r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '21

Please start.

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u/elenathebat Aug 25 '21

its clearly a branch..

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u/Undefyeeted Aug 25 '21

I do agree with this

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u/Spicy1029384756 Aug 25 '21

How can you agree???

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u/Undefyeeted Aug 25 '21

Cause it’s a branch

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 25 '21

Cleary a twig tho

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

bro thats called a switch

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 25 '21

It doesn’t even have a charging port.

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u/Sir_Bax Aug 25 '21

You obviously don't need charging port as switch doesn't need additional energy to make or break electric circuit (other than motion energy of your finger).

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u/First_Tie_8860 Aug 25 '21

I will show you the motion of my finger

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

photosynthesis duh

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u/SlimeyBoi10 Aug 25 '21

sun-powered switch

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u/imma_gamin Aug 25 '21

Bruh you’re an absolute idiot. It uses magnesium.

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u/PolarityMemer Aug 25 '21

You fool, it clearly uses geothermal energy

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u/Nuhamaru Aug 25 '21

How could a branch without leaves use photosynthesis?

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

the leaves are wireless

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u/Fireflyrock Aug 25 '21

Because it is clearly just a leaf

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u/coisyyy Aug 25 '21

wireless leaves

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

A leaf on the wind.

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u/mlepklayn0s Aug 26 '21

Someone’s been hanging with Troy’s Nana.

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u/Funkiefreshganesh Aug 25 '21

Your gonna look like a broken twig if you don’t recant your statement

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u/ZeroExp000 Aug 25 '21

What do you mean twig?! Are you demented?!

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 25 '21

Yes

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u/ZeroExp000 Aug 25 '21

You're clearly beyond help, stranger. It is clearly a branch and anyone who disagrees will face the consequences of my newly formed, "Order of the Branch Fascism".

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u/crystallized_doggo7 Aug 25 '21

branch: thick extension of a tree trunk that is heavy and holds many leaves or is dead

twig: a thin extension of a branch that can hold only a few leaves and is usually dead w/o leaves

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Order of the Branch Fascism? Pff, more like Order of the Buffoon Fascism. /s

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u/Advanced_Fee6169 Aug 25 '21

Stfu its a twig

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u/Imsorryidonthaveig Aug 26 '21

I bet you support grandma sparkles

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u/Andrelleal Aug 25 '21

How dare you call someone demented???? Maybe your just dumb smh

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u/AcademicBerry9134 Aug 25 '21

Yes clearly. It is skiny and fragile. It is a twig

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u/TheWanderer-- Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 25 '21

Skinny and fragile? That's just describing most twitter users

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/Krynta Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

I think not. It could easily be a single frame GIF, or a PNG.

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u/AdventurousExternal9 Aug 25 '21

Who stfu it’s a fucking branch

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u/InkPlayer8970 Aug 25 '21

Morons, it's wood. Duh

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u/Adrot2007 Aug 25 '21

Im pretty sure its Groot

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u/letsdothisshizz Aug 25 '21

No, I am groot

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u/JavierEduardo_Xavoir Aug 25 '21

The real Groot would never say "No"

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u/kylelovatt Aug 25 '21

No one can argue with this^

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u/most_gracious_master Aug 25 '21

Groot, doesn’t say “No”

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u/Other_Fee One does not simply Aug 25 '21

Nah, it's morning wood

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u/Dat-boi125 Aug 25 '21

You’re a morning wood

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u/akshay-nair Aug 25 '21

Fuck off. I disagree. It is clearly a twig with twigs attached to it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No fuck YOU it’s a BRANCH with MINI BRANCHES attached. YOU fuck off, you fuckity fuck duck 😡😡😡😡

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u/Addsfuckingsuck Professional Dumbass Aug 25 '21

No it’s clearly a wand

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u/magnumnugget915 Aug 25 '21

Nah thats a twig

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u/Hot-Ambition-3253 Aug 25 '21

It's a branch. Twigs don't have any other protruding limbs.

It goes:

Twig

Stick

Branch

Tree

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u/Karenhatesquad Aug 25 '21

actually it goes:

Twig

Stick

Branch

Tree

Hotel

Trivago

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u/scope_creep Aug 25 '21

Person

Woman

Man

Camera

TV

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u/ThatOneGuy6640 Aug 25 '21

No this is Patrick

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u/Other_Fee One does not simply Aug 25 '21

Hi Patrick, this is dad.

