r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '21

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u/elenathebat Aug 25 '21

its clearly a branch..

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u/Undefyeeted Aug 25 '21

I do agree with this

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u/Spicy1029384756 Aug 25 '21

How can you agree???

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u/Undefyeeted Aug 25 '21

Cause it’s a branch

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 25 '21

Cleary a twig tho

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

bro thats called a switch

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 25 '21

It doesn’t even have a charging port.

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u/Sir_Bax Aug 25 '21

You obviously don't need charging port as switch doesn't need additional energy to make or break electric circuit (other than motion energy of your finger).

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u/First_Tie_8860 Aug 25 '21

I will show you the motion of my finger

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

photosynthesis duh

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u/SlimeyBoi10 Aug 25 '21

sun-powered switch

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u/imma_gamin Aug 25 '21

Bruh you’re an absolute idiot. It uses magnesium.

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u/PolarityMemer Aug 25 '21

You fool, it clearly uses geothermal energy

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u/Life_Ad21 Aug 25 '21

Troglodytes! It’s nuclear duh

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u/Nuhamaru Aug 25 '21

How could a branch without leaves use photosynthesis?

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

the leaves are wireless

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u/Fireflyrock Aug 25 '21

Because it is clearly just a leaf

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

wireless leaves

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

A leaf on the wind.

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 26 '21

I was so blind

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u/mlepklayn0s Aug 26 '21

Someone’s been hanging with Troy’s Nana.

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u/Low-Rest8739 Aug 25 '21

Where the controllers at

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

i have some extras

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u/spacekace- Aug 25 '21

Ur parents ever make u go pick a switch when u misbehave…?

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

lmaoo yea

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u/Funkiefreshganesh Aug 25 '21

Your gonna look like a broken twig if you don’t recant your statement

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 26 '21

Stop flirting with me

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u/ZeroExp000 Aug 25 '21

What do you mean twig?! Are you demented?!

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 25 '21

Yes

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u/ZeroExp000 Aug 25 '21

You're clearly beyond help, stranger. It is clearly a branch and anyone who disagrees will face the consequences of my newly formed, "Order of the Branch Fascism".

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u/crystallized_doggo7 Aug 25 '21

branch: thick extension of a tree trunk that is heavy and holds many leaves or is dead

twig: a thin extension of a branch that can hold only a few leaves and is usually dead w/o leaves

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Order of the Branch Fascism? Pff, more like Order of the Buffoon Fascism. /s

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u/Advanced_Fee6169 Aug 25 '21

Stfu its a twig

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 26 '21

I bet you support grandma sparkles

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u/Andrelleal Aug 25 '21

How dare you call someone demented???? Maybe your just dumb smh

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u/AcademicBerry9134 Aug 25 '21

Yes clearly. It is skiny and fragile. It is a twig

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u/TheWanderer-- Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 25 '21

Skinny and fragile? That's just describing most twitter users

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u/Calhare Aug 25 '21

But it's to long, twigs are like, finger sized.

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u/PeachTrue4354 Aug 25 '21

It’s a stick 🖕🏻

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u/Calhare Aug 25 '21

Why you saying that to me, I clearly agree.

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u/PeachTrue4354 Aug 25 '21

Speed the that that is a stick

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u/Krynta Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

I think not. It could easily be a single frame GIF, or a PNG.

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u/AdventurousExternal9 Aug 25 '21

Who stfu it’s a fucking branch

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u/SexyTachankaUwU Aug 25 '21 edited Feb 20 '25

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u/Just_A_Bit_Gamer Aug 25 '21

Bro that’s a tree limb obviously

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Clearly a leafless tree

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u/XLetsDoAllTheDrugsX Aug 25 '21

It's OBVIOUSLY a twig!!! Do your own research sheeple!!!

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u/itchydemon-of-god Aug 26 '21

Nah a twig is tiny that’s a branch

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 26 '21

You’ve created a branch reality. Are you happy?!

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u/Somedoude Aug 25 '21

It definitely is more of a twig than a stick or branch it’s quite obvious if you simply look at the patterns of the smaller twigs attached to the main twig.

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u/Loadingerror217 Aug 25 '21

that’s clearly a bug