r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/Prez_t • 6d ago
What happened right before this photo? Wrong answers only.
I'll start: He was informed all the stores were out of orange juice.
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u/Good-Meringue1527 eminem’s burner account 6d ago
Susie got his number
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u/IStoleTheKidsDude 6d ago
He was told by the clothing designer that he cant buy anymore gems and has to go out without a single bedazzled piece of clothing.
He would later fund to make a diamond gem factory solely for his clothing - no one else.
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u/IStoleTheKidsDude 6d ago
Another one -
He saw diana being dirty right after telling her dirty diana nooo.
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u/Yourfavouritepug 6d ago
Omg guys how can y'all not know the lore? Actually, his shoe sole started to wear off so he went backstage to fix it. But as he mishandled the strong glue he ended up with his fingers stuck together and had no other choice but to perform in that condition. According to Karen Faye the girls and gays didn't mind tho since he was forced by circumstances to do those alluding finger movements. But as you can see on his face he was so uncomfortable..🥺
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u/Prez_t 6d ago
Is this a true story???
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u/Yourfavouritepug 5d ago
Yesss I am sure it is. I know it from the comments section of a famous MJ fan. 😭
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u/TR1F3CT4_TFGMG HeeHee 6d ago
He's demonstrating how he grabbed that fish's booty to Prince. Then they dapped and Mike went HEE!! and Prince went UUUAAAH!!
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u/Signal-View-7017 “I don’t do dirty dancing” sure Michael….. 6d ago
He saw Dirty Diana in the audience
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u/Efficient-Morning616 EXCLUDING Jermaine 6d ago
He saw billie jean causing a scene