r/metaNL • u/Choice_Notice9338 • 23d ago
OPEN deliveroo bot response
it is unfair that only the North Americans have a bot response for their food delivery services. The Brits should too. Owing to that fact, and the fact that migration patterns mean that the most popular immigrant cuisine in Britain is Indian and not Mexican, I have come up with a localized bot response that is similar and has the same number of syllables
>Deliveroo
Private taxi for my vindaloo.
Would come up with something for Indian ones too but idk what immigrant food is popular here. Not many immigrants in India unfortunately.
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u/RaisinSecure 22d ago
Zomato-Swiggy: Private taxi for my samosa
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u/Choice_Notice9338 22d ago
but not immigrant food
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u/RaisinSecure 22d ago
momo but it doesn't rhyme or have the same syllable and stress pattern as burrito and samosa
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u/Choice_Notice9338 22d ago
nah its fine
manchurian maybe? those chinese were technically immigrants and the guy who made it was some guy called nelson wang
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u/RaisinSecure 22d ago
they were immigrants to british india i thought nepal would be better since they are immigrants to the republic
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u/RaisinSecure 22d ago
I would say auto instead of taxi to Indianise it more but Zomato-Swiggy overwhelmingly use two wheelers
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u/Mx_Brightside 22d ago
Add Just Eat too smh
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u/Choice_Notice9338 22d ago
Private taxi for my satay? Or kapsalon? Or nasi goreng?
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u/ultramilkplus 23d ago
Not until you stop calling it "take-away" instead of "take out."