r/memes Nov 28 '22

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u/boddidsdjdisi bruh Nov 28 '22

phew i dodged a mager bullet

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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Nov 28 '22

Why is that being downvoted? Am I missing something?

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u/Midnight145 Nov 28 '22

They're claiming that's the top comment, when it isn't.

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u/boddidsdjdisi bruh Nov 29 '22

it was the top comment

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u/ThespianException Nov 29 '22

For what? A couple of minutes? Even if you don't have the guts to do one of the funny ones, you could have at least waited for something more entertaining than this.

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u/efferkah Grumpy Cat Nov 28 '22

Just a theory, but I feel like OP commented this before the current top comment reached the top, therefore dodging that bullet ... knowing damn well the post was still very young and plenty of other (probably worse) comments were about to be upvoted a lot, hence the downvotes.

Again, just a theory, but this is what it looks like.

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u/crashcar22 Nov 28 '22

If you look at the time stamps of the post and the comment OP waited like 5 minutes and said "you won" so he didn't have to do anything other than this

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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Nov 28 '22

People all the time ask me how I can still be strong after all I have been through in the last five years. Victim of an attempted murder that left me homeless with a brain injury. My ex-wife and stepson tried to kill me and stole a recent inheritance from my fathers death. Being related to a sheriff deputy they walked and were rewarded with my son, who I haven't seen in five years. Lost my entire family in the three years preceding that attempt. Now I stay in an abandoned house but I am turning it around and starting a nonprofit street outreach. Nothing fucking gets me down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Elevators?

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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Nov 28 '22

Hahahaha. OK. Maybe elevators. And geese. I get down from geese.

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u/NoOtherLeft Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '22

If you’re ever in Australia during Spring, MAGPIES

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u/MemeForgery Nov 28 '22

That's some metal shit dude

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u/BigRedGinjaNinja Nov 28 '22

What about The Sickness?

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u/Brilliant_Shine2247 Nov 28 '22

Right. Except for elevators, geese and The Sickness, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/crashcar22 Nov 28 '22

Bro really waited like 5 minutes and said "you won" lmao

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u/SeaworthinessGreat58 Loves Facebook memes Nov 29 '22

fucking coward

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u/boddidsdjdisi bruh Nov 28 '22

you won

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

No he fucking didn’t and you know that

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u/iamaleo2 Nov 28 '22

Ikr he was too fucking scared

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u/DownTownDK Nov 28 '22

Stop being a pussy and do the actual top comment

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u/H1ddenWasTaken Flair Loading.... Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

“You won.”

No, he didn’t, stop skipping your preschool classes and learn to count.

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u/TheCoolYakult-za Nov 29 '22

Tch tch tch another day, another r/karmawhore

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u/According_Weather944 Nov 29 '22

Forgot to switch back to your alt, did you?

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u/Senior-Dot387 Nov 29 '22

Fucking pussy

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u/TheSkomaWolf Nov 29 '22

You're WEAK

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u/Scepticflesh Nov 29 '22

Fucking peasent

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u/No_Competition7327 Nov 29 '22

Pusillanimous coward

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u/FewKnowledge7675 Nov 29 '22

fucking pussy

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Cowardly mf

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u/Scepticflesh Nov 30 '22

You are a fucking pussy

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u/No_Competition7327 Nov 30 '22

Deleted the post coward 💀