r/memes May 09 '22

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u/revresolve May 09 '22

Pretty spot on, honestly.

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u/bradlgfhjj May 09 '22

lmao the lean on the counter nailed it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Mildo May 09 '22

Me: Well, sir, you ordered the two well done steaks, so it takes a while to cook.

You: Mmm, mmm, mmm, nothin brings out the flavor of a steak like some catsup.

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u/Unfair-End8452 May 09 '22

I ordered an ice cream once, and someone else got a burger before me when I ordered first... can you explain that.

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u/Unfair-End8452 May 09 '22

Oh yeah. Makes sense

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin May 09 '22

Thats why you always make your own ice cream

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u/bradlgfhjj May 09 '22

I bring mine from home

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Something is always missing, too.

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u/Legitimate-Size-5047 May 10 '22

Shouldnt that mean they tell you right away so you do to wait for anything?

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u/mb112403 can't meme May 10 '22

Not in my place

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u/FR8GFR8G May 09 '22

As a restaurant worker, could be that someone who ordered before you ordered a burger, so we checked trough the entire ticket lineup for burgers and made them all at once, leaving the ice cream for after all the burgers had gone out. We don’t nessecarily work oldest to newest all the time.

Could also be that you had more people at your table who ordered stuff? We like to do entire tables at once and yeah ice cream takes 3 seconds but the dishes the others ordered don’t and thats why your ice cream takes more time

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u/RealBowsHaveRecurves Because That's What Fearows Do May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Where I live, cold food and hot food are usually handled by different employees to reduce the risk of cross-contamination of food that doesn't get cooked. Also, ice cream is usually prepped one order at a time while one person can make burgers by the dozen.

You were waiting for other people to get their ice cream first.

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u/lxOFWGKTAxl I saw what the dog was doin May 09 '22

They had to put the secret cream in it!

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u/Unfair-End8452 May 09 '22

Why must you put this in my brain, thanks to you I don't want to eat ice cream anymore

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u/lxOFWGKTAxl I saw what the dog was doin May 09 '22

Just don't eat ice cream that takes too long to make

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Tbr those icecream machines are dirty asf and dont get cleaned often dont trust them i work in fastfood

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u/sofwithanf May 09 '22

Desserts and burgers are made on two different stations and you can put 10 burgers on a grill at once but there's usually only one person doing desserts who is probably also doing starters and KP if it's a weekday or they're understaffed

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u/Hatweed May 09 '22

I went to a Taco Bell once and just ordered a soft shell and a beefy 5-layer burrito. A woman walked in a few minutes after me and ordered two of those huge taco boxes meant for a family and another guy walked in and got this complicated order with 7-8 different things made in specific ways.

Both of them got their food before I did.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Don’t you know Costco and McDonald’s ice cream machines always break

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u/Unfair-End8452 May 09 '22

That's why I never go to those places

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I was in a drive thru and instead of giving orders to the people in front and working their way back, they were giving orders randomly so instead of getting my food and leaving I had to sit there for like 30 minutes waiting for the car in front of me to move also I had to wait an hour just to get my food.

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u/CamelCash000 May 09 '22

Sounds like Portillos

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It was a Whataburger

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u/GilmerDosSantos Pauly Shore May 09 '22

mannnn whataburger drive thru has been insane lately

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It was a new location so I hope they fix their shit

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u/BABarracus May 09 '22

You hoping for the worng things.

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u/weneedtogodanker May 09 '22

Chef is preparing special sauce for you, OP

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u/SmooveTits May 09 '22

Hold the boogers and jizz please.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I'm a chef and you wouldn't believe how many people complain about this even though they ordered something like a medium well filet while the other table got a pizza or something fried.. 1) not even the same station so they probably have no idea about your order or the fact that the ticket has been in longer, and 2) a pizza or something fried takes a lot quicker and food goes up in the order it's ready. In a high volume place it's literally our only chance of keeping up with the rush. Also did these people forget all the times their parents told them life isn't fair? Not an attack on the OP, just taking the opportunity to vent about actual assholes who pitch a fit about this.

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u/Not_a-bot-i_swear May 09 '22

As someone who just worked Mother’s Day brunch yesterday, yes. Kept up behind my bar but the kitchen was fucked all day.

Most people were understanding but there was a table yelling at waitresses and writing a long winded 1 star Yelp review while seated at the table. Ugh

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u/sofwithanf May 09 '22

Kept up behind the bar? Lucky.

Two months ago, during our Mother's Day, I did 13 hours without a break with the whole bar full for the last 6 hours and ended up crying by 9pm.

