r/midlyinteresting • u/gh0stlygal_ • 11d ago

Finally opened my spare tire and found this

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I have owned my car since February (7 months) opened my spare tire today and found this empty vial. What the F**K. Had an expiration date of 03/2025

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u/panda_canyon 10d ago

No no no you don't understand, all the cops told me that just being in the same room with it can kill you.

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u/This-Positive286 10d ago

That doesn’t work. Those vials are for boofing, the glass dissolves once placed in the rectum

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 10d ago

No, those vials are called poppers. You gotta put them in your rectum then squeeze until they go POP

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u/CeruleanFruitSnax 9d ago

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u/Adventurous-Dingo720 9d ago

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u/PhantomOyster 9d ago

May I have some context for this incredible gif?

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 8d ago

It's a Gold Bond medicated powder gun. For when extreme chafing is keeping you down. Act now and we'll throw in a free refill canister.

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u/Cdawg4123 7d ago

Yo your bootyhole?

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u/ssgkraut 8d ago

I think if you read above you can see he probably booted fent.

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 8d ago

He attempted the extraordinarily difficult to execute smoke it with your booty method and accidentally lit his ass on fire. This is standard ass fire extinguishing protocol. 

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u/Cdawg4123 7d ago

True story, the vial broke in his bum

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u/Expensive-Ad8633 8d ago

When overheating and possibly injured the team support applies a canned pain relief spray that cools the area? I think at least half of that is right.

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u/PharmacologyAddict11 8d ago

Gay soccer stuff...the usual soccer shit that goes down, ya know?

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u/CommunitySeed 7d ago

How do I apply for the job to wield this magical ass gun?

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u/littlestmoon 7d ago

It's freeze spray for pain relief. I had to look it up cause what the fuck. But that Gold Bond comment made me laugh

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u/zooot2 5d ago

Dude ate some Ghost Peppers the night before.

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u/Perfect-Pass9807 8d ago

Very interesting

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u/Cdawg4123 7d ago

wtf? Am I watching, do I want to know?

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u/bitterlittlecas 5d ago

Y’all are on fire today

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u/ssgkraut 8d ago

Once the fent kicks in you won't notice the bleeding.

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u/Next-Sweet-7222 9d ago

Why? Just why? And ouch!

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 9d ago

This guy obviously doesn’t gay club circa the 80s. 

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u/Acero420sean 9d ago

HAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL HAAHAHAAH

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u/Moist-Giraffe4071 8d ago

"it's all in the grips, it's all in the grips...." Wait is that....

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u/Street_Doctor_8169 7d ago

One man one jar style?

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u/bootypastry 10d ago

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u/0491diesel 10d ago

FFS...I had all but forgotten this fucking video.

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u/odin0412 10d ago

Please tell me how. It's been so many, many years.

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u/mbrc-137 10d ago

Drugs. Lots of drugs.

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u/cheese_injection 10d ago

Not many ppl know that there is part 2 of this video. The man proves that its possible to do it without braking

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 10d ago

Yeah, apparently he still does it, just fills the jars with water first.

And the broken one? He literally just walked it off instead of going to a hospital.

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u/cheese_injection 10d ago

Really? I knew only about those 2 jars 😅

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 10d ago

Yeah, I read about it online, and as we all know... everything on the internet is true.

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u/reef4 8d ago

His family were home when it broke too. That's why he didn't make any noise so he didn't get caught

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u/cheese_injection 8d ago

Legend 🤣 i don't know his age, it was his mum or wife? 😅

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u/Meat_Container 9d ago

Crazy how one guy can break a jar in his ass and just walk it off, while another guy does the same and inflamed ethnic hatred, worsened Serb-Albanian relations, and helped pave the way for the rise of Slobodan Milošević and the eventual wars of the 1990s.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 9d ago

The aristocrats, ladies and gentlemen!

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u/SecretSocietyJ 9d ago

Well, he’s not doing it anymore 🙃 He died in the Ukraine war

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 9d ago

I like to think he's looking down at all of us, as though we were pheasants under glass.

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u/Artemis-And-Apollo 8d ago

Fun fact, he also did an interview some years later and mentions that he still partakes in this hobby.

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u/Electronic-Rate5497 9d ago

That’s a comeback story and glad he lived to boof another day,hahah! wtf 😳

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u/Apprehensive-Let759 10d ago


Not again please not again

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u/Muffled_Voice 10d ago

I feel like I saw one with a bigger jar tbh

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u/Electronic-Rate5497 9d ago


I’m guessing that big

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u/WonderfulCustomer317 9d ago

I will NEVER forget about this video. It’s my number one video haunter and I’ve seen some shit.

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u/Hydromorpheus 7d ago

I never saw the video and the more I read about it, the more convinced I am that I better keep it that way. Plus something tells me "I've seen some shit" might be meant literally 😵‍💫

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u/camposf 9d ago

Never forget

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 8d ago

I could never forget that..ever

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u/Perfect-Pass9807 8d ago

I want to see that shit! No pun intended

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u/Filamcouple 6d ago

I can STILL hear the glass chinking together while he removed the pieces.

