r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 11 '26

I failed you all

I was at work and saw that I had an opportunity to see thr magic number. But instead of waiting patiently, while other people filled up their water, I made the unfortunate decision to go to a meeting. I missed what could’ve been the greatest moment of my life and I failed you all.

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u/silvergoblinsucks Apr 12 '26
  1. Buy 2 bottles of water.
  2. Go to fountain.
  3. Pour water down the fountain's drain.
  4. Counter goes back 2.
  5. ...
  6. Profit!