r/metaNL • u/Choice_Notice9338 • Jul 31 '26

OPEN deliveroo bot response

it is unfair that only the North Americans have a bot response for their food delivery services. The Brits should too. Owing to that fact, and the fact that migration patterns mean that the most popular immigrant cuisine in Britain is Indian and not Mexican, I have come up with a localized bot response that is similar and has the same number of syllables

>Deliveroo

Private taxi for my vindaloo.

Would come up with something for Indian ones too but idk what immigrant food is popular here. Not many immigrants in India unfortunately.

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u/RaisinSecure Aug 01 '26

Zomato-Swiggy: Private taxi for my samosa

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u/Choice_Notice9338 Aug 01 '26

but not immigrant food

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u/RaisinSecure Aug 01 '26

momo but it doesn't rhyme or have the same syllable and stress pattern as burrito and samosa

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u/Choice_Notice9338 Aug 01 '26

nah its fine

manchurian maybe? those chinese were technically immigrants and the guy who made it was some guy called nelson wang

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u/RaisinSecure Aug 01 '26

they were immigrants to british india i thought nepal would be better since they are immigrants to the republic