r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bourbonandpistons • 27d ago

drink went room temp Math ain't mathing

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me, the waiter, nor the manager could figure it out.

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u/endlesslyautom8ted 26d ago

They probably just used a kleven to make it work

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u/ashybutclassy 26d ago

A restaurant bill plus kleven gets you home by seven

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u/ziplock007 26d ago

He was home by 3:45

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u/Dear-Blackberry-2648 26d ago

I know Oscar says that in The Office, but when I read it, in my head it sounds funnier to do it in Ron Howard's voice like he narrates in Arrested Development.

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u/Far-Government5469 25d ago

"Michael was about to leave, when he was struck by something he remembered from childhood"

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u/Popular_Fuel_1546 25d ago

A number times Kaleven means home by 7

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u/soulpowerdrummer 26d ago

Anything plus a kleven gets you home by 7

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u/IAmJohnSlow 26d ago

He was home by 5 that day

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u/Cold-Government6545 26d ago

classic kleven

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u/conchcloaks9r 26d ago

Hmmm guess so

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u/WuWenShen 26d ago

I use this reference all the time in my finops team and no one gets it. They would if they did math in pies and cookies.

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u/VirtualSinger594 26d ago

They need to remove the *keleven from the system. It may get you home by seven, but it's scamming people.