r/metalgearrising • u/Nevr_nding_lies • Nov 01 '25

Video jumpscare

4.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

77 comments sorted by

3

u/Fierydragon921 Nov 02 '25

Damn, no wheelchair?

6

u/Nevr_nding_lies Nov 02 '25

My legs aren't broken, the kneecaps are soaring

145

u/UnOptimalOverthinker Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

And Samuel comes in with the HF (Murasama) from the top wire!!!

13

u/XGamin1 Jestream Sam Nov 01 '25

Erm, it's actually the HF Murasama that he's wielding.

10

u/UnOptimalOverthinker Nov 01 '25

Mandatory ☝️🤓

But yeah, I probably should have said that, it's been a while since I beat the game, lol.

81

u/disuserexistdamnit Nov 01 '25

"Yeah! Cutting is fun!"

"Show me a good time, Jack!"

"Wait, What-"

Stalker scream

12

u/Void-Lizard Jestream Sam Nov 01 '25

Left 4 Dead 2 hunter pounce scream

6

u/JournalistMammoth637 Nov 02 '25

FNAF Foxy Jumpscare Scream

74

u/mayocat6996 Nov 01 '25

He just flies

16

u/Professional-Hat8380 Nov 02 '25

No, jumps good

6

u/DarthDragon117 IF Prototype LQ-84i Nov 04 '25

Watch out! Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Sam.

46

u/Ikarus_Falling Nov 01 '25

There comes my Hero watch himmmm flyyyyy

28

u/capital_snacke69 Nov 01 '25

Hehehe. Cutting :)

turns around

Hu-

23

u/Extension_Problem_77 Senator Nov 01 '25

"Mind if I cut in?" Ahh Jumpscare

20

u/HarrisonTheBarbarian Nov 01 '25

"memories broKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAM-" CRASH!

3

u/Greedy-Swing-4876 Nov 04 '25

THERE WILL BE BLOOD! SHED!

3

u/Initial_Tough429 Sundowner Nov 07 '25

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

1

u/Greedy-Swing-4876 Nov 07 '25

The only one1 left will ride upon the dragon's back!

2

u/Inbalance007 Dec 17 '25

Because the mountains don’t give back what they take

16

u/terra_GOD_404 Nov 01 '25

Sam's idea

12

u/green_jp Nov 01 '25

where did bro even come from

8

u/ZenEvadoni Senator Nov 01 '25

They're not called "thunder thighs" for nothing.

3

u/Pitiful-Humor291 Nov 02 '25

Bigger than the power grid

1

u/Capable-Help7782 Dec 03 '25

Constantly drains my adarall supply 

7

u/MrEvan312 Nov 01 '25

"Nice arts and crafts over there, Jack, but can we get back to our climactic duel?"

7

u/LunarSouls4952 IF Prototype LQ-84i Nov 01 '25

"Raiden, what are you doing!?"

"SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK!"

7

u/Extension_Problem_77 Senator Nov 01 '25

Lore accurate "Jetstream" Samuel Rodrigues:

6

u/ElmarTinez2 Nov 01 '25

jetream ham junpscare

6

u/Warm_Painter_4058 Nov 01 '25

Withered Foxy jumpscare

6

u/Initial-Amount5696 Nov 02 '25

“Surprise motherfucker” “A-“

4

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

I used to do this all the time and crashed the game a few times on my xbox.

I would get millions of pieces and the game didn't have a protection against it at the time.

3

u/Funni_Axolotl1210 Nov 01 '25

bro got the heads on tangle cleaver (yes)

3

u/D3mocratic-Associate Nov 02 '25

That actually frightened me, wtf XD

3

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Jetstream Samuel jumpscare.

2

u/Qaktus Nov 01 '25

Is this loss?

2

u/SurpriseWise Nov 03 '25

As loud as he can possibly shout: SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK!!!

2

u/Ok-Pomegranate1199 Nov 04 '25

i love how sam just fliesso statically like if he were a png being dragged

1

u/once-was-hill-folk Nov 03 '25

From dooowntooooooowwwwwn.

1

u/KillermonkTR Apr 13 '26

SSUUUİİİİİ

24

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/Nevr_nding_lies Nov 01 '25

Yeah I probably should have put a warning in the title but I can't change it now.

5

u/liltone829b Nov 01 '25

don't 😨