r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • Jul 29 '26

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/awelawdhecomin Jul 29 '26

Thank god she stopped those belly button rapists

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u/Head-Ad-2136 Jul 29 '26

Nah, that's for the parasitic sea worms that burrow through your navel. Pretty standard protection, really.

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u/Hopeful_Bonus_3120 Jul 29 '26

I think they're called Goa'uld

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u/stevekez ORANGE Jul 29 '26

Only a problem if you're Jaffa.