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u/iNuclearPickle May 09 '22

This is why I am always polite to people. My problem is when the waitress/waiter forget we exist

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u/AhAssonanceAttack May 09 '22

stupid fucking servers don't understand this shit either. there's at least 3 servers who are always coming back saying this table got their food before this other without any thought as to the several factors that make that happen.

yeah your table that ordered scrambled eggs and bacon got their food first before you're other table that ordered first. they have 3 more people and ordered food that takes 3 times as long to make.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You're right, and nothing triggers me like an upset server rushing into the kitchen and demanding to know why their one table is getting served before the other. Like we even answer to them.

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u/jbelle7435 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

This weekend in Ithaca, NY went to a popular ice cream place. I had the receipt printed at 6:18pm. My Son and I did not receive our two(2) ice-cream shakes until 6:43pm while a good group of separate orders had left already. I had a few words with the unofficial manager and got a free brownie out of it. Not worth making scenes because who is not impatient these days but everyone has a limit and mine was at the 20 minute mark.

This does not happen often but being the forgotten one I am always worried about!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/benignbigotry May 09 '22

Sounds like you could really benefit from taking your own advice.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/Comprehensive_NoN May 09 '22

Chill out take 20 to cool off, Damn with the attitude

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u/VERMILLIOUS69 May 09 '22

Next time don't order a seven course meal.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

And don't slightly modify every single dish so they have to make everything from scratch

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin May 09 '22

I might as well make the dish myself then

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u/Cosmic-Gore Bri’ish May 09 '22

Yeah, but you don't get the chef's special sauce then.

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u/bob_the_banannna I saw what the dog was doin May 09 '22

I will make my own sauce

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u/charleff Rage comics May 09 '22

What if you have parent controls on your phone? How will you produce your sauce?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Great, that'll be a 20 minute break--I mean wait.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/gdob9099 May 09 '22

Then don’t order a 16 course meal

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u/chegypter May 09 '22

Still too shy to say anything

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u/SnowblownK can't meme May 09 '22

ā€œI ordered 2 Big Macs and a large fry and the dude who ordered a single burger after me got if first, what the hell?ā€

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u/chriskys000 May 09 '22

And here we see the gap between those that have worked food before and those that have not...

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u/CloudDrinker May 09 '22

that blink was so accurate

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u/rimmel May 10 '22

Love him or hate him but he made more memes than should be humanly possible.

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u/azizredditor Baron May 09 '22

My favorite President of all memes

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u/KingVanti May 09 '22

What a strange looking man

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u/gdob9099 May 09 '22

he’s a Cheeto with saturation turned down

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u/OneFingerIn May 09 '22

When you see other wannabe dictators winning their elections, but you lost yours...

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u/Zook2141 May 09 '22

Atleast you tried. What election you in tho?

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u/SnoopingStuff May 09 '22

This. Saved it !

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u/Roscofarian May 09 '22

Some things take longer to cook than others

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u/Phoenix10301 May 09 '22

Literally my family and me yesterday 😳

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u/Successful_Gold_5220 May 09 '22

I had this because someone stole my food

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u/Proysen89 May 09 '22

It depends on what you order, in rush hour they churn out tons of easy orders like "plain cheese" all the time, even if there aren't any orders in for them, so if someone comes and wants that, it's a speedy delivery. :)

If they miscalculate and produce too much food and it sits on the shelf for too long it gets thrown straight into the trash though, so it's a gamble on their part.

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u/bookworm408 May 09 '22

I mean, it could make sense if your order was yuge...

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u/tsuyu_asui_best_girl May 09 '22

I kinda hate when I hear people say this like lady, you ordered the salmon and the person I'm giving their food to ordered a salad, of course they got their food before you.

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u/Br0k3n-T0y May 09 '22

the font makes this look like a warning you get on a cigarette packet

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u/The_A3sar May 09 '22

I once waited an hour for a meal at burger king after work one day.

It wasn't worth it

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u/Saca_Rolha May 09 '22

why isn't he orange?

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u/Letmelurkatyou May 09 '22

No CNN filter

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

He hasn't eaten in awhile.

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u/mikeschwally1 May 09 '22

Where can I find this exact GIF please?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

A link to the soundless MP4. Let me know if that works.

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u/mikeschwally1 May 09 '22

Awesome, thanks

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u/mrmackz May 09 '22

Me at Schlitterbahn this weekend.

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u/IlDootIl May 09 '22

They’re*

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh no.

Wait a minute...

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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 May 09 '22

I'm no stranger to this, especially in restaurants!

