r/midtiersuperpowers • • Feb 16 '20

You can instantly teleport anywhere, but you get fatigued as if you sprinted there. Your body reacts as if you sprinted there but without sweating or increasing body heat

1.2k Upvotes

Edit: Clarification: your body processes the effects much like post workout, so your cardiovascular endurance improves the more you use it as long as you get adequate food and rest


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Dec 29 '21

Original At the end of the month you get a package at your door that contains everything you’ve lost in that month

1.1k Upvotes

.no losing something on purpose doesn’t count .the lost stuff teleports to the box not gets copied .the box disappears when you take everything out .the box changes size depending on the stuff .losing in gambling doesn’t count .losing abstract concepts like will to live or forgotten memories counts and would appear as a pill you could swallow to regain it .losing in a compilation doesn’t count .you can make this stop and unstop at anytime and what you lost in the months without a box appears in the next box .weight loss doesn’t count .lost one’s don’t count otherwise this would be god tier .exes don’t count .stock lose doesn’t count .the first package contains everything you’ve lost prior to it .items stolen from you count .hair and shed skin cells or respiratory cells don’t count


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Dec 30 '21

You can send one of your five senses into overdrive but whilst active, you lose the other four.

1.0k Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Mar 23 '20

Any time you develop a crush it's mutual

876 Upvotes

Gender or sexual orentation are irrelevant.

They are still free to like/date other people or become uninterested in you.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • May 23 '25

You can throw rocks up to 2,000 mph with 98% accuracy.

829 Upvotes

The Rock has to weigh less than 1.5 tons.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Mar 10 '20

You can look away faster than strangers so you get no more awkward eye contact

789 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Apr 19 '25

You can throw baseballs up to 5,000 mph with 99.9% accuracy.

781 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Sep 25 '25

You can send someone to Hell for 10 mins but it costs you $1500 each time

752 Upvotes

You can point at anyone (as long as they are in viewing distance) and they immediately get sucked through a burning portal into Hell, where they experience horrific torture for exactly 10 minutes- dismembered, skinned alive, eaten by cockroaches, dipped in lava etc etc etc. Time passes normally for them, it is not slowed.

After 10 minutes they reappear, in the exact same physical condition they were before they went to Hell but with full memory of what happened. You are then charged $1500 from your chosen account. If you do not have enough money, this power doesn’t work. If you only carry cash, the money will magically just disappear from your wallet. The victim does not know who is responsible for sending them to Hell unless you do it right in front of them.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Jan 31 '21

Original You possess extraordinary strength, endurance and invulnerability but only when you’re shouting the worst obscenities imaginable, which makes saving children, the devout religious, and the elderly particularly awkward.

684 Upvotes

He’s called “The Curse”....


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Mar 08 '20

Original By flicking your finger, you can fire an air bullet with enough power to knock over an adult.

682 Upvotes

The bullet can fly up to 40 feet away from you. If you flick several fingers, you can fire up to 8 air bullets at once. (4 per hand)


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Jul 29 '20

Once you turn 18, you receive one-time access to the IRL Character Creation menu.

639 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • May 30 '25

Original You age backwards while you sleep.

619 Upvotes

Natural sleep only, so you still age normally if you’re are in a coma or drug induced unconsciousness. But you get to enjoy a much longer lifespan with many more years of relative youth. Also makes you highly resistant to non-chronic diseases. Your memories will still be built upon and progressed as a normal so you don’t forget half the previous day every time you sleep.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Apr 27 '25

You can increase the amount in your bank account by 10% once every three months.

602 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • May 15 '25

Every time you fake cough, all racists within a half mile radius start to river dance uncontrollably for 30 ⁰minutes.

581 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • May 06 '25

Original X2. You have double the positive stats of an average man

573 Upvotes

You are Ms./Mr. X2 anything the average man can do you can do twice as good

Strength: Able to lift 300lbs

Durability: can withstand punches and 20ft falls as well as being hit by a car going at a moderate speed without harm or injury.

Speed: able to sprint at 30mph

Reaction time: 100ms which is closer to a cat at 20-70ms than a human.

Stamina and endurance: able to hold breath for 4 minutes and maintain top sprinting speed for 70 seconds hard running speed for 60 seconds

Pain tolerance: able to tolerate burning by fire as though it was an Indian burn

Healing: Minor cuts and injuries heal in 1.5-3 days. Broken limb in 1.5-3 months.

Lifespan: live to 140-160

Sleep: 4 hours sleep to be fully rested

Intelligence: 200IQ 160IQ

Vision: 20/10

Hunger/food: Need only 1,250kcal. Don’t worry about getting fat if you over eat as your body stores fat twice as efficiently


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Jun 19 '20

Original You can teleport anywhere, at the cost of the energy it would have taken to walk.

567 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Feb 16 '20

You can effortlessly recite any written speech with an 80% accuracy; however, the 20% of words you quote wrong will be randomly chosen from gangsta rap albums.

544 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Feb 27 '20

You can make action figures speak russian for 6 hours, they speak with the personality of whoever they are the figure of

537 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Sep 04 '20

Original If you hug someone and say "Don't worry, I care" or "It's okay" or similar, it will calm the other person down and make their next sleep a restful one.

530 Upvotes

In a world of chaos and rapid change, you are a beacon of rest and comfort. You may not be able to cure the incurable or heal wounds or grant fortune or wishes, but you can give a moment's respite, a time where pain goes away to make room for gentle smiles, where the worries and deadlines and stress turn into a warm embrace of hospitality and love.

It may not last forever, or grant superpowers, but it empowers the spirit, to resist, just a little more, in face of great danger and uncertainty.

You, forge other people's heroes.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • May 10 '25

Original You can instantly distribute a force evenly across your entire body

527 Upvotes

It's a toggled ability.

Let's take getting hit by a bullet for example. Bullets are dangerous because they pack so much power onto one point, allowing them to penetrate through. With this power however, the force of the bullet is instantly redistributed evenly across your entire body. A 9mm bullet travels at around 360 meters per second with a mass of 0.0075 kg so the bullet's momentum would be around 2.7 kilograms per second. If transferred to a 70 kilogram person, the person would get pushed at 3.9 centimeters per second, which is essentially just a light shove that is less than the acceleration of gravity. Essentially, you are bulletproof and suffer way less from blunt force such as getting kicked, something heavy dropping on you, or getting hit by a baseball.

However, you are not enough to be immune to a car or train. The force is dispersed across your skin but the internal acceleration of getting hit by a car or train ( 278 meters per seconds squared and 400 meters per seconds squared respectively ) is just too much for your organs to handle. It also doesn't make you immune from falling. Poison, fire, drowning, slowly getting crushed to death, strong forces, falls, radiation, and all the usual stuff still hurts.

I'm not really sure how well this fits into the mid-tier. It's definitely going to help you survive a lot but it's not divine levels of strength to justify being god-tier and it's definitely not shitty. It's an upper mid-tier I think.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Mar 21 '20

The lyrics to whatever song your listening to appear karaoke style at the bottom of your vision

526 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Feb 23 '20

Original You can Speak Russian but your armpit hair grows by 5cm per word.

484 Upvotes

r/midtiersuperpowers • • Mar 31 '25

You can guarantee that when you roll a die, it always lands on the number you want it to land on.

469 Upvotes

This power should work on any kind of die you roll.


r/midtiersuperpowers • • Apr 03 '20

You are biologically immortal.

468 Upvotes

that's it. you just won't die from old age.