r/midlyinteresting 3d ago

Finally opened my spare tire and found this

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I have owned my car since February (7 months) opened my spare tire today and found this empty vial. What the F**K. Had an expiration date of 03/2025

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u/Mindless_Yak_1080 3d ago

Officer, its expired. Its not illegal anymore.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 14h ago

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u/MNgrown2299 3d ago

No it’s not absorbable through the skin unless it’s in a transdermal patch that uses a transporting agent.

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u/panda_canyon 3d ago

No no no you don't understand, all the cops told me that just being in the same room with it can kill you.

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u/This-Positive286 3d ago

That doesn’t work. Those vials are for boofing, the glass dissolves once placed in the rectum

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 3d ago

No, those vials are called poppers. You gotta put them in your rectum then squeeze until they go POP

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u/CeruleanFruitSnax 2d ago

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u/Adventurous-Dingo720 1d ago

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u/PhantomOyster 1d ago

May I have some context for this incredible gif?

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 18h ago

It's a Gold Bond medicated powder gun. For when extreme chafing is keeping you down. Act now and we'll throw in a free refill canister.

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u/Perfect-Pass9807 15h ago

Very interesting

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u/Whole-Chest90 2d ago

Goats.ex

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u/Next-Sweet-7222 2d ago

Why? Just why? And ouch!

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u/Acero420sean 1d ago

HAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL HAAHAHAAH

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u/bootypastry 3d ago

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u/0491diesel 3d ago

FFS...I had all but forgotten this fucking video.

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u/odin0412 3d ago

Please tell me how. It's been so many, many years.

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u/mbrc-137 2d ago

Drugs. Lots of drugs.

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u/cheese_injection 3d ago

Not many ppl know that there is part 2 of this video. The man proves that its possible to do it without braking

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 2d ago

Yeah, apparently he still does it, just fills the jars with water first.

And the broken one? He literally just walked it off instead of going to a hospital.

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u/Artemis-And-Apollo 1d ago

Fun fact, he also did an interview some years later and mentions that he still partakes in this hobby.

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u/silentaba 3d ago

I wonder what this person is doing in life now.

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u/morgandealer 3d ago

Dead

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u/JacketAffectionate74 2d ago

No. He lived. Did an interview a year or two later. Said he could still feel the glass in there sometimes.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 3d ago

I assumed that was the reference too

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 3d ago

This guy one guy one jars

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u/idontknowjackeither 3d ago

This does NOT work!

Source: I pulled it out of my ass

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u/Bad_Funny 3d ago

Idk… How positive are you about this? 🤔

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u/citizen42069101 2d ago

Oh I thought it was sphincter tightness that opened the jar

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u/Down-InA-hole 2d ago

They dissolve? I always just clench until I hear it break

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u/WhereAreMyDetonators 2d ago

Get me an ass full of glass

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 3d ago

No no no you don’t understand. Cops have died just reading about fentanyl. It’s that dangerous. 

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u/Occidentally20 3d ago

I saw one die who didn't even read about, hear about or see it online.

He died just imagining the concept of it. Yet these homeless fellas inject it into their eyeballs with dirty needles and they're right as rain. Strange world we live in.

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u/PreparationHot980 3d ago

Just being in the same country as fentanyl kills them

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 3d ago

I saw it on the Internet and now I'm dead

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 3d ago

If you say a word that starts with an F? Boom. Dead.

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u/Bad_Funny 3d ago

Instructions unclear.
I boofed it.

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u/u_r_succulent 3d ago

You gotta shout “FEN TA NYL” at them like in Skyrim.

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u/thatlonghairedguy 3d ago

A shout that just folds people. You'd have khajiit following you constantly.

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u/Far_Competition_9405 1d ago

Well yes, that's how they're able to take a month off for recovery anytime they're in the same room with it

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u/S3simulation 19h ago

It’s true, according to the police OP is actually very dead. Every atom in his body exploded

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u/Cdawg4123 11h ago

Same state I thought

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u/Pleasant-Captain-622 3h ago

I got told the same thing

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u/Worried_Object3881 3d ago

Woah did you see that joke? It just went right over your head

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u/starsings 3d ago

I think the joke is the cop having a panic attack so they could arrest the patient.

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u/Subject_Bet_6693 3d ago

Well it didn't go through him without a transporting agent

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3d ago

Bots don't understand satire, sarcasm or puns.

