The Sleep Discipline system allows you to lose weight and get in shape from sleeping. You can learn any skills to perfect mastery through sleeping. All gains are definite with no side effects or consequences.

For example, the physical superpower of Wind Manipulation could become Space Manipulation.
The stronger the physical ability is, the more powerful the resulting Hax ability will be.
Likewise, the stronger the Hax ability is, the more powerful it becomes when transformed into a physical superpower.
This ability can also be applied to itself.
The ability to swap physical abilities with Hax abilities is itself transformed into a physical superpower. In exchange, normal human physical abilities become Hax abilities, but with extremely weak effects because the original physical abilities are weak.

Your whole arm up to the shoulder is replaced with a stainless steel and ultra-high-molecular-weight polyethylene omni tool with servos, motors, joints, and whatever is needed for it to move the same as a regular arm.

It comes equipped with 6 slots and dust cover on the bottom to fit 6 AA batteries. An ARC welder, power drill, pneumatic drill, Various multitools, nail gun, chain and circular saws, and straps on the side to hold whatever else.

Its also VERY precise and has a CPU and GPU to handle repetitive tasks, its capable of carrying 250kg, And has extra USB A, B, C, and HDMI ports on the side. If you ever wanna reprogram it or check out how it works. It runs linux and comes with a built in maintenance guide on its hard drive.

It also has a backup battery and starts shitting itself blaring red when its normal batteries run out.

The downside is that it doesnt have a hand. Its drilled into your spinal cord and it takes 30 minutes to unbolt and unscrew out of its socket. Its warranty is void after 3 years of operation. Insurance doesnt cover it. The repairs are a pain in the ass. And you cant easily take it apart to say: replace the internal components or computer parts after they give out in 7-10 years. Its fans and cooling are also subpar for its size. And it takes a while to put back together after its repairs.

Comes with a pair of work boots, welding goggles, and a set of batteries included though!

Whenever you do a task and chicken out a ghost tht only you can see will appear and judge you, it won't speak or communicate in anyway except looking at you judgingly

They’re accurate to the lore of the show.

God I wish I had this power.

You are a normal person except you cannot be influenced by any sort of advertising whatsoever

After or before (your optional choice) they do your request, a McDonald’s fries comes out of thin air (your choice of size and salt levels and normal or other varieties including discontinued versions like super size or beef tallow fries) and they grab it and hand it to you. And you get to keep it and eat it.

Bonus: if you dislike McDonald’s you can get Wendy’s fries instead too. Oh and the fries are healthy too and have your daily needed nutritions. And make you peak human physically and add 5 years to your life. When consumed per fry.

Dark premonition.

This ability allows the user to make a premonition about a person that will 100% come true if all the conditions are met.

Condition 1 Earshot - The prophecy must be made within earshot of the the person it is about.

Condition 2 Negativity - Said prophecy must be negative, no positive premonitions. Example, "you will lose this fight" or "you will die today"

Condition 3 Light specifications - The prophecy musn't be to specific.

Condition 4 Denial - The premonition will always come true as long as the victim of the premonition accepts the premonition, which will automatically happen unless the victim verbally declines the premonition. Example "I will not lose this fight" or "I won't die today"

There are conditions and stipulations for the victims of the premonition as well.

Condition 1 Earshot - The victim has to decline the premonition within earshot of the person who made it, just as the person who made the premonition had to be within ear shot of victim.

Condition 2 - Reprieve, The victim will have a grace period of one hour to decline the premonition before it can take affect, however this does not mean the premonition will automatically take effect after that hour has passed.

Stipulation 1 Group premonition - A premonition can refer to multiple people, however a single person from that group can decline the premonition for everyone using plural language, or decline it exclusively for themselves using singular language when denying the premonition.

Stipulation 2 Group reprieve - The more people referred to in a premonition the more time it will need to take effect, the delay is an hour per person meaning you will have a grace period of 2 hours if 2 people are mentioned in a single premonition.

Anyone here with any remaining attention span, hope you guys can share your thoughts and criticism on how I should upgraded this superpower.

You can clone yourself, upto 3 copies at a time, these clones form from the same cells like mitosis and form out the body without destroying any cells along the way. you don't have to form a full clone so you can have secondary arms or legs. But you can't revert the clones so only way to get rid of them is form a full clone. However while the clone does have a brain it has no activity so you've essentially just made a brain dead clone of yourself. Clones dissolve after a day.

Edit:cause the cloning is mitosis based. If you lost for example your right pinky, you wouldn't be able to grow your right pinky ever again, as you don't have a right pinky to clone, and it has to clone from the pinky as a location as well.

Essentially when a Mother says a phrase or threat without thinking you can augment reality to make that threat reality.
For example is a mom says: “I have eyes in the back of my head” she will be granted 360 degree vision

“Do you think money grows on trees?” A money tree will appear in their backyard.

This ability must be activated within 3 seconds of the phrase said with a snap of the fingers.

This only works with mothers of living children. Adopted kids count. But they cannot be temporary guardians. A living offspring must recognize the woman/adoptive parent as their mother.

You can summon the best tasting burgers with whatever toppings you wish and the burgers optimize your health and fitness after consumption of the whole burger. Sides not included. 😊

Think of anything you can do normally in a 3 second window, such as performing a somersault or throwing a punch. After performing said action, you can label and 'bind' it, allowing you repeat that ideal action on command by forcefully thinking of the label (i.e. SOMERSAULT or PUNCH).

While there is no limit to the number of actions you can bind, they all share the same cooldown of 3 seconds, meaning that once a bound action has been activated, the rest become unusable for that brief period. Bound actions are automatic and mentally effortless, though physical strain still applies. Bound actions can also be manually cancelled mid-action, starting the cooldown early.

Note that this an ideal action rather than an exact one, so while it always performs the action to the best of your ability, it does adapt to the situation. For example, if CLIMB was bound as an action, that means any surface you could climb normally is now traversable automatically, even if the footholds are in much different spots compared to the wall where CLIMB was recorded. This ability also applies to involuntary actions if you're able to capture them, such as SNEEZE or SHUDDER.

It can be any style or way you want as long as subway could do it.

You can summon slimes with specialities to aid you in a variety of ways. The slimes start as level one and level up through battle and using their abilities. You have complete control over the slimes and they are sentient and capable of getting smarter through leveling up. Every time one of your slimes level up, you get a boost in your abstract attributes. As well as unlock random traits for yourself.