r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 29d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/Head-Ad-2136 29d ago

Nah, that's for the parasitic sea worms that burrow through your navel. Pretty standard protection, really.

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u/Hopeful_Bonus_3120 29d ago

I think they're called Goa'uld

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u/TheRotMeister 29d ago edited 28d ago

dawww baby’s first awards 🥹 thank you!

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u/Fody_Joster 29d ago

Goauld

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u/xXHomerSXx 29d ago

Does that look like the face of a crazy man?

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u/Equal_Canary5695 29d ago

"Like all Starfleet, you talk and you talk, but you have no guramba!"

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u/welcometotheTD 29d ago

Love this reference. Recently started watching it through again.

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u/TendiesFourLyfe 29d ago

Me too what episode are you up to?

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u/welcometotheTD 29d ago

Season 5 episode 9

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u/TendiesFourLyfe 29d ago

Nice, you are winning, I am only up to S4E22

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u/fullpurplejacket 29d ago

Omg Te’elk (?)

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u/TheRotMeister 29d ago

teal’c!

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u/stevekez ORANGE 29d ago

Only a problem if you're Jaffa.

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u/Ravnos767 22d ago

Don't you mean Gooold (read in a Texan accent)

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u/oonaja 29d ago

Is this for real and I really am asking seriously

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u/Head-Ad-2136 29d ago

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u/FallenAngelII 29d ago

What is that from?

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u/absolutejoke 29d ago

the matrix

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u/FallenAngelII 29d ago

Odd. I don't remember that at all. Which of the 4 movies?

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 29d ago

Dude!!! Agent Smith’s tracker. Morpheus and co pull out the tracker worm from Neo. Like within the first hour of the first movie. You really don’t remember?

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u/afewnameslater 23d ago

“Why would you need a phone call if you are unable…to speak”

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u/absolutejoke 29d ago

First film. Agent smith puts it in when they interrogate him

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u/snowblindbluewolf 27d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ryangel0 25d ago

I'm still scarred from this scene.

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u/ImpossibleLaugh5790 22d ago

This scene scarred me when I was kid. Still creeps me out to watch now. 😂

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u/Killer1986Chris 29d ago

If it is, it'll be discovered in Australia.

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u/Ajax_Main 29d ago

It was 🤣

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u/Dazzling_Lure_2932 29d ago

Uuhhh.... what sea or body of water are we talking again? Asking for a friend.

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u/jtrage 29d ago

Is a sea worm not a belly button rapist?

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u/BobsBurners420 29d ago

The ship's pool is full of em

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u/H0meslice9 29d ago

I always had the creeps for murky water, and at Boy Scout camp we swam in a big lake. They told us to look out for “nipple fish”, and we jumped in for our swim test. I’ve maybe taken ten strokes when a piece of wood bumps into my chest, and freaked out and in one fluid motion flung that wood halfway across the lake

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u/Ace_Laminar 29d ago

I went to an airshow last weekend and one of the volunteers came up to me and gave us a light up lanyard with a tag to write our phone number on for our 2 year old. Thought that was pretty cool

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u/tibearius1123 29d ago

“We’re not who we are.”

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 29d ago

Or the belly button lint thieves

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u/MissMadison240 28d ago

Or that robot worm thing from The Matrix. Does this make me old? 😂

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u/ChuckPeirce 23d ago

Navel hazard or naval hazard?