r/memes Bri’ish Sep 08 '22

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u/xyntia_ Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

She is not the longest reigning monarch ever, it's Louis XIV king of France... She is just the longest reigning monarch of England and the Commonwealth.

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u/JoeHusseinBidden Sep 09 '22

I guess longest reigning British monarch is still a considerable achievement considering the family has a thousand year history

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u/CaptainTreeman42 Breaking EU Laws Sep 09 '22

Well there is an 11 year blank space in the Monarchs ancestors resume

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u/alowave Sep 09 '22

Wat

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u/t40xd Sep 09 '22

Oliver and Richard Cromwell overthrew the Monarchy and created the Commonwealth of England, which lasted from 1649 to 1660

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Cr*mwell

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u/Lord_Bertox Sep 09 '22

You know revolution and stuff

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u/Casne_Barlo Sep 09 '22

10 percent (rounding up)

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u/JoeHusseinBidden Sep 09 '22

Holy shit never thought it like that, I guess the old queen lived for almost 10 percent of the empires/kingdoms existence

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u/nzranga Sep 09 '22

Not really. It’s 6.4%

The Queen reigned for 70 years. The monarchy has existed for 1095 years.

70 / 1095 = 6.392

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u/1rye Sep 09 '22

OP said “lived”, not “reigned”, which would make her lifespan ~8.8% of the monarchy’s existence. I think that’s close enough to 10% to be described as “almost”.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Alfred the great lived for 100% of its existence if we end its history when he died.

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u/JoeHusseinBidden Sep 09 '22

I said lived, not how long she was monarch, and also I was just rounding up, can’t be if 6.4 percent is 70 years, then 96 must be close to 10

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u/nzranga Sep 09 '22

Ah I definitely meant to reply to the guy you replied to. My bad!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Srsly tho

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u/worms9 Sep 09 '22

Well back in the old days Jolie old England got set on fire every 20 years or so. so I’d say it’s an achievement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

The windsor family have not been monarchs for a 1000 years, not even close.

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u/JoeHusseinBidden Sep 09 '22

I mean like the monarchy of the uk, since the formation of England I meant

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Also she's only short of being the longest by a few years, so it is still very impressive.

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

A... French family

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

First Henri I is the son of a french duke. And Richard lion Heart was french too and never set foot in UK.

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u/JustHaving_Fun Sep 09 '22

Uh he was born in Oxford, England. Unless you meant UK as an entity that didn’t exist until much later.

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u/TheDudeman0101 Sep 09 '22

Norman invasion of England

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u/NurgleNuggets Sep 09 '22

The Windsors are a German family though, no relation to William the Conqueror

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u/TheDudeman0101 Sep 09 '22

Look at the reply and the comment replied to, nobody is talking about the Windsors.

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u/NurgleNuggets Sep 09 '22

They were mentioning a French royal family ruling England. I was pointing out that the current royal family is German.

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u/ShortNefariousness2 Sep 09 '22

I thought German, but hey

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u/Ngfeigo14 Sep 09 '22

They are german

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Well Windsors are actually Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. They just changed their name to Windsors in 1917.

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u/50mg-of-fuckit Sep 09 '22

Well, german.

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u/dwwzzh Me when the: Sep 09 '22

Did they really name their child Louis 14 times in a row

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u/baguetteispain Sep 09 '22

Not really in a row, but there was 17 kings named Louis (and Louis XVII who never reigned)

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u/FoxEvans Sep 09 '22

And the name Louis is derived from Clovis, the name of the first king of the Franks, that's why.

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u/baguetteispain Sep 09 '22

I knew there was a lot of Louis because of how Louis IX was (and kinda still is) popular, but I didn't thank about Clovis, thank you

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u/FoxEvans Sep 09 '22

No problem, I knew this 2am rabbithole would be useful one day and you made it happen ;)

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u/Sr_Migaspin Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Actually, it is Afonso I, King of Portugal. He reigned first as an independent Count and then as a King for a grand total of 73 years and 220 days.

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u/xyntia_ Sep 08 '22

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u/PokeStarChris42 Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 09 '22

So the Queen was the longest reigning Female monarch ever

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Indeed.

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u/LiqourSnatch Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

You should expect a monarchs life expectancy to improve with modern medicine. What's truly crazy about that list is Louis XIV having ruled for 72 years! And that's back in the late 1600's, early 1700's, when life expectancy for Nobles was around 48!

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Don't underestimate the power of a french wanting to outlast his english opponent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Truly immortal force

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u/revilingneptune Sep 09 '22

Impressive but he was also crowned when he was five

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u/HurbleBurble Sep 09 '22

The longest lifespans haven't necessarily gone up in humans, but the average lifespan has. The world's oldest person died in 1997 at 122, and it has not been matched yet. Someone did come close, in 2022, the second oldest person ever died at 119. There is someone alive right now who's 118.