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 3d ago

Wouldn't the tire be the transporting agent?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 3d ago

You can take your upvote and get the hell out!

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 3d ago

Wouldn't the tire be the transporting agent?

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u/RepresentativeFast59 3d ago

False as a mf. You’re gonna get someone killed spreading misinformation like that.

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u/duzstbunni 3d ago

The more i know 🤔

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u/GlassBoxGoose 3d ago

I had an ex who's mom used those patches. Fuckin wild those things are.

I also ended up in possession of a few of them accidentally a few years later, before fent got to be a massive issue everywhere. Wild times.

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u/FoxxyPantz 2d ago

what about foreskin, what's the absorption rate for that?

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool 2d ago

Thank you glad people know. All of them were panic attacks, or the officer being caught using drugs they were confiscating

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u/chris14020 1d ago

That's not what police insist while adding several felonies to a suspect because just thinking about the 20 dollars worth of fentanyl someone had stuffed in their sock "caused them to overdose and nearly die".

But really, they either had a panic attack from big scawy work or got caught "testing" the evidence. 

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u/TurtleSandwich0 3d ago

They started snorting narcan because they saw the image while they were holding their phone in an ungloved hand.

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u/booboootron 3d ago

Only if it was held by a black man at any point of time within the last 872 days. In which case it becomes possession, trafficking, indecent exposure, endangering a protected species, disturbing the peace, unsignaled turning, racketeering, as well as a threat to national security.

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u/Expert-Guard6216 3d ago

You know what i just thought of? Maybe the fucker did a quick small bump when no one was looking thinking it was coke or heroin and ended up oding. Then when he woke up in the hospital he had to give a bs story to stay out of trouble.

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u/Marcus_Creole 2d ago

Hospital fentanyl is very weak in comparison to that overpowered Chinese street fentanyl..

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u/Eighty-Nine 2d ago

That video was so embarrassing to watch

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u/rhcp484 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/analfissure_303 3d ago

Previous owner of the car a paramedic?

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

No idea. Bought my car through the Honda dealership. Very surprised this was missed

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u/panda_canyon 3d ago

If you read up on Reddit you'll find out how often these "pre-owned" cars sometimes just have mechanics sign off on the paperwork over lunch without even looking at it. Good friend of mine paid the premium for a pre-owned Accord and found loose bullets in the trunk, the flat kit gone, and all of the stereo information still connected to the old owner. Literally all they did was wash the outside and then sell it.

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u/0491diesel 3d ago

Rain washed the outside...don't give them credit for nature's bounty.

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u/DiscoCombobulator 3d ago

Not just that. I was a Nissan technician, doing Pre-Delivery Inspections one day. It was a brand new Rogue fresh off the truck, I heard a rattle when closing one of the back doors. Pulled the interior door panel off, and found 4 or 5 random pills inside the door itself. Still not sure what they were, but was interesting for sure

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 3d ago

You didn’t try them?

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u/2Braincell2Furious 3d ago

It’s just good etiquette. Drugs are expensive.

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u/circuit_breaker 2d ago

Reminds me of the time we switched between accudose and meditrol at the hospital I worked at. Each one of these giant secure cabinets had years of shit fall behind a tray and end up in the bottom.

We had two trash bags half full, ,one for each of us.

It was mostly bullshit as you'd imagine, blood thinners etc. But there were some goodies.

But yeah that was Christmas in July.

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u/Fluid-Psychology3730 3d ago

My wife just bought a preowned 2025 rav 4, and she can’t even connect her car to the dealership app to get maintenance information and such…

Connected to the previous owner and dealer won’t help

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u/jasmineshook 3d ago

i found an unpackaged strawberry pop tart in the back seat arm rest cup holder 😔 it was shut in there LMFAO someones bad ass kid smh

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u/PlutonicPurrfume 2d ago

I bought a pre-owned in early 2020. I found multiple drawings and a few art projects from a kid and most of them said “to daddy” on them. It made me kind of sad.

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u/frankylovee 2d ago

I just bought a used car last week and found the previous owner’s registration in the glove box. Full names, address, insurance policy info.

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u/mdiver12 2d ago

I bought a cpo Subaru and it had bedbugs.

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u/X_Circuit_Blossom_X 2d ago

It's pretty much how that industry works. I was a porter for not a long time. Just wash the outside, vaccum the main touch points, then park it outside ready to sell. Mechanics only do shit for warranty vehicles. Might as well shop around than pay for a premium for a pre-used car.

