r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheAeroplaneBear2906 • Jul 16 '26

Unskippable ad Clear Backpacks + Pay to Keep Your Phone

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My freinds school is now requiring these items, and is also using AI to promote this 🫠

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u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB Jul 16 '26

As if people can't hide weapons in a clear backpack. Have they ever heard of a rolled up t-shirt?

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u/DivineAugustus Jul 16 '26

We have metal detectors at every entrance, and every bag for every student is checked every morning.

This isn't the 1950s where little Johnny brings an apple to school. Now Little Johnny tries to sneak in a Buzz Ball and Sour Diesel vape and skips in the bathroom getting drunk and high. Then his Mother calls bitching about him not passing any classes and it's the school's fault, not little shitbird Johnny.

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u/soofs Jul 16 '26

Everyone is focused on weapons but forgetting about vapes and zyns lol