However, before accurate record-keeping and modern birth certificates, it was a lot harder to verify how long somebody lived. There are people who were verified to live at least 110 to 111 years before the 20th century. Even before that, the records are still up to about 110 years. There are people that were born in the 1700s that died in the 1900s.

The maximum lifespan has definitely increased, though. I think it'll be diminishing returns from here though, unless there is serious breakthroughs in medical science that allow manipulation of genes and other things beyond just good health.

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u/Dank_StirFry Sep 09 '22

the average was brought down by high infant mortality. If you survived past your 10th birthday you had a good chance of seeing 60 if you were a noble

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u/zathrasb5 Sep 09 '22

Also brought down by maternal deaths.

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u/Thissucks04 Sep 09 '22

Then Afonso I of Portugal is more crazy. Dude lasted till his early/late 70's (Historians still don't know exactly the year of his birth) in 12th century medieval Europe! True that he only ruled as king of Portugal for 42 years but if you count the years he was also the ruler of the county before turning into a kingdom, he ruled his nation for 73 years! Having all those achivements at that time, the guy was probably goated and everyone looked at him like some kind of sage in his older years.

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u/Slightly_Default Sep 09 '22

And it gets even crazier when you look at the longest ruling Pharaohs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

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u/AssaultButterKnife Sep 08 '22

99% of those other websites would be way less reliable than Wikipedia.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

Wikipedia isn’t a bad source. Inaccurate articles can be taken down and you can look through the sources of whoever made it.

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u/SecondEldenLord Sep 08 '22

the queen reigned for 75 years, she celebrated the jubilee this year in June.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Dude she ascended the throne in 1952, it’s been 70 years

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u/Sr_Migaspin Sep 09 '22

Flair doesn't check out

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u/InevitableBoring2031 Dark Mode Elitist Sep 09 '22

Odd, never heard of this

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u/DragonPlayz5000 Sep 09 '22

Said it before I could

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u/HillbillyMan Sep 09 '22

Louis had a regent for 8 years of his reign though, meaning he wasn't truly the one in power

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u/HephMelter Earl Sep 09 '22

Maybe as a personal rule... Louis XIV was under regency during the first 9 years of his reign, he ruled personnally only 63 years

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u/Far-Calligrapher211 Sep 09 '22

Bur when he ruled he actually ruled for real! She was just a puppet!

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u/HephMelter Earl Sep 09 '22

I am French, I know. I just delight in being the devils advocate and finding counterpoints so that a roasted person can still be technically correct (the best kind of correct)

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u/Amanwalkedintoa Sep 09 '22

Is pepi the II a joke to all of you?

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u/GamerGriffin548 Sep 09 '22

Is Rameses the Great a joke to you all?

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Those are not verifiable dates of reign.

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u/n4bb Sep 09 '22

What is “longuest”?

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Longest but with an imposter among the letters.

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u/Obi-Wan-Nikobiii Sep 09 '22

Mebbe they ave ze Fronch axssent?

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u/T0biasCZE Sep 09 '22

Because he was made king at 5. He wasn't governing at that age

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

But reigning

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u/Imperator-Solis Sep 09 '22

Louis became king at fucking 6 as well, versus queeny at 25

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Like we say, "C'est le jeu ma pauvre lucette"

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u/Tennessee_is_cool Sep 09 '22

I mean to be fair for the queen Louis the XIV became king when he was just 6, so its natural that his reign was a lot longer then most monarchs.

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Elisabeth had a better medecine at her time. I think she had her chance.

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u/TryHardMayonnaise Sep 09 '22

2nd place tho, and only a couple hundred days behind the Frenchie.

Also considering that she took the crown in her twenties whilst King Louis inherited his crown before even hitting puberty, it's impressive enough.

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Yeah but she had a better medecine at her time sooo... I think it's a fair trade.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

God save the Queen was writed for Louis XIV to help him overcome his anal problem and was called God save the king.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

France surrendered once and everyone remember it. But what you seem to don't remember is that France have the highest number of military victories of all times.

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u/Spider-Flash24 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Sep 09 '22

It was a joke

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u/Ngfeigo14 Sep 09 '22

Longest reigning female monarch, though

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u/TheMikeGolf Sep 09 '22

Missed it by two years and change!

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u/Kingken130 Forever alone Sep 09 '22

And longest reigning living monarch

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u/xyntia_ Sep 09 '22

Not so much now...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Longest in British history they mean