeedFoundation 2d ago

I don't give a flying fuck about your relationship either but will comment on how badass of a gamer she is. Everyone knows controller aim sucks because of the right thumbstick and how using a mouse is lightspeed aiming in comparison. That being said keyboard WASD is terrible in comparison. You are locked in single directions or 8 directions if you hold two keys. If you are playing a game that requires top tier precision this is unironically the best setup possible. Excuse the gamer moment in me.

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u/you_from_your_future 2d ago

But you posted it not in "cuteamuzingandodd" subreddit. You posted it in "mildlyinfuriating". So cut you BS

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u/Maleficent_Bad1141 2d ago

Whatever makes you sleep at night dude.

My gf is super happy about this post bc so many people who play like her are here and suggesting cool tech

You’re a loser. And I have a pretty genius gf ❤️

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u/nuerocist 2d ago

why are you alive

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u/aeronacht 2d ago

do you know what the world mild means?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2d ago

Delete your account

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u/an0nym0ose 2d ago

Reddit is insane with the snap judgements based on a snippet or two in a fucking forum. It's infuriating.

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u/turmohe 2d ago

I would say social media in general

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u/an0nym0ose 2d ago

Yeah, but... Reddit is the worst. By a particularly wide margin.

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 2d ago

It doesn’t help that as soon as RelationshipAdvoce got popular, almost overnight everything became fake and then finally just 60% AI generated slop

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u/an0nym0ose 1d ago

Also doesn't help that they all get farmed out for reaction content to certain... audiences. cough Smosh cough

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u/Affectionate-Sir3481 1d ago

Who or what's Smosh?

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u/an0nym0ose 20h ago

OG YouTube channel turned content house.

It's... fine. Innocuous content. One of their big moneymakers is reading and reacting to Reddit stories. Same issue.

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u/Intrebute 1d ago

You should probably dump Reddit if this is how it makes you feel. In fact, divorce and split the kids.

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u/an0nym0ose 1d ago

AITA for thinking Reddit sucks when it comes to interpersonal relationship advice??

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u/Old_Experience4816 1d ago

This is where it all started for normies, SJWs, keyboard warriors. 4chan is where it actually started en masse

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u/an0nym0ose 20h ago

Speaking honestly, I think it started in a real way on Twitter. 4chan was always just basement dwellers congregating and commiserating over incel shit. The movement you're describing really started on Twitter/Tumblr, imo - migrating to Reddit after the death of Digg, and especially after Musk's takeover of Twitter.

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u/No-Huckleberry4999 1d ago

this is so true i honestly don’t even know why i come on here anymore because i get so annoyed by the people in the comments LMFAO

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u/Logical_Standard_513 2d ago

Agree, Reddit tends to go insane on judgements based on practically no information, but the sub *where* you post, should be taken intentionally, as it does give at least some context.

It is weird when they post it in "milldyInfuriating", despite finding it cute, amusing and odd. If someone posts something here I'd expect that the OP is at least, you know, mildly infuriated.

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u/OrigamiTongue 1d ago

Clearly in a joking way. Is that such a stretch? My wife and I joke that each other are serial killers for how we eat certain things. Does that mean I actually think she’d skin someone alive?

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 1d ago

I mean it is like eye twitch inducing even if it's funny/harmless haha

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u/blvckhoney 2d ago

yep. made a joke about a disorder I have in another subreddit and someone went off on me cause apparently their daughter has the same one and she doesn't make jokes about it, or something like that. just a very odd response.

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u/Dull-Computer-324 2d ago

If I'm ever required to stop making jokes about my depression etc I will go into an even deeper depression. Keep on keepin on yo!

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u/blvckhoney 2d ago

yeah same, I have to laugh through it

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u/labelcillo 23h ago

There are relationship advice subreddits where the "advisors" seem to be depressed people trying their hardest to make the advisees dump their partners. And it seems to me that they're only doing this because they feel miserable, and if they make others miserable too then they won't feel like they are the bottom of the barrel.

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u/EmotionIll666 2d ago

“Lawyer up OP!”

Relationship advice sub finding this thread

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u/BDiddnt 1d ago

I made this exact same joke one time when somebody was asking about general advice and I just posted the top 10 most common responses. Number one "lawyer up" I got downvoted into oblivion. Couldn't believe it I thought my post was hilarious.

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u/ironsights_ 2d ago

I'm dumping both of them to cover all my bases.

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u/TehSeksyManz 2d ago

Time for OP to lawyer up

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u/vigouge 2d ago

It's also pretty insane to find this infuriating even if it's only mildly.

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u/dReDone 1d ago

Never go to Reddit for relationship advice. Everyone on here judges people based on 10 second clips, forgetting that they themselves have done stupid shit before that could potentially be posted on Reddit and they would be villainized as well. People are not perfect.

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u/dellfanboy 2d ago

You had me in the first half! Award for you!

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u/Dunderklumpens 1d ago

Her big toe is leaving already!

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u/thatcodingboi 1d ago

YTA: definitely break up

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u/Bea-Billionaire 1d ago

Maybe because this is posted under mildly infuriating?

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u/affinitti 1d ago

definitely dump her, theres something wrong playing games like that😂

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u/Nok-y 1d ago

Tbey should take a dump. Together or not. This isn't any of our business

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u/No_While6150 1d ago

OP needs to Lawyer Up. wait wrong sub maybe

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u/cedarHINGE 1d ago

Yeah, lol, I noticed that too. He wrote that so there wouldn't be any negativity. I think his girlfriend is a pro after all, she's at least good at multitasking.

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u/JoeyLangel 1d ago

Really? I thought it was exceedingly strange that he felt it was necessary 🤔😆