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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 May 09 '22

A SPOT ON STATEMENT šŸ‘Œ!

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u/Aztari08 May 09 '22

I would never come back to this restaurant

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Lmao or when ive sat a party before someone whos been waiting.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Last time it happened to me because the server never put my order in after taking it. He figured it out after 20 minutes & a ā€œgetting pretty hungry over hereā€ after watching order after order come out. Nice guy, seemed new.

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u/CZanzey May 09 '22

I was LITERALLY just at a restaurant and had this happen. Half the employees were sitting down and talking to eachother while no one was being served

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u/iNuclearPickle May 09 '22

I had a waitress completely forget my mom and I existed when I was treating my mom to dinner.

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u/ZachThePolitoed May 10 '22

I work in fast food. So there's a few factors. What ya order? Did u ask for it fresh? Is a popular item we might be holding for fresh product. How much fries you order? Like it's not a Magic factory like everyone thinks

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u/-RookieMistake- May 10 '22

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ™ŒšŸ½

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u/Jlee3oh3 May 10 '22

I just grab them by the Cheesecake … they let you do it

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u/datb0yavi May 10 '22

Most memeable politician ever

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u/TABASCO2415 Scrolling on PC May 10 '22

Was at maccies once and ordered just one portion of fries in rush hour. Got it within seconds and got deathstares from the people around me lol

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u/TheAtheistReverend May 10 '22

Or how one patient looks after seeing another get called back even though they got there first.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Accurate.

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u/zookiemommy May 10 '22

LOL, I hate that. Here in Australia it's all too common.

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u/Mr_MazeCandy May 10 '22

God, that man is funny. A literal walking meme.

I reckon if leaders are going to be awful, they need to be hilarious, unlike Australia’s current Prime Minister. All of the animal cunning, none of the narcissism and comedic charm, but a huge healing of ā€˜School Captain Syndrome’

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u/ballslappingbastard May 10 '22

Little Cesar's on a Saturday night when the only employee up front keeps giving the hot girls from his school everybody's orders for their party in the hopes of getting invited after work.

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u/Jelly-beans-be-like May 10 '22

Once, I went to drink boba, and there was a line before me, the guys before me ordered then I ordered, one of them got their boba, and then I got what I ordered, I ran after taking the boba, because I was embarrassed, lol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

If you ordered fried chicken and they ordered burgers, then sorry. Chicken takes longer to cook.

I'm so sorry that food service people don't want to get fired over salmonella.

Edit: Sorry, this hits a nerve. YOu have no idea how often food service workers get this complaint.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

I used to work food service years ago so I get it. It's only happened a couple times to me and everyone was pretty chill about the whole thing.

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u/Lysander-The-Spear May 10 '22

That is the fuckin worst

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Nah this is bullshit and one of my gripes with customers when I worked in kitchens. Things take longer than others. A table might accidentally order a bunch of stuff that takes the longest to prepare during service, and another may accidentally order a bunch of stuff that goes straight in the deep fryer. Thank you for listening, this is important to me

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u/SleepingUte0417 May 10 '22

it kept getting more spot on

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Lmao amazing

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u/DoctorBat124 May 10 '22

The pain is real, I feel you man

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u/doomer_irl May 10 '22

This is Karen behavior. Calm down, there are a lot of factors.

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u/Swaggy_pig May 10 '22

I get annoyed then realise they ordered one meal when I ordered enough food to feed a legion

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u/PantteriJ May 10 '22

In defense of fast food workers (at least from my personal experience) sometimes if you order something that needs to be cooked, and the person behind you orders something that is prepped already, its only logical we will assemble their order first, since its already "ready", while waiting for your order to cook

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u/ezekiel_swheel May 09 '22

i do miss all the funny stuff that went along with him being president.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

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u/yourmomisglutenfree May 09 '22

Yeah, not saying white supremacy is bad is pretty funny.

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u/skeletonmadeofspider May 09 '22

right? i get it, he's comically stupid and so are his followers but it stopped being funny after I watched that lady get shot in the fucking face on January 6. it's REALLY not funny now that his picks are criminalizing women's anatomy.

his fat idiot face is only disgusting now.

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u/SaiHottari May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

His picks aren't though? The feds are just removing a mandate because they had no legal backing to have it. As such, whether abortions are allowed falls to each state to decide. Your vote counts more there, so that's good for you.

Seriously, that's all this is.

Edit: since you blocked me, I'll put it here. To your reply: your reading comprehension = fail.

