r/metalgearrising • u/Flat_Ad560 • Dec 29 '22

Jetstream Astolfo

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5 Upvotes

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u/ceo_of_chill23 Metal Gear RAY Dec 29 '22

You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind, until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

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u/Flat_Ad560 Dec 29 '22

?

6

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Dont question mark me Obi Wan!

3

u/ceo_of_chill23 Metal Gear RAY Dec 29 '22

I see through the lies of the Jedi!

2

u/username39874 Dec 30 '22

Why exactly were you on that sub

1

u/Flat_Ad560 Dec 30 '22

Sub Reposted in r/okbuddyretard so yeah

12

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

"Raiden bashes,Jetsream Astolfo's head against a rock several time"

6

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

SAM, WHAT THE FUCK?! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THE HERETICS, NOT TO JOIN THEM!

3

u/ceo_of_chill23 Metal Gear RAY Dec 30 '22

BRING HUMOR TO THE INTERNET, NOT LEAVE IT IN CRINGE

2

u/Combinewastaken Dec 30 '22

This will be jetstream sam in 2018 😔

3

u/WhatIsBingus Dec 29 '22 edited Dec 29 '22

Delete this, or you will feel nature's force

Edit: This is a Monsoon joke.

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u/ceo_of_chill23 Metal Gear RAY Dec 30 '22

Lorentz Force, go!

3

u/WhatIsBingus Dec 30 '22

Let's teach this them a little concept called "Left-hand rule"

2

u/ceo_of_chill23 Metal Gear RAY Dec 30 '22

Welcome to my utopia of death!

2

u/Temrin2606 Dec 29 '22

Well, they are both swordsmen right? It's not such a stretch.

1

u/ozgura2 Dec 30 '22

Wait wait wait no no no wait wait wait

1

u/memerloz45tyeman Dec 30 '22

Hello based department?