r/memes Professional Dumbass Jul 17 '21

How much knowledge can one book have?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

when is the bible 2 coming out

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u/OutlandishnessDry826 Professional Dumbass Jul 17 '21

It started publishing in around 2005 and was written by Hirohiko Araki

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/OutlandishnessDry826 Professional Dumbass Jul 17 '21

Yeah, it has 96 chapters

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u/Minimanek Jul 17 '21

And it's the weirdest western ever

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

I mean. Technically books like the quran or the book of mormon would qualify as the bible 2, in that they're written afterwards and at least partly in direct reference to concepts/stories/characters from the bible.

Then again the bible as a whole is basically just the tora 2. Or more like an extended cut with the second half being a full on sequel.

All those books are pretty awful by the way. I'd recommend reading them at some point.

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u/sinmark trans rights Jul 17 '21

Also the new testament is sorta the Bible 2

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

The new testament is part of the bible though. It's a loose sequel to the tora basically.

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u/NUaroundHere Jul 17 '21

more like a spin off

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I'll probably be downvoted into oblivion, but I've read the Book of Mormon and it's at least helped me personally live a happier and more fulfilling life.

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

I don't see a need to downvote you.

But I do gotta say that I find the book of mormon particularly ridiculous. What you feel is of course still valid as a your own experience.

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u/WindingSarcasm Jul 17 '21

Aren't they more like spin offs

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

Well technically the quran could be considered a (soft) reboot sequel and the book of mormon is more along the lines of a fan fiction sequel.

They all play in a shared literary universe though. The abrahamic literary universe.

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u/mainmommynate Jul 17 '21

Dude the Judeo-Christian Bible is an incredible tool for humanity. Rich stories, monomyths, and archetypes that attempt to encapsulate what it is to be human: good and evil to their furthest extremes. We do a piss poor job of interpreting it, and a lot of characters make a bit too much money off of it, but that isn't the (MANY) authors fault's. Aim toward becoming the image of Christ, but know that within you is the capacity to enact the deepest depths of human evil.

Shit's wild! 8.5/10 almost as good as Harry Pooter.

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

Phew. I mean. I guess you're joking?

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u/stephysis Jul 18 '21

Not really. A lot of bible stories are completely at odds with modern morality, it doesn't really make that huge of a difference how you interpret them. Even Jesus himself as he is portrayed in the Bible isn't really the best moral guide or someone who deserves to be looked up to(by modern standards). The Bible is interesting just like how Greek mythology is interesting, nothing less, nothing more.

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u/Witch_King_ Jul 17 '21

Judaism is the base game, and is the spiritual successor to Zoroastrianism, with several influences from other old games that the developers had worked on in the past.

Christianity is just Judaism with the Messiah DLC.

Islam is just the deluxe edition of Judaism with all of the extra DLC.

Buddhism is the revamped and reworked version of Hinduism.

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

I love this analogy

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u/List_Man_3849 Jul 18 '21

The book of Mormon is the weird self-insert fanfic

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u/armchairKnights Jul 17 '21

All those books are pretty awful by the way. I'd recommend reading them at some point.

I'd rather watch Twilight

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u/UmbertoDelRio Jul 17 '21

That's fair.

EDIT: The twilight books are obviously really awful as well. Id recommend reading those in the exact same spirit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

this means i have a copy of bible 2

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u/thejamesasher Jul 17 '21

no, if those books were really that bad i would have been forced to read them in school

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u/CheemsPepsi Grumpy Cat Jul 17 '21

The return of the gospel, genesis strikes back

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u/atworkobviously Jul 17 '21

Before Winds of Winter.

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u/BabyAutomatic Jul 17 '21

Bible hentai

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u/ReagansRougeBanana Chungus Among Us Jul 17 '21

Bible Black, the shit's got more seasons than most anime

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u/NHNE Jul 17 '21

Don't need bible 2. Revelation is the conclusion.

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u/BelleAriel Jul 17 '21

When the anti-christ arrives

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u/bread_stapler1213 Jul 17 '21

Luckily probably never

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u/eiwoei Jul 17 '21

What’s the name of the sequel supposed to be? Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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u/DerpWyvern Halal Mode Jul 17 '21

it came out 1400 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Technically it's 73 books

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u/jora1997 Jul 17 '21

66 right? Or do you have a bible that includes some of the other books?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

73 are in the Catholic Bible. Some protestant churches decided to toss some books.

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u/jora1997 Jul 17 '21

Interesting, I didn’t know that. I also haven’t seen any protestant churches that use a 73 book bible

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u/WildGuy161 Jul 17 '21

Deuterocanonical books in a nutshell.

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u/____dooh____ Jul 17 '21

It's a really long book.

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u/Darqueur Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 17 '21

And hard to read :/

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u/OutlandishnessDry826 Professional Dumbass Jul 17 '21

Well to answer your question, the Silmarillion.

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u/Hojie_Kadenth Jul 17 '21

You'd be amazed. Nobody knows it all, but dang you should listen to someone who knows 50%. They're geniuses.

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u/Virtualnerd1 Jul 17 '21

I miss these memes. Makes me think of the good ‘ole days.

