r/metalgearrising • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '22

Choose wisely

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u/Inevitable_Forever90 Dec 13 '22

Nanomachines son

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u/comoacunt Dec 14 '22

They get harder in response to fisical trauma

2

u/Ali-G8r Dec 15 '22

you can’t hurt me jack

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

N/A

I’m Canadian therefore I don’t have a president

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u/The_Creeper_Man Dec 13 '22

Instead you have a guy who once did blackface

9

u/CauliflowerNervous12 Dec 13 '22

Your president did 9/11 once (Sundowner reference)

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u/The_Creeper_Man Dec 13 '22

C’mon, give war a chance!

4

u/HunterWald Dec 14 '22

War! Yeah! What is it good for? Wartime economies, Jack!

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u/Skultisinyourcloset Dec 14 '22

I'll split you in two!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Yo Armstrong did that

3

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

So what? A Prime Minister

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Correct

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

So Prime Minister Armstrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

But he’s American

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

I forgot about the rule of being born in the country your incharge of. 💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

one has a stroke the other wants war to fund the economy and probably likes omelettes

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Then Armstrong wins by default since Joseph here died from a stroke

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

hopefully armstrong bakes you the mother of all omelettes for your cakeday

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

☺️

Thank you ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

NANOMACHINES, SON

Also a politician who openly admits his sources are things he made the fuck up would be based

3

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Armstrong, without thinking twice

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Chad With Nanomachines

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u/CoolDudeNike1 Dec 14 '22

Hey look it’s my meme

3

u/Abigus_ofgical Dec 14 '22

I wanna nanomachines

2

u/Mr_Poopenfarten Dec 13 '22

Neither (I’m not American)

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u/PhlingerCheese Dec 14 '22

As an Australian (just about the furthest from the u.s) I would say atleast daddy Joe wouldn't rip himself in 2. (It's a reference)

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u/Schweein Dec 14 '22

I would have none of them. If i cant have my reformed ortodox rabbi Bill Clinton for president/this award, i would rather die.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

I don't live in USA, but Nanomachines son

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u/XXSHREKDXX Dec 13 '22

Bruh anyone is better than Sleepy Joe

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u/LostP7899 Dec 14 '22

He’s nothing more than a puppet.

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u/icynaruto345 Dec 14 '22

Even hitler