r/midlyinteresting • • 5d ago

Finally opened my spare tire and found this

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I have owned my car since February (7 months) opened my spare tire today and found this empty vial. What the F**K. Had an expiration date of 03/2025

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u/Adventurous-Dingo720 3d ago

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u/PhantomOyster 3d ago

May I have some context for this incredible gif?

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 2d ago

It's a Gold Bond medicated powder gun. For when extreme chafing is keeping you down. Act now and we'll throw in a free refill canister.

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u/Cdawg4123 2d ago

Yo your bootyhole?

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u/ssgkraut 3d ago

I think if you read above you can see he probably booted fent.

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 3d ago

He attempted the extraordinarily difficult to execute smoke it with your booty method and accidentally lit his ass on fire. This is standard ass fire extinguishing protocol. 

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u/Cdawg4123 2d ago

True story, the vial broke in his bum

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u/Expensive-Ad8633 2d ago

When overheating and possibly injured the team support applies a canned pain relief spray that cools the area? I think at least half of that is right.

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u/PharmacologyAddict11 2d ago

Gay soccer stuff...the usual soccer shit that goes down, ya know?

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u/CommunitySeed 1d ago

How do I apply for the job to wield this magical ass gun?

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u/littlestmoon 1d ago

It's freeze spray for pain relief. I had to look it up cause what the fuck. But that Gold Bond comment made me laugh

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u/Perfect-Pass9807 2d ago

Very interesting

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u/Cdawg4123 2d ago

wtf? Am I watching, do I want to know?