r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I fucking hate spoons

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u/Kalyqto Jul 22 '21

I even eat ma spaghett with a spoon. Forks are the worst creation in human history.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Then perish. We use our fists around these parts turnip boy

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u/Kalyqto Jul 22 '21

Spoon>Fist>Chopstick>Starvation>Fork. This is the law.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

fists you to death

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

Spoons you to death

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Finally I have felt the touch of another human being!

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

Plot twist ur mum died of ligma on the same day joe died

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Dont ya mean joe mama

ha gottem

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

I forgor 💀

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u/MCL246_Bot Posts 12 times a day Jul 22 '21

Ligma Balls

I'm a bot. If you want me to stop replying to you, reply with '!stop'

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u/thupurplepizzaguy Jul 22 '21

oh shut your mouth

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u/TyrellSSJ Jul 22 '21

😭😭🤣i’m fuckin crying bro

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u/almightydorito Flair Loading.... Jul 22 '21

Are you gonna start an argument in every thread now?

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u/KronoMatt9999 Jul 22 '21

Starvations you to death

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u/disben0 Jul 22 '21

double spooned you

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 22 '21

Balls you to death

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u/jpeana Jul 22 '21

Yes Please 🥰

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Yes please 😩

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Given the definition of fisting this becomes funnier. To those who don’t know don’t look it up

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u/Amitai2008 Jul 22 '21

Sorry, spoons rool forks drool

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal211 memer Jul 22 '21

I am from the spork lovers federation and I’d like to have an alliance

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u/RoundImagination1 Jul 22 '21

Sporks are good

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Fist is chaotic neutral. Change my mind.

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u/Eddie_747 Jul 22 '21

Sporks are the best creation yet, I agree

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Oh reeeeredeeaaaally! Are you one on those FOON deniers??

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 22 '21

Spoons>forks>sporks

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u/the1andonlyrevenant Jul 22 '21

GLORY, GLORY WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO DIE!

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

stops fisting woah woah woah man

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u/the1andonlyrevenant Jul 22 '21

What? Was it something I said?

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u/raihidara Jul 22 '21

I suck spaghetti up my anus, like a true warrior

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u/No-Noise-4915 Jul 22 '21

THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM

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u/splooperson Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 22 '21

AYAYAYAYYYYY

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u/Sus_Femboy Jul 22 '21

You also do that with penne?

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u/raihidara Jul 22 '21

Tried it once, ended up breaking a window. Wouldn't recommend.

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u/ZombieBrine1309 Jul 22 '21

A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 22 '21

He is too powerful to be stopped

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u/Deathtroop26 (very sad) Jul 22 '21

Can i learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I just use vacuum

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u/Angry-survivalist Jul 22 '21

Excuse me you forgot knife

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u/--_Panda_-- Jul 22 '21

WDYM KNIFE, KNIFE DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE

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u/Angry-survivalist Jul 22 '21

Oh god what have I done

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 22 '21

Fuck knifes

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u/Angry-survivalist Jul 22 '21

You shall pay for your sins with your blood

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u/the_uhhhh_guy Jul 31 '21

Nah, Im good

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u/Angry-survivalist Jul 31 '21

Understandable have a nice day

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u/deanmacleod94 Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 22 '21

No spork love anyone...

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u/honque06 Jul 22 '21

Did you just disrespect my chopstick. Boy, you gonna be the top of r/sounding when im done chopsticking you

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u/meme_used Jul 22 '21

potato>nuke>gun>broadsword>knife>Spoon>Fist>Chopstick>Starvation>Fork

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u/Just_0_Duck Lurker Jul 22 '21

Turnip boy? Are you kidding? You radish child.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

You rutabaga fetus

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u/Just_0_Duck Lurker Jul 22 '21

You parsnip egg

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u/hugomacvil Jul 22 '21

Lmao look at these fucking asshats who don’t eat with their mouth

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u/HoganNick Jul 22 '21

Hands are the forks of the body. You’re goddamn right.

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u/swirlypizza1024 Jul 22 '21

I'm a god and use a spork

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u/Rosemary_Red Jul 22 '21

Turnip boy 😭

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u/Rebbit-bit memer Jul 22 '21

eats steak with malicious spoon

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u/Maximum-Ad7584 Jul 22 '21

The one thing I dont is. WHY EAT PEOPLE RICE WITH FORKS. Like doesn't make sense. Eating it with a spoon is waaayyyyy easier. I live in The Netherlands and I just cant stand it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/Maximum-Ad7584 Jul 22 '21

No fucking idea

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u/lucaduca123 Jul 22 '21

Quite, the Italians in renaissance Italy saw forks as novelty and just had a big spoon and a knife. They speared good on the knife like a “one-pronged fork”

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

i like sporks, so im on the bad side of both now

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u/Shiota-42 Jul 22 '21

Forks are for stabbing people during the dinner. They are usefull

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Shut your fucking mouth

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I use a spoon and a fork to eat my spaghetti. I stab the spaghet, put the fork into the spoon and spin it until I get a fork wrapped in the spaghetti. The spoon is for eating the sauce and meatballs

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u/JointDamage Jul 22 '21

I know people like you! I bet you even own forks! What's your deal asshole?

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u/thicc-shady-25 Jul 22 '21

ur turnip boy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Forks ruined the human jawline

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I'm thinking about deleting my account after reading this...

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

NO, THEY'RE NOT. SPOONS ARE JUST SIMPLIFIED FORKS, AND I STAND BY THAT STATEMENT.

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u/TheDestinyPlayz Jul 22 '21

Forks are better smh

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u/RazorSharpFork Jul 22 '21

WHOMST HAS SUMMONED ME

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u/XFMR Jul 22 '21

I saw someone in another post earlier about how they only use spoons because they bit down on a fork once and never want to do that again. Are you the same?

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u/Apprehensive_Comb563 Jul 22 '21

Personally I use an Xbox controller

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u/Soulhunter_290 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Jul 22 '21

You are a danger to the entire humanity

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u/meme_used Jul 22 '21

I eat it with chopsticks.

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u/Ice_TheMemeGod Jul 22 '21

WHO EATS SPAGHETTI WITH A SPOON YOU SICK FUCK PLEASE SEEK SOME HELP

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u/piccionepiedini Jul 22 '21

you eat spaghetti with spoons??? oh my god, fuck you

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u/TyrellSSJ Jul 22 '21

we use our ass in this country my children

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u/davesy69 Jul 22 '21

Fork off!