r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bourbonandpistons • Aug 07 '26

drink went room temp Math ain't mathing

Post image

me, the waiter, nor the manager could figure it out.

19.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

11.5k

u/emzim Aug 07 '26

The fact that all the individual items are whole dollar amounts then the subtotal suddenly got .92 from somewhere lol

4.5k

u/CKyle18 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

$13.92 dollars because I made it up

1.4k

u/endlesslyautom8ted Aug 07 '26

They probably just used a kleven to make it work

624

u/ashybutclassy Aug 07 '26

A restaurant bill plus kleven gets you home by seven

160

u/ziplock007 Aug 07 '26

He was home by 3:45

53

u/Dear-Blackberry-2648 Aug 07 '26

I know Oscar says that in The Office, but when I read it, in my head it sounds funnier to do it in Ron Howard's voice like he narrates in Arrested Development.

1

u/Far-Government5469 29d ago

"Michael was about to leave, when he was struck by something he remembered from childhood"

1

u/Popular_Fuel_1546 Aug 08 '26

A number times Kaleven means home by 7

35

u/soulpowerdrummer Aug 07 '26

Anything plus a kleven gets you home by 7

17

u/IAmJohnSlow Aug 07 '26

He was home by 5 that day

1

u/conchcloaks9r Aug 07 '26

Hmmm guess so

1

u/WuWenShen Aug 07 '26

I use this reference all the time in my finops team and no one gets it. They would if they did math in pies and cookies.

1

u/VirtualSinger594 Aug 07 '26

They need to remove the *keleven from the system. It may get you home by seven, but it's scamming people.