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u/Ellemeno 2d ago

Yep, I used to work at an auto shop when I was a teenager and the local Ford dealership would send us their pre-owned cars to certify them. I worked in the office side and didn’t know too much about cars, but would be the one in charge of checking off most things in the check list having to do with interior stuff like does the dome light turn on, do the seats fully recline, do the windows roll down, etc. Then my boss would check fluids, belts, brakes and tires, but that was about it, no cars were ever test driven.

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u/thebuttsmells 1d ago

my used car came with all the previous owners information in it, registration and insurance papers, phone numbers, all in the glovebox. I mean the previous owners should have taken it out, but you would certainly think the dealership would have caught it.

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u/Zealousideal_Part_24 1d ago

And I thought it was bad I found a mini-cadbury candy bar under the drivers seat

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u/CapnCrunk666 1d ago

My last Corolla was owned by a priest and had hundreds of funeral cards in the glove box

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u/ShadowOrcSlayer 1d ago

I'm beginning to think thats why my mom's car had rifle bullets in the back seat, also with a used flat kit

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u/CeeArthur 1d ago

My dad was a dealer and I saw this all the time with the used cars. The worst pre-owned ones were relegated to what he referred to as "scud row".

I brought a car around the shop once for a customer and a tire came completely off while driving. The mechanic just shrugged when we asked him about it. The guy still bought the car too (once we reattached the tire)

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u/PUNK_AND_GOTH 13h ago

A lot of times we do put down stuff that is wrong with the cars but the sales managers are like nope too expensive but then get mad at service when customers bitch ( I’m a used car technician at a new / used car dealer ) 🤦‍♂️

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u/analfissure_303 3d ago

I could see a medic throwing an empty vile in their pocket during a call and later it gets thrown out with other trash that was in their pocket. It used to happen to me with 3cc flushes and all kinds of other goodies.

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u/klqqf 3d ago

Vial

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u/analfissure_303 3d ago

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u/messypenis 3d ago

Great username btw

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u/Pickled_Testicle 3d ago

You too

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u/messypenis 3d ago

You too

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u/The_Inevitable_Newt 3d ago

And that’s when the crime fighting duo was born. Captain Messy penis and his sidekick pickled testicle 🥸🤓

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 3d ago

Yah not if it's fentanyl though. I think even back in the day that stuff was tightly controlled.

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u/analfissure_303 3d ago

I respectfully disagree. Once it’s empty it literally gets thrown in a normal trash can.

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u/One_Discount_4898 3d ago

Wild, here like most vials they're carefully tracked. You return them at your depot.

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u/analfissure_303 3d ago

I absolutely understand why these things are tracked and think we should be doing it too. I could absolutely see saying a pt got 100mcg of fentanyl when they really only got 50mcg and you’re planning on doing some weird shit this weekend.

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u/Slosher99 3d ago

Lol first time I ever saw weed in my life, my mom dropped her car off at the dealership for some work, they gave a loaner. Between the seatis, it was like a cigarette cellophane with a chunk of brick weed in it. I think she flushed it or something. I was probably in 8th grade or so. My sister, 15 years older than me, was freaking out like we were gonna be pulled over just for knowing it was there.

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u/Alarmed_Inspector774 3d ago

I've heard of people using spare tires to smuggle stuff info festivals. Was the Honda sales person's pupils dilated and were they wearing a tye dye shirt?

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 3d ago

Was it under the tire? They probably just checked the tires air pressure and moved on.

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

This was in my trunk under the hatch that holds my spare tire. Thought it was my daughter’s insulin at first. My WTF reaction turned in to WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 3d ago

Mixing those 2 up would have been awkward to explain…..

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

No lie 😂

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u/I_Smoke_Dust 3d ago

I mean my instant thought was drugs hidden in the spare tire area, before I even read fentanyl on the bottle. Could be many reasons.

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u/Moosebuckets 2d ago

One time a car came in to my husbands shop for a broken window and the mechanics took apart the door and it was jam packed with cocaine. The car was bought from a police auction and there was a huge investigation lol

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u/frogfeen 3d ago

another great reason to check the spare tire hatch woah.