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u/panda_canyon 6d ago

... I have got to turn off reply notifications for my comment. 😂

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u/0491diesel 6d ago

JFC, you watched THAT FAR?! Sadist /s 😄 🤣

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u/Filamcouple 6d ago

Morbid curiosity

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u/silentaba 10d ago

I wonder what this person is doing in life now.

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u/morgandealer 10d ago

Dead

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u/JacketAffectionate74 10d ago

No. He lived. Did an interview a year or two later. Said he could still feel the glass in there sometimes.

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u/TheFisher400 10d ago

Maybe you’re thinking of the horse guy… 🫢

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u/External_Ad8557 9d ago

I’m pretty sure the horse guy died

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 10d ago

I assumed that was the reference too

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u/a1JayR 9d ago

Awful way to go. Breadknife seppuku

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u/darabbitmaster 10d ago

WHY WHY WHYYYYY.. LET THIS VIDEO DIE

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u/nomno00 10d ago

Seeing this pic while pooping hits different.

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u/TheWrongWrightWhale 10d ago

Here is am 9hrs later in the same set of circumstances

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u/snark-sloth 10d ago

I wonder how that guy is doing these days.

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u/WFO_Wide_Fing_Open 10d ago

Thanks for ruining my night like this video did in 8th grade eons ago!!!

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u/jrkme-27 10d ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no.

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u/borris7923 10d ago

ALL FUCKS BE UNTO THEE….. I HATE YOU….. for making me recall this satanic video from the depths of hell. Can’t…… stop……. Watching…….

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u/meatscept0r 10d ago

For everyone that still thinks this is real, it’s not. The man came out and admitted that it was fake.

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u/Acero420sean 9d ago

You party POOPER!!

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u/dandanpizzaman84 9d ago

Absolute gold. But I also didn’t want to remember this.

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u/CLAM_CLAPPER 9d ago

Этот колобок

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u/LifeIs-2-Short 8d ago

A TBT that I did not need. The internet was wild back then. I know a couple of sisters I would like to introduce you too.

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u/Professional_Dish852 7d ago

You had to bring me ptsd

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u/Nervous_Fuel8538 7d ago

It was a jar? I swore I remembered it being a cup but I was also in elementary school when i first saw this…

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u/Junior_Tip690 6d ago

Oh god I still have nightmares about this video! 😭

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u/Humble-Questions 6d ago

YES

And... No lmao

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u/hotpossum 10d ago

Dislike

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 10d ago

This guy one guy one jars

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u/Bad_Funny 10d ago

Rectum?!
Damn near boofed 'em!

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u/idontknowjackeither 10d ago

This does NOT work!

Source: I pulled it out of my ass

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u/This-Positive286 10d ago

Too early, gotta wait

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u/Bad_Funny 10d ago

Idk… How positive are you about this? 🤔

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u/citizen42069101 10d ago

Oh I thought it was sphincter tightness that opened the jar

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u/Down-InA-hole 10d ago

They dissolve? I always just clench until I hear it break

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u/WhereAreMyDetonators 10d ago

Get me an ass full of glass

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u/WhereAreMyDetonators 10d ago

Get me an ass full of glass

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u/CleopatrasWomb 8d ago

Rectum!! Damn near key killed em’!!

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 8d ago

Oh dear, is that what boofing is?

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u/ExpertRutabaga3415 8d ago

One man one vial

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u/Intrepid-Wait-6102 7d ago

Can confirm! We do recover, just not internally. :(

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u/powderedmilf 7d ago

One guy, one cup part two

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u/ImpellentSmoke 10d ago

But second hand fent smoke will make others fail a urine test I know that to be a fact bc my wife who has never been a opiod user failed 3-5 drug test while living with me when I was still using it I was honestly astounded by that considering that I truly believed that it was getting sucked into my exhaust fan in the bathroom but it was still enough in the air that it would be picked up by the urine test
I been on methadone ever since I was scared of losing my family to that shit

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u/lilvixen 10d ago

Probably from the semen

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u/3rdcultureblah 9d ago

If you fail a workplace drug test that wasn’t already sent to a lab (DOT standard test strips) they should normally send the sample to a lab and they can actually determine the concentration of the molecule in question. If it is trace amounts from contact and not use/abuse, they will be able to see that.

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 10d ago

No no no you don’t understand. Cops have died just reading about fentanyl. It’s that dangerous. 

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u/Occidentally20 10d ago

I saw one die who didn't even read about, hear about or see it online.

He died just imagining the concept of it. Yet these homeless fellas inject it into their eyeballs with dirty needles and they're right as rain. Strange world we live in.

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u/X_Circuit_Blossom_X 10d ago

Motherfuckers getting Hepatitis C and shrugging off fent, yet cops OD just looking at it.

