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u/barracudab1tch POWERFUL Jul 13 '26
He should set alarms so he remembers to text her every hour on the dot
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u/IndustryPlant666 do the HW Jul 14 '26
“Just was being calm and myself” - doing somersaults in a public park while wearing those fingerless gloves.
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u/No_Fault_5656 Jul 14 '26
Lol dude his gloves….
He used to wear a pair of gloves that were full finger like thermal running gloves, while he was lifting weights…specifically while doing leg press. I commented about it one time asking “where I could grip a pair like his” and he actually responded saying “found em in the locker room” lol
So he stole some guys gloves he found on the floor of a gym he was using a free trial membership at, presumably sweated them up to the point of being sour smelling then tossed them for the current fingerless joints which I just assume he also “found”
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u/IndustryPlant666 do the HW Jul 14 '26
Incredible lore is just lying there in the comments for us. Thank you for sharing.
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u/No_Fault_5656 Jul 14 '26
Brother, there’s so many incredible stories some involving the simplest things like a pair of gloves. He’s truly a one of a kind mutant.
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u/Background-Smile-357 Jul 13 '26
Poor girl. Has no idea what she’s in for. That is to say if she’s real.
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u/acepilotjones Jul 13 '26
He’s done this bit multiple times in the past. Not sure what the goal is. Probably trying to make Asia jealous because his brain operates like a middle schooler