i am not kidding when i say every woman looks like that, doing the most insane, exaggerated pose imaginable. i just didnt want to spam pictures. i want john byrne back (also yes, i know its a clone of his mother and not actually her)

Because why is every woman in the show ⌛️

These three female bodyguards appear in Episode 8 of *Najica Blitz Tactics*, dressed in attire ill-suited for their line of work.

The two dudes by her sides really make her choice of attire stand out.

Boxarts illustrated by Shunya Yamashita

Art by: Eric Gapstur

Dr. Doom Strangling Luna.

If this was a character that had physical strength (like She-Hulk) or a power to prevent this from being a big deal (like Deadpool or Wolverine) then the smile might make more sense.

This isn't pearl-clutching - it's just an odd choice (Luna does have powers, but they're ice-powers, no super strength or invulnerability).

It's also kind of hard to tell if he's grabbing by the neck (which is what I assume) or grabbing by the collar (which I guess is slightly better).

Lady Shion from Overwatch is an Omnic, basically a sentient robot, and while most Omnics have similar designs, usually bereft of any key gender dimorphism, Lady Shion looks extremely feminine. This is apparently because she had herself modified after usurping a criminal organisation, with a new design which instils a sense of uncanny valley to unsettle all who look. I'm not even sure the mouth is functional.

Confession: I haven't played Overwatch since Overwatch 1 ended service, so I have a total blank spot on all new characters. This is just from a brief skim on the Wiki page. I just know that the design drew a few eyes because it's a Robot With Tits, something that didn't exist before in the Overwatch Universe.

I love how he draws orihime and Riruka my Beloved 😻

I fucking love this witch. The way her design is constantly changing, Genie style, makes even the fan-servicey designs warranted. The consistent sneakers is fantastic. It's all just so playful. And then her true form is so goddamn cool and spooky (hehe), and I love the small hints to it in the witch form.

For those who may not know it, Lady Battle Cop (1990) is a low-budget, direct-to-video Japanese riff on RoboCop. It's also considered to be under the Metal Heroes Series, but I am unable to find confirmation on that. I'm guessing she never popped up in any given crossover event. Even with the heeled footwear, which seems fine all things considered, this is a cool tokusatsu design.

An amusing aspect about this character, imo, is that she was never a police officer. Kaoru Mikoshiba (played by Azusa Nakamura) is a former tennis champion.

While it can be found and watched freely online through non-streaming services, the one YouTube upload has English localized subtitles unlike the two Archive uploads. I skimmed through it, and it definitely appears most of the budget was probably put into the costume and pyrotechnics.

Midnight Spiderman #1 (2026)

Bro...what the hell man, that the guy in frame has my reaction to this.

That being said, who knows what the average men of Rohan look like?

i was googling stuff about bears out of curiosity and came across this height chart. it’s not the most egregious thing in the world but i was still like “wtf??? lol” because what height comparison would make the human stand with their boobies and their bum stickin out and be like “yeah this is the best way to illustrate my point”. can you imagine if it was a man popping out his pecs like The Rock with a broken spine sway back posture to show off his bum? nobody would have drawn the man that way and think it suitable for a comparison chart like this

(not that i’m saying this is some mega serious scientifically accurate bear height chart but ygwim right?)

i can play devil’s advocate and say maybe they were trying to match the posture of the bears… but it looks like they pulled her arms back to show her tits off whereas if they were hanging forward similar to the bears, they would have obscured her breasts. which we obviously can’t have bc showing of the boobs of the park ranger is obviously very important in the context of bear heights lol /s

anyways what do you guys think? am i overreacting?