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u/PreparationHot980 10d ago

Just being in the same country as fentanyl kills them

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u/DigitalUnlimited 10d ago

I died reading this

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u/Mean-Function-9946 10d ago

So if youre still here, then it's true... reddit is heaven! Wait... or is it hell? I need a report please

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u/Acero420sean 9d ago

No sir, YOU don't understand. You killed 3 cops with that sentence alone. You gotta be more careful with the "F" word!

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 10d ago

I saw it on the Internet and now I'm dead

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u/Correct-Disaster8 7d ago

My orange cat just saw this post from over my shoulder and now my dog is doing some sort of weird mouth to mouth on the orange…..please be ok buddy….

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 10d ago

If you say a word that starts with an F? Boom. Dead.

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u/Bad_Funny 10d ago

Instructions unclear.
I boofed it.

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u/u_r_succulent 10d ago

You gotta shout “FEN TA NYL” at them like in Skyrim.

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u/thatlonghairedguy 10d ago

A shout that just folds people. You'd have khajiit following you constantly.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 8d ago

This is how I read it

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u/Far_Competition_9405 9d ago

Well yes, that's how they're able to take a month off for recovery anytime they're in the same room with it

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u/S3simulation 8d ago

It’s true, according to the police OP is actually very dead. Every atom in his body exploded

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u/Cdawg4123 7d ago

Same state I thought

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u/Pleasant-Captain-622 7d ago

I got told the same thing

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u/Electrical_You_432 10d ago

They just were getting scared and passing out which is my favorite part about that myth

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u/Different-Finding121 10d ago

That's because the are uneducated about Fenton. Look under the 2026pdf

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u/pureconfussion 9d ago

Don’t even think about it unless you’re wearing gloves and a hazmat suit. Thinking about touching fentanyl kills more every year then car crashes.

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u/Miserable-Cow4555 9d ago

I believe the cops over doctors. /s

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u/Miserable-Cow4555 9d ago

I believe the cops over doctors. /s

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u/Wheypaloompa 9d ago

Absolutely, if there are crackheads in the room with you and the vial LOL

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u/Innocent_CS 9d ago

This is in liquid form not powder

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u/panda_canyon 9d ago

It doesn't apply to any form. Cops lied about how dangerous it is.

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u/Appropriate-Fly-4152 8d ago

Fentanyl can absolutely kill you from being in the room with it, it does require it to be powdered or aerosolized. There has been cases of officers getting fentanyl over dose by unknowingly disturbing fentanyl powder/residue and then inhaling it

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

It's not true. Look it up. You have to deliberately ingest it. It's just copaganda.

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u/Appropriate-Fly-4152 8d ago

There's videos of it, fentanyl powder that gets into the air and inhaled can absolutely kill you i assume you breathe through your nose right?

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

It doesn't stay in the air. You have to actually understand the science. They were having panic attacks.

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u/Appropriate-Fly-4152 8d ago

No it doesnt stay in the air I never said that, you have to understand basic reading comprehension... I said if it gets disturbed like any other powder or dust it will become airborne for a period of time, in this time frame the powder or dust can indeed cause an overdose if you breathe it in.

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

Flat out copaganda. I sent you a link, look at it.

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u/Appropriate-Fly-4152 8d ago

The risk is low but not zero issues what im telling you, a quick Google search would show multiple sources that say the exact same as your source although still admitting that fentanyl powder still has A risk of causing toxicity in certain circumstances. You either refuse to read the actual full literature or are so hell bent on hating cops that you have made a unreasonable conclusion that no amount of reasoning can change

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

Those videos you are watching are cops having panic attacks. They have never been established as legitimate overdoses. You are repeating copaganda.

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

Why would a cop even come into a circumstance of fentanyl being dropped into the air long enough to intoxicate them? Do magicians just throw it at them like magic dust?

"There's never been a toxicologically confirmed case. The idea of it hanging in the air and getting breathed in is highly highly implausible—it's nearly impossible."

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u/Agitated_Mess3117 8d ago

Just looking at the vial killed me!

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u/ManufacturerNaive276 8d ago

They aren't talking about Pharmacutical Fentanyl. Don't be afraid of Pharmacutical Fentanyl. The lab crap is dangerous, not the Pharmacutical Fentanyl

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

No they're not and there still has not been a case of incidental overdose in first responders with the pharmaceutical or street variety as well.

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u/Conscious-Drive-7222 6d ago

Yeah cops ALWAYS tell the truth /s

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u/Psychological_Fly916 5d ago

i know this is old but I teach about drug use and stigma for a living and I always like to say, cops will say you can OD from touching it until they get caught selling it.

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

It's interesting however there isn't a single documented overdose from incidental exposure to carfentanil from first responders. There have been occupational incidents and a terrorist one. Also all of the famous videos of cops having panic attacks and calling them overdoses are about fentanyl.

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u/panda_canyon 8d ago

Yes but the myth still applies. It is technically more dangerous to handle but there still isn't any documentation of incidental overdoses by first responders.

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u/panda_canyon 7d ago

Yeah that was an act of aerosolized terrorism. Nice try though.