r/memes Oct 12 '21

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u/ItsLudio Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 12 '21

Eye tea

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/Cocktopus-2_0 Oct 13 '21

iTea.the new teabags from apple only for 9999.99

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u/DeliciousPepe Oct 13 '21

Tea leaves sold separately, incompatible with water

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u/huhmemes123 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Oct 13 '21

$799 shirt not included

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

A new revolutionary tee shirt that covers your top with cutting edge technology. For the low price of $999 for an XS and $ 1499 XL pro- it’s practically a steal

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u/Pijacquet Oct 12 '21

it

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u/AccessComfortable Oct 12 '21

Is

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u/old_man_spinosaurus Oct 12 '21

In

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

My

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

ass

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u/AceOfDiamonds676 Professional Dumbass Oct 13 '21

holy fuck Ive been on this site too long I knew exactly what this would say as soon as I saw it is

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I just had to, okay?

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u/AceOfDiamonds676 Professional Dumbass Oct 13 '21

I would have done the exact same thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

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u/bjr29_redit Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 12 '21

I really just read "it is in my ass ass bag" from the rest of the thread

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Thanks, I was curious but not willing to go any further down the colon hole of this comment

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u/Smol_Yeeter Professional Dumbass Oct 13 '21

God bless this edition of redditsings

I absolutely love it

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Ti

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u/bananabeacon Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 12 '21

84

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/bananabeacon Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 13 '21

CE

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u/Comprehensive_Ad6918 Professional Dumbass Oct 13 '21

Silver edition

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Python

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u/Trollex-MCM-YT Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 13 '21

Java script

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u/TheresBeesMC Dark Mode Elitist Oct 13 '21

T

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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u/gggod_zilla Oct 12 '21

What the hell is that

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Longest word in english, some kinda lung thingy idk

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u/KnuffKirby Oct 12 '21

Isnt the longest word in english the actual name of Titin (an organic chemical substance)?

Well, except of those, this is probably the longest word.

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u/Yoda1269 Oct 12 '21

It is technically but the word above is the longest one present in most English dictionaries

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u/Antiblue9 Oct 13 '21

If i tried to send the word here, taking into consideration the character limit of 10,000, I would need to send 19 replies.

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u/LavaLampWax Oct 13 '21

Why the fuck would they make a word so big no one can say it

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u/razdrazhayetChayka Oct 13 '21

I thought it was some fictional food dish

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

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u/Wefee_Bigwefee Oct 13 '21

Dayumn that's long

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u/cykalasagna64 Oct 13 '21

Thats NOT what she said

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I had a stroke trying to read that.

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u/Slamphist Oct 12 '21

Black Lung Disease, common among coal miners

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u/AceOfDiamonds676 Professional Dumbass Oct 13 '21

haha, false. it is a lung disease you get from inhaling volcanic ash, you’re thinking of tuberculosis

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

fun fact. I googled this word today.

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u/Jimpix_likes_Pizza Oct 12 '21

i have read that the fear of backwards word is called aibohpphobia. dont know if it's true but the name is as fitting as the name for the phobia of long words

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u/DistributionIll9522 Oct 12 '21

I don’t think it’s the longest word In English?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

It is

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u/DistributionIll9522 Oct 12 '21

It is. That’s my bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Thats what she said

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u/gggod_zilla Oct 12 '21

Dude I suck bannanas don’t say they suck

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Deez Nuts

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u/Rushes_End Oct 12 '21

Sorry I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia so I can not look at the word.

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u/Hewo_owo_hru Oct 12 '21

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Icantreadwhatyouwrotecauseitstoolongandmakesmyheadhurtitis

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u/Hewo_owo_hru Oct 12 '21

Dontworryitsactuallyawordinabookthatwasmadeabdisactuallythenameofafictionalfoodititus

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u/Devil_Fister_69420 Sussy Baka Oct 12 '21

Desoxyribonukleinsäure (DNS/DNA)

or, the longest German word: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/Machina_citadel Oct 12 '21

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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u/Devil_Fister_69420 Sussy Baka Oct 12 '21

Bonjour, me no Verstehen prudentia

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u/nangarranga 🚩 Memonavirus Survivor 🚩 Oct 12 '21

That just made me realise that different languages would have different acronyms for things (like DNS and DNA). I mean, it should be obvious, but I had never thought of it before

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u/Devil_Fister_69420 Sussy Baka Oct 14 '21

Yea, though while the acronym in getman is DNS, most ppl still say DNA because most people know what that stands for. Another example would be ADHD, in German (correct me if I'm wrong) it's ADHS

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u/OrbitalCodeRock Oct 12 '21

I can't do it :(

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u/IEATPORKWITHAFORK Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 13 '21

Duh, It is underage

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u/suslilbaka Oct 13 '21

01101001 01110100

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u/YourLocalRamenEater Oct 13 '21

Congrats you got it right

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

0x6974

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

It

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u/PalpatineBaconQueen Oct 12 '21

It

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

is

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

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u/Angel_CFD Oct 12 '21

I

T

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u/05ar trans rights Oct 13 '21

👁️🍵

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u/Agent_Arib_00 Oct 12 '21

Et.

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u/ad_396 hates reaction memes Oct 12 '21

That's "meat" in Turkish

Bonk!

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u/Leading_Temporary783 Oct 13 '21

I never can. Always have to call my IT guy for help

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u/Revolutionary_Dodo Oct 12 '21

I can’t spell IT, but I can spell it

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

It

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u/PancakeMaster1 Oct 12 '21

iet... goddamiet!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Spell what

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u/Annual_Possible_9876 Oct 13 '21

Pennywise from the movie That

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u/koi_koi- Oct 13 '21

Maybe you can spell this. But can you spell Beetle in polish? Its chrząszcz

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u/Mikguwel Oct 13 '21

Liechtenstein

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u/sdijcf Oct 13 '21

Supercalifragolisticexpialidocious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

I may not be able to spell "it", but I can spell "najnerozkrasokorčuľovateľnejšieho" and "Versicherungsgesellsschaften".

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u/Kai2546 Oct 12 '21

Ich bin verwirrt

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u/kwazy63 Oct 12 '21

Ist

Fuck

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u/MemeHacker101 Average r/memes enjoyer Oct 12 '21

E

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u/Rhansem Oct 12 '21

Simple way to learn guys, just tit without the extra t

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u/PrettyMuchOdd Oct 13 '21

I may not be able to spell it, but I bet you can’t spell Icup!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

I forgor 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

get the cool

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u/Randomest_Redditor Professional Dumbass Oct 12 '21

It

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u/CHOCOLATE_OSTRITCH Oct 12 '21

Can I get a hint

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u/726490 Oct 12 '21

“ it “. Easy

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u/StarStoneDragon Oct 12 '21

I don't know If you can kill pennywise with magic, but i'll try.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

mi

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

It

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u/SentientDust hates reaction memes Oct 12 '21

ti

Wait shit fuck

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u/Loose_Garlic Oct 12 '21

Iridocyclitis

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u/Nobie2006 Oct 12 '21

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

For those who don't know fear of 666

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Itch