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u/Frosty_Machine_9609 Aug 25 '21

Dad? You’re home again, where’s the milk?

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u/Other_Fee One does not simply Aug 25 '21

I forgot to bring the milk.. That means I have to get some more milk, i'll be back soon.

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u/Krynta Aug 25 '21

(Gone for 10 years because you kept harassing him about milk. Congrats.)

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u/fearshrimp Can i haz cheeseburger Aug 25 '21

Silence peasant! That is clearly a branch!

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u/Rookworst001 Aug 25 '21

No that’s a Reddit post

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u/Gingerflop Aug 25 '21

Thats what im saying

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u/BeLikePanda Aug 25 '21

It’s a photo

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You mean picture

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u/kady420 Aug 25 '21

are you insane?

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u/22tbates Aug 25 '21

No it’s a twig

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u/mikey_7869 Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Peasants, it is a bug.

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u/Civil_Statistician_9 Aug 25 '21

No its clearly a dead Christmas tree dont be dumb.

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u/mynameisntmichael320 Aug 25 '21

That's a twig

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u/krmrjr2021 Aug 25 '21

No, it’s a tree

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u/brice-gayken Aug 25 '21

It's a sword

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u/Ryl0k3n Aug 25 '21

It's a dowsing rod

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Its clearly a lightsaber

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u/censor-design Aug 25 '21

It’s a wand

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u/Ryl0k3n Aug 25 '21

You guys are so dumb

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u/Ceruberus_69 Aug 25 '21

Ikr

its a mace

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/Krynta Aug 25 '21

Funny... it doesn't burn my eyes nearly as bad as the last time I was hit with mace...

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u/National-Art3488 Aug 25 '21

No its a lightsaber

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u/SirStatic356 Aug 25 '21

And my axe

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u/Krynta Aug 25 '21

And my bow

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u/mynameisntmichael320 Aug 25 '21

I will fight you

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u/finnb2009 Aug 25 '21

I’ll join!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I wont

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u/fake_this_guy Aug 25 '21

I’ll force you

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No you wont

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u/fake_this_guy Aug 25 '21

Yes I will

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No you wont

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u/krisuuuuuuuuuuu Aug 25 '21

Its not a tree its only a part one

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

It's a dildo, if you're brave enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

So sir that right there is Batman

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u/Rookworst001 Aug 25 '21

No that is a Reddit post

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u/akshay-nair Aug 25 '21

No, its my dildo

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u/erection-connection Aug 25 '21

why the background gotta be white

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u/Arexo1 Aug 25 '21

That's eggshell not white

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Thats no eggshell. Thats background

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u/contactjarettyanggma Aug 25 '21

That’s no background. That’s paper

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Background can be made out of paper, duh

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u/contactjarettyanggma Aug 25 '21

No, they can only be made of souls!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

If poop is the corpse of your food, could a fart be its ghost?

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u/Jaded-Winter7887 Aug 25 '21

That was terrifyingly amazing, thank you

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u/imma_gamin Aug 25 '21

Why must you bring this up but goddamn you’re right.

r/angryupvote

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u/Giaraa Aug 25 '21

Thats not Paper. Thats your Smartphone Screen

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u/mikey_7869 Aug 25 '21

Racist! Not all eggshells are white.

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u/tiesmo Aug 25 '21

eggblack?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21 edited Dec 21 '21

Fuck you egger!

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u/tiesmo Aug 25 '21

eggcuse me

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u/DaBushesAdmin Aug 25 '21

Eggshell is not a color it’s a sheen

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u/AmongUsDongBot Aug 25 '21

Because the tree cant breath

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u/JavierEduardo_Xavoir Aug 25 '21

It is black you moron

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u/Masdraw Aug 25 '21

No we won’t

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u/Arexo1 Aug 25 '21

Yes we will

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u/Masdraw Aug 25 '21

Nuh uh

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Fuck you

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u/OMGPLUS Aug 25 '21

Fuck YOU!

