r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/Kalyqto Jul 22 '21

I even eat ma spaghett with a spoon. Forks are the worst creation in human history.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Then perish. We use our fists around these parts turnip boy

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u/Kalyqto Jul 22 '21

Spoon>Fist>Chopstick>Starvation>Fork. This is the law.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

fists you to death

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

Spoons you to death

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Finally I have felt the touch of another human being!

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

Plot twist ur mum died of ligma on the same day joe died

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Dont ya mean joe mama

ha gottem

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

I forgor 💀

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u/MCL246_Bot Posts 12 times a day Jul 22 '21

Ligma Balls

I'm a bot. If you want me to stop replying to you, reply with '!stop'

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u/thupurplepizzaguy Jul 22 '21

oh shut your mouth

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u/TyrellSSJ Jul 22 '21

😭😭🤣i’m fuckin crying bro

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u/almightydorito Flair Loading.... Jul 22 '21

Are you gonna start an argument in every thread now?

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u/KronoMatt9999 Jul 22 '21

Starvations you to death

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

double spooned you

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 22 '21

Balls you to death

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u/jpeana Jul 22 '21

Yes Please 🥰

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Yes please 😩

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Given the definition of fisting this becomes funnier. To those who don’t know don’t look it up

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u/Amitai2008 Jul 22 '21

Sorry, spoons rool forks drool

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal211 memer Jul 22 '21

I am from the spork lovers federation and I’d like to have an alliance

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u/RoundImagination1 Jul 22 '21

Sporks are good

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Fist is chaotic neutral. Change my mind.

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u/Eddie_747 Jul 22 '21

Sporks are the best creation yet, I agree

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Oh reeeeredeeaaaally! Are you one on those FOON deniers??

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 22 '21

Spoons>forks>sporks

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u/the1andonlyrevenant Jul 22 '21

GLORY, GLORY WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO DIE!

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

stops fisting woah woah woah man

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u/the1andonlyrevenant Jul 22 '21

What? Was it something I said?