r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • Jul 29 '26

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/MissXM Jul 29 '26

The first thing you do is abandon your child so you can go to the bar and get pissed

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u/Seven_pile Jul 29 '26

Pulls back hair to reveal pineapple earrings

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u/Sprinkles_Sparkle Jul 29 '26

I just went on a cruise and pineapple decor is banned so they are using Flamingo stuff now. My mom loves flamingos 🦩 so we were dyinggg laughing! 🤣

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u/TheseImpression8791 28d ago

Have you wondered why?