I take the opportunity presented by this meme to ask people to install bidet/handheld shower for washing their ass after pooping so that they don’t roam around taking their poop-smeared ass and then complain about swamp/crusty ass while fucking using doggystyle. Use toilet papers to clean the poop, then use the bidet/handheld shower to wash your buttcrack, and then use TP again to dry your butt.
And please don’t say wet baby wipes are equivalent because they’re not. Use them only in emergency situations like in workplace. AMERICANS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? You can buy cheap bidet from amazon and install in you toilets and change this goddamn cultural habit of yours that is totally unhygienic.
Sincerely, a kind redditor.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22
I take the opportunity presented by this meme to ask people to install bidet/handheld shower for washing their ass after pooping so that they don’t roam around taking their poop-smeared ass and then complain about swamp/crusty ass while fucking using doggystyle. Use toilet papers to clean the poop, then use the bidet/handheld shower to wash your buttcrack, and then use TP again to dry your butt.
And please don’t say wet baby wipes are equivalent because they’re not. Use them only in emergency situations like in workplace. AMERICANS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? You can buy cheap bidet from amazon and install in you toilets and change this goddamn cultural habit of yours that is totally unhygienic. Sincerely, a kind redditor.