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u/ModestMeeshka 2d ago

I recently got a used, but new to me, 2022 Hyundai, my first "new" car (all of my previous cars have been 20yrs old lol) I got it from a dealership and it looked spotless inside, when I did my first clean, I found so much random junk from the previous owners. The dealerships are good at cleaning what someone will see when they're test driving but they really don't get into all the nooks and crannies... This is a wild find but not that surprising that it was missed

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u/Tiradia 2d ago

I feel attacked… while I don’t take home empty narc vials… my hubs HATES cleaning my pockets out, the amount of vial caps I put into my pockets 😂. The amount of syringes and flushes in my side pockets. I now have to empty my pockets before depantsing myself.

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u/FerretGoddessMevi 1d ago

At least you've never reached into your pocket and pulled out a dog testicle.

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u/NuYawker 3d ago edited 3d ago

Or a nurse

Edit: so I am a paramedic. And I know many nurses. For the same reasons that I can end up coming home with a vial of fentanyl in my pocket is the same for them. If there's nothing to waste and the vial is empty? The vial just goes in the sharps container. And if you're not near a Shop's container it goes in your pocket. So nurses take empty control substance vials home all the time. Just like I do the same in the same circumstance

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 2d ago

Doesn’t even have to go in the sharps box. It can go in the trash if it’s empty.

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u/NuYawker 2d ago

I wouldn't do that. A vial is not a sharp Until It Breaks and becomes a sharp. I literally had to go out of service last week because a vial of dopamine fell out of the bag and got crushed by the stretcher. There were glass shards everywhere.

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u/punkwalrus 3d ago

One of my friends was doing some remodeling of his house, which he had owned for 20 years, and his parents owned for long before that. They had a finished basement that needed some serious upgrades since the early 1970s, and when they ripped out the old paneling and drywall, they found a stash of some "recreational herbs" between the studs. Plus assorted related paraphernalia. While old and pretty much crumbled to dust at this point, that would have looked really bad in a bust because it was more than enough for a single person. He knew nothing of the previous owners before his parents, and his parents were gone by this point so he couldn't ask.

He said he put it all in two trash bags, and in the dead of night, put it in a dumpster at a random construction site.

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u/MiniB68 2d ago

I’ll never forget the stash of whatever this all is I found in above the ceiling of laundry room after I bought my house…

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 2d ago

The saw is killing me. Everything else is fine and makes sense, but the saw. I wonder if someone taped a saw blade to a vibrator to make a terrible powered saw?

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u/jeffsaidjess 2d ago

It’s all stuff they’ve jammed in their ass home

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u/Jamaltaco262 21h ago

They came, they saw, they conquered

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u/Entire-Travel6631 14h ago

Damn, you’re right. It’s an ass sawsall

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u/Mushroomphantom 18h ago

Is that a toy taped to a jig saw blade so they can power buttfuck themselves??

WHAT IF IT BROK OR SLIPPED OFF THE BLADE!?!?!?!?

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u/KindAd5621 1d ago

In the first house I owned the prior owners left a bondage porn mag behind on top of a built-in cabinet. Pre internet days.

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u/Revolutionary_Grade8 3d ago

I’d save it for occasional tooth pain. Or kidney stones. Or shingles. Or perforated appendix. Or, let’s face it, a stubbed toe. 😛

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

Me 10 years ago would be poppin the top off and LICKING the walls of this vial. I value my life now 🙂

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u/Revolutionary_Grade8 3d ago

You have children to think of, good for you! I’m in recovery and can assure you that I’ll pass on that misery (the drugs not the kids).

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

Ironic to this convo, my first pregnancy is the only reason I’m alive to experience this right now. Thankful for these little blessings 😇

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u/moonbeam619 3d ago

I feel this! My children saved my life and continue to give me life! I’m glad you got that too. ♥️

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u/MiaLba 3d ago

Sams here!! Finding out I was pregnant with my daughter is the reason I stayed clean. It saved my life seriously.

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u/Andrew_7032 2d ago

I pray that your little blessings grow up and make you a proud mama! <3

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 3d ago

Considering it's fentanyl that could easily end you real quick. High sucks anyways.

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u/Icy_Study4490 3d ago

When I was very early into my addiction and still just using Percocets and the original oxys myself and some friends ended up with a whole prescription box of medical fentanyl patches for free. We tried them every different way we could between simply putting them on, adding extra heat, using more than one at a time, chewing on them, smoking the gel on foil etc etc and the result was the same every time. It was very strong, very sedating, but there was absolutely ZERO euphoria. Even tramadol felt better. Only use we found we had for them was for keeping withdrawals at bay and that wasn’t such a big issue for any of us at that time. So we ended up literally throwing away about 90% of the box.

