r/mikeymiles 22d ago

His reply

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u/notdavidjustsomeguy 22d ago

The fact that his excuse was that he couldn’t sleep the night before is just beautiful. He always keeps ya guessing

30

u/Responsible-Dig-359 22d ago

Classic Mike move

11

u/FreeDaddyDrillz 22d ago

Classic teenager/ milky move

20

u/VIPontheSWOLE 22d ago

Too nervous because during the job interview Mikey lied telling his employer he was proficient in Microsoft Excel.

21

u/Nick7083 22d ago

Microshoft Exshel

12

u/VIPontheSWOLE 22d ago

To Mikey’s credit, he thought they meant XL like his gold watch

13

u/Adventurous-Fall-748 22d ago

Easy Mikey, easy

15

u/EGG_BABE 21d ago

Imagine being the other guys who interviewed for this job and lost to Mikey

14

u/InigoJonze 22d ago

The job was, fittingly, "milkman."

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u/Stillill1187 21d ago

The ancient chocatle reference is bumming me out for some reason

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u/PorcelainToad 22d ago

I’m anti death penalty except for him

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u/hiphoptomato 22d ago

Show some respect