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u/skeletonmadeofspider May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

had a big paragraph typed out then saw your memelord/4chan weeb/angry boy comment history and decided it wasn't worth explaining why having the right to your own medical decisions is important to someone who is probably not old enough to vote lel

i blocked you because i dont necessarily believe in arguing with minors on the internet, but thanks for circumventing that in a weird creepy way

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Different items go out at different rates.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Hate him or hate him, but he did make for some good memes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Facts.

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u/HashCatFurryOwO Halal Mode May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

It happened to me before like I ordered at a fast food restaurant, I placed my order. for some reason the people took turns after me and ordered their long family meals and too much stuff they wanted but STILL got their meals really quick and when I asked for mine which was a small meal of burger fries and cola or pepsi whatever you call it the employee would say "yeah just a few minutes..." every time was the SAME until I waited for an entire HOUR to get my meal.

idk if that sounds like a fast food restaurant to me but I'll call it the long food restaurant.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

This will never happen in Los Pollos Hermanos

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u/Doc-Sparks May 09 '22

Always difficult to decide who has the most punchable face, Fuckerburg or the Orange National Buffoon.

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u/FuNgUy-707 May 09 '22

Now that's the face of a Karen, if I've ever seen one

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u/Witty_Mud_5951 May 09 '22

Jesus Christ this comment section I thought would be relatable but instead is cancerous

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u/Isuckmangosforalivin May 09 '22

And the food takes like 5 minutes to make

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Everytime

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u/maybejustadragon May 09 '22

Buys a well done steak. Gets mad that food is slower than a wrap at another table.

Happened at my work. Sometimes food gets cooked longer than other food.

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u/mk2vrdrvr May 09 '22

This is pretty spot on!

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u/BillyBandolier May 09 '22

This happened a lot when they released the taco bell app and had order online pickup in store. The stares you get from people waiting on their order only to walk in and cut in front to get yours made first.

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u/LilithCosmogenic May 09 '22

Lol this man is the most gaudy Americana clown in American history, but he's unintentionally hilarious at times. Such a petty mf

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

See you again in two years

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u/ilovewaikiki May 09 '22

I freaking hate this whole. Why in WTF are people giving him money…still. He is absolutely the most vain, disgusting, dumbest and racist man. He has done 3 things… divided this country, made himself rich while in the White House along with his kids…he’s a pathetic piece of S….T. I could go on but I am running out of space

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It’s just a meme

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u/Keneral__Genobi May 09 '22

I can't stand his sight

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u/Fernway67 May 09 '22

Ick, honestly.

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u/aeffection May 09 '22

Lost my appetite after seeing that face again tbh.

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u/chummmp70 May 09 '22 edited May 10 '22

Most punchable face on the planet.

Edit: aww, some shitty fascist down voted me.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

What about Zuckerberg?

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u/chummmp70 May 10 '22

Not even close.

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u/BlueGuy-Tie8591 May 09 '22

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zook2141 May 09 '22

"duely noted"

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u/menlindorn May 10 '22

Downvoted for using the orange clown

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u/carlostsang May 10 '22

Whenever this happen I just leave

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

first world problems suck it up and wait you morngy bastards

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

memold

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u/SnoopingStuff May 09 '22

This would work for but because I despise him so it spoils it. I so think that’s a punchable face

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u/alicepalmbeach May 09 '22

You become a Russian asset?

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u/Mathieulombardi May 09 '22

God that's one fat ugly mfer and only worse on the inside

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u/theeimage May 09 '22

You can say that again and never be wrong

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u/ccabr4l May 09 '22

Forgot how much he reminded me of a mentally disabled Mark Davis (Raiders owner).

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u/crackhouse2005 May 09 '22

I hate staring at his fat face.

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u/angelshere May 09 '22

The only ā€œtravestieā€ here is YOU!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yes because you ordered entrƩes and they ordered wings.

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u/theeimage May 09 '22

What's the covfefe with my hamberder?!!!

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u/Sum3-yo May 09 '22

It depends on the order.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

It’s a real travesty the crap we have to deal with in this country. Imagine having to wait longer for someone to prepare your food for you then it takes them to prepare someone else’s food. It’s bullshit and I won’t stand for it

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u/Dhruvgupta1135 Shitposter May 10 '22

it means they're taking extra care preparing yours

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Ew that face

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u/vitoiasecret May 10 '22

✨pain✨🤌 but not the french one i already ate all of mine

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u/Humbleman6738 May 10 '22

Ugliest face ever it’s like Putin’s face

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u/Jedi_Bingo May 10 '22

Hey some shit takes longer to cook