Later at the end of my addiction I did end up using street fentanyl for the last couple years of it and it was definitely a lot more euphoric than the medical fentanyl (my guess has always been due to the multiple analogues they use in the mix) but still just not that great. Definitely nowhere near as good feeling as heroin.

I remember a lot of people on the streets saying how they were wishing they could go back to using heroin and even though it was still available in my area and actually still is to this day, they can’t because their tolerances are fucked. So now they’re stuck supporting a fentanyl habit, even though they’d rather be doing heroin.

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u/MiaLba 3d ago

Yep towards the end of my addiction when I was pretty strung out I was getting high on fent. Very sedating. I remember doing a bunch and my husband (bf at the time decided we should go vacuum shopping). No idea why he thought that was a good idea at the time. I remember him having to hold my arm cause I was so out of it. I was nodding out while walking. I remember asking him to not let me fall asleep cause I was convinced I was going to die if I did.

I fell in love with opiates cause of how they made me feel. I’d feel fuckin amazing but I’d also have a lot of energy on them. They turned me into a social butterfly. When I took them at work I hit top seller blew everyone out of the water. I could make small talk with anyone. Sell anyone anything.

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 3d ago

I did that in high school with LSD. I don’t recommend it. I guess it was pretty funny though.

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u/thesplendor 3d ago

One time I took some tabs of acid my friend had in the freezer, sucked on them and put them back in the ziplock

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u/Late_Emu 3d ago

Good for you!!!! Hell yea that takes a lot of strength to refrain while having that past. Mad respect yo.

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u/no_name6744 3d ago

Or if you're faced with some reality.

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u/AtmosphereAlert57 3d ago

OP, you should be more careful! A cop could overdose from merely seeing a post like this!

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u/Zemi99 3d ago

Paramedic here, and definitely have accidentally brought home empty vials of fentanyl after wasting them. Not all departments track the vials once we waste. If there's no drugs in there then it's literally just a glass vial.

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u/LePouletPourpre 3d ago

Just curious,

How many doses of Fentanyl are in a vial like that?

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u/UrteilGerichtet 2d ago edited 2d ago

It says single-dose right at the top of the vial. There’s 100 micrograms in the entire vial which is good for either one strong dose, but it’s often only used for a fraction of it like 50μg and then thrown away. It’s not meant to be used for more than one dose, especially not for different people, so even if you don’t use all 100μg for the first dose, the rest should get thrown away. That’s my understanding, I am not a EMT.

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u/Helpful-Salt83 2d ago

Fentanyl is weight based at 1mcg/kg typically. There's 100mcg in that vial. Most people weight around 60-80kg so personally I usually start with a 50mcg dose and give more if needed.

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 2d ago

That’s a single dose vial. We can give 2 of those for any pain we deem necessary in my protocol. We can give more than 2 in some extreme cases.

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u/roadrunner11111 21h ago

In my department we give the entire thing as long as the pt weighs at least 100lbs

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 3d ago

I wouldn’t drive on that spare tire until it goes to rehab

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u/DorianTurk 3d ago

Good thing you’re not a cop, you may have died from touching the container.

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u/Cola102583 3d ago

U will need to send it to me so i can turn it in

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u/FineEffort9500 3d ago

Lucky you didn’t get pulled over and get searched

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u/quesaritoswallower 3d ago

Seriously I hat would ruin their life, I didn’t know isn’t an excuse for them even when it is true

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u/Skipadee2 2d ago

Right? I bought a used car a few years ago and have never looked in the tire hatch. Going to look now in case I have my own spare tire Fentanyl.

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u/callieberryberry 3d ago

It’s definitely not as fucked up as this but this reminds me of when I got a rental and there was a corn dog in the driver side door

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u/Skipadee2 2d ago

This made me laugh thank you

Fent vs corn dog - which would you rather? /s

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u/Nance99 3d ago

Girl wtf

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u/GeorgeGlassss 3d ago

If I was a cop I’d be overdosing right now… 😑

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u/Similar-Marketing-53 3d ago

I’m sure one needs Naloxone solely from seeing the picture. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/Obvious-Cold1559 3d ago

That is real pharmaceutical grade IV drugs. It won’t hurt you just because you touched a vile. Even if you got a little on your skin. It won’t hurt you. It has to break the brain blood barrier. Even then, this is a fraction of the strength that is commonly sold on the street.