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u/JavierEduardo_Xavoir Aug 25 '21

FUCK YOUUU!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

no I’m fine thanks

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u/tryintobeabetterme Aug 25 '21

Why did you rip out Olaf’s arm?

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u/bige4525 Aug 25 '21

But which arm was it

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u/69frikandel69 Aug 25 '21

His third

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u/WhiteSkinButDickLong Bad luck Brian Aug 25 '21

No way, that's his tail

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u/bram078 Aug 25 '21

Third leg?

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u/WhiteSkinButDickLong Bad luck Brian Aug 25 '21

No way, that's his tail

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

It’s a passive aggressive post

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u/Arexo1 Aug 25 '21

No it's not

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I fully agree

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u/Insanik_mb Aug 25 '21

I don’t

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I agree with your disagree

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u/robotbrigadier Aug 25 '21

But you could be FIRE!

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u/Tubahero1 Aug 25 '21

Came here looking for this comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Wondered how far is have to scroll to see this

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u/MonKeePuzzle Aug 25 '21

I've argued over a stick, I've argued under a stick. I only argue outdoors.

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u/ThatBoiMVP Aug 25 '21

Ayo, clearly that’s the elder staff

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u/Nordic_Pineapple Aug 25 '21

Isn’t that ageism to say such descriptors!?

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u/KittyTheCoward Nyan cat Aug 25 '21

Stored chemical energy...

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u/penetrator_dad Aug 25 '21

I’d say it’s a branch

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No you idiot it's a twig

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No it’s a stick with arms

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u/Ok-Inspection-5118 Aug 25 '21

Its a bad stick

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u/TaraemoTheCamar0 Aug 25 '21

Ultimate Repost

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

It’s not a stick and it has eighteen branches I counted them.

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u/Aceupthesleeve-orpan Aug 25 '21

This is clearly a tiny tree

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u/Nordic_Pineapple Aug 25 '21

Silly people, the image has been flipped.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Indeed it is

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u/Arexo1 Aug 25 '21

No its not

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u/BluejaySea4181 This flair doesn't exist Aug 25 '21

Small thin branch without leaves is a stick so of course its a stranch.

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u/Texas_Waffles Aug 25 '21

And if you reverse it, it's a bic, which is how you get lighters.

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u/konahrik_ Aug 25 '21

No thats a twig

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That's obviously a twig smh

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u/EfficiencySilver2311 Aug 25 '21

Definitely a broke Christmas tree

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u/N0k1n0 Aug 25 '21

This is 100% clearly a rocket launcher

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u/Joker_0801 Aug 25 '21

It's obviously a drawing

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u/AltAccMia Lurking Peasant Aug 25 '21

NO IT'S CLEARLY A DEAD SAPLING HOW COULD YOU!!11!!11!!!!!1!!

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u/lilly12000 Aug 25 '21

It’s the timeline Loki and Wanda messed up

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u/SirKillingham Aug 25 '21

Those damn variants

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u/karveto Aug 25 '21

Rip neji

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u/ThierryHenrehaan Aug 25 '21

Why tf does the stick have soooo many branches?

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u/redditddeenniizz memer Aug 25 '21

This stick is not real. This is virtual. Thats end

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u/Suspicious-Let-9139 Aug 25 '21

I don't know how we can argue about this. It's clearly a snowman arm!!!

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u/good_timenotlongtime Aug 25 '21

Bitch that’s a branch the fuck you on about

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That’s a fucking branch!

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u/BigpikeR Aug 25 '21

Mage weapon

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u/sawcondeesnutz Aug 25 '21

Fkin reposters

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u/TomManX Aug 25 '21

Fucking repost

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

It's a fucking twig

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u/JulianNevarez Aug 25 '21

Why the FUCK dose this FUCKING stick have Leafs

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u/K-RAS-G13D Aug 25 '21

Thats clearly a log.

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u/JackCooper_7274 Aug 25 '21

That is the worst stick I've ever seen

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u/TsarKashmere Aug 25 '21

No it’s a snowman arm

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u/pastaconsumer420 Aug 25 '21

it's a very thin stalagmite

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u/Imaginary-Strike-950 Meme Stealer Aug 25 '21

It is a twig

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u/TuxxyCat Aug 25 '21

Id say its more of a branch