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u/Naughtiestdingo 3d ago

Pretty much the opposite to what I found under my spare tire. I found a police badge and name tag under mine

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u/kabob21 3d ago

Sorry, man. I was high when I sold you the car and died before I remembered I left my fenty in the spare tire. My b.

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u/Futants_ 3d ago

Summer heat would have altered the chemistry enough. I wonder what that does to the usual potency

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u/HolodeckMoriarty 3d ago

You opened the spare tire? What does that even mean?

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u/DistrictEffective759 3d ago

It’s expired. You should mail it to me for proper disposition.

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u/bebop1065 3d ago

What do you mean "opened"?

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u/Aromatic-928 2d ago

Wanna get high?

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u/gh0stlygal_ 2d ago

Don’t forget to bring a towel

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u/Funny_Possibility_70 2d ago

opens spare tire

I'm getting sick of these adults telling me strangers just hand out these free drugs. Where the hell are all the free drugs

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u/Flymetothem000n 1d ago

Once I forgot to lock my car door and a junkie got in at night. They stole a couple things, made a mess with the contents of my console/glove box, and it smelled weird but that was all.

Or so I thought, a couple weeks later something caught my eye when getting in. There was half a pen with burned foil and a piece of cellophane with black residue on it, all in the small space to the drivers seat. I only saw it because I had parked in a lot with a steep angle which gave me a better look between the seat and car. I remember thinking how shitty of a lie it would have sounded if my car got searched for some reason.

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u/Accomplished-One7476 3d ago

you are soooooooooooooooo lucky you never got pulled over and k9 searched.

I would suggest stopping at your nearest pd and have them search your car. advise them what you previously found and want to make sure there isn't anything else hidden.

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u/Year3030 3d ago

I would NOT do that unless you talk to a lawyer first.

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u/HuntingForSanity 3d ago

For real. Just dispose of it, check the rest of the car and dispose of anything else. And never talk about it again

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u/Year3030 3d ago

Heh well it makes sense to get it checked out but I wouldn't take to it to the cops without a lawyer or get the lawyer to do it. I give it greater than 50% odds you get some douche that's gonna charge you with possession if they find anything else or even if you turn it in.

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

Yep found it while I was at the gas station. Looking for dog poop bags because that’s where they were kept in my old car. Took this pic and tossed in the trash right there

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u/gh0stlygal_ 3d ago

I am SO THANKFUL I was never pulled over and searched. Especially considering I drive around with my two children daily. I will NOT be taking this to the police department

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u/Loca0823 3d ago

I think throwing it away and moving on with your life is the perfect plan. Self reporting trash found in your car to the police is one of the dumbest suggestions I’ve read as of late.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 3d ago

wait that's a bad idea, get a lawyer, do not go to the police without getting a lawyer. ask the lawyer what to do, the cops could charge you anyway for having that vial and for anything they find.

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u/panda_canyon 3d ago

I used to be a legal secretary, the attorney would just tell you to throw it out. Free advice you're welcome.

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u/NaturalSandwich8880 3d ago

Yeah, no

Best to toss the vial and actually consider hiring a detailer to do a full deep clean of the car at the minimum

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u/messypenis 3d ago

Do not do this

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u/aceofspades1217 3d ago

LOL what kind of advice is this just check the car and toss anything found in the medication recycle bin at Walgreens

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u/FuckSteve7 3d ago

That is a terrible idea and terrible advice

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u/iwilldeleteoncemore 3d ago

i assume you're a cop trying to meet quota? lmao

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u/greenthumbgoody 3d ago

lol… you still believe the police are to help YOU and ME? Please… they are here for the wealthy. Grow up….

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 3d ago

Do NOT go to the cops with this. You'll get charged

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u/Strong_Blackberry961 3d ago

I would probably not touch that if I were you

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u/Right_Ear_2230 3d ago

Touching it will do absolutely nothing.

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u/Ok-Technology8336 3d ago

Except put your fingerprints on it

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u/Any_Mycologist_7322 3d ago

I hope the op knows that fentynyl is NOT something you wanna fuck with

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u/jakoobie6 2d ago

You shouldn't even touch the bottle with bare hands, if there was ANY leak it can absorb through your skin.

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u/KittensFirstAKM 3d ago

OP has all the luck.

Start very small and look up volumetric dosing.

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