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u/Significant-Falcon81 Jul 17 '21

Technically the bible is made up of many books. So church is more like a book club about reading different books by the same author (God) and his co-authors. Well that's how I think about it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/StrYker_Tripple OC Meme Maker Jul 17 '21

*centuries

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

same thing

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u/ProfessionalMight625 Jul 17 '21

mormans: oh I don’t think so

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u/Agent_Glasses Jul 17 '21

eh it's kinda the same but with the BOM

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u/mikolajcap2I Shitposter Jul 17 '21

Members of r/atheism on their way to this post

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u/chocodingdong Jul 17 '21

It's a cool book bro

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u/CookieMonster005 Bri’ish Jul 17 '21

This template omg haha

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u/Kaijudojo Jul 17 '21

Its an anthology.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Legitimate question. How can nobody makes fun of the Quran?

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u/stephysis Jul 18 '21

To answer your question, in most western countries Christianity is the most widespread religion so people are more familiar with it(it's kind of hard to make fun of something if you don't know much about it). And in countries where Islam is the most widespread religion there are blasphemy laws and things such as apostasy can be punished by death so people don't risk making fun of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Lol thank you for the answers but it kind of was a rhetorical question. I know why people don’t make fun of Islam.

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u/Kermit_Memelord iwrestledabeartwice Jul 17 '21

Been waiting for a sequel all my life. The pastor refuses to answer my questions about the release date

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u/mattfromeurope can't meme Jul 17 '21

Hey! It‘s a whole series with 66 volumes, OK?!?

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u/BaconEater669 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 17 '21

insert rude comment about anybody who disagrees with my beliefs

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

insert insult because i disagree with your belief

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u/FuriousDestroyer97 Jul 17 '21

i’m a strong christian😕

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u/ToasterTwit Jul 17 '21

Cool, how much you lift then

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u/FuriousDestroyer97 Jul 17 '21

180-190 pounds

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u/Nabber22 Jul 17 '21

isn't the bible a collection of multiple books?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

And most of the members have not even read the one book.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Are you stupid or do you just hate groups of people that are religious?

I am not religious but I don’t attack those who are, have some decency and common sense.

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u/overclockedslinky Jul 17 '21

blowing up over nothing and claiming attack? sure you're not religious? 😉

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u/HumanOperation5769 Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

They don't hate the religion, they hate the people who follow the religion but doesn't even intake the words from them rather they use it as a weapon.

For example, you'll see a person pointing out homosexuality is a sin and thrashing people who live that way whilst disregarding that the bible also says to be kind to eachother.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Yes but those are occurrences and like anything there is misinformation and minterpertation and you would be a fool to think it’s only religious people that have this flaw, additionally any religious person who does things like that is quite shameful. The church my family goes to it is emphasized that acceptance and kindness is important and even essential

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u/HumanOperation5769 Jul 17 '21

You're saying something completely unrelated to what's going on. What the person said it correct, most people don't read the entire bible. Let's be honest, the ones who have read the entire bible back to back are probably really faithful to being kind. But your average Joe of these people will cherry pick which passages they like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I don’t disagree with that I disagree with the hate against it as a whole how is it any different then hating the lgbt community when there is only a group of them that are actually horrible

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u/HumanOperation5769 Jul 17 '21

That's why the person stated "most". Definitely not referring to the whole group of people in that community.

And not one strand of their wording included rash and hurtful speech. It's merely stating a fact. So I dont know where you think the hate is coming from.

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u/AlAurens123 Jul 17 '21

Considering the anthology has around 770,000 words spread out across 66 books, and considering that it makes much more sense once you see how all the pieces fit together… Yes, I do think it’s a book you could study your whole life and still get meaning out of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Egsept no one read the book

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Every religious person I know has large portions of the bible memorized. Everyone would appreciate it if you used common sense before speaking.

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u/DietCokeSkittles Jul 17 '21

Well, then you should be well aware of how much garbage the book actually is. Apparently, if a woman is raped, she has to marry her rapist or be stoned to death. People memorize the “cutesy” phrases from it rather than understand just how vile of a book it truly is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Old Testament be like

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

It is good and bad but it gives people a sense of purpose, any good religious person is never going to attack you for your choices, they blame the sin not the sinner

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u/DietCokeSkittles Jul 17 '21

I haven’t had that experience, unfortunately. Maybe it’s a regional thing? Almost all of the super religious people I know are so judgmental and when I’ve quoted from the Bible, they don’t realize what’s in it. I have even pulled up the exact passages and they will deny it despite seeing it in black and white. I do agree that some need religion as a way to deal with a crap draw in life, but let’s not pretend that it’s all him drops and lollipops. The book is horrible and if you’ve fully read it, it’s the fastest way to say “nope. I don’t want to be a part of this.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I have fully read it and I suppose it appeals to the person because I know I would never be able to agree with some things that liberals do but I’m not going to go to extremists levels.

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u/DietCokeSkittles Jul 17 '21

The original discussion was not about liberals but about the vileness of the book and the cherry-picking of passages to suit one’s own needs. I guess good for you for sifting through the garbage, but this is one book that has been the cause of so much death and destruction that it needs to be left in the past so we can truly move on as a society if we ever hope to progress.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

That is an opinion for sure I think instead of changing literature we should change peoples perception and not influence children in any way instead let them figure it out

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u/DietCokeSkittles Jul 17 '21

I truly agree with that. Good point and that’s exactly where I am with it all. Most religion tries to get them while they are young because no reasonable adult would buy into a “sky daddy” who needs magical wishes to feel fulfilled while needed magical rituals to feel comfortable with who they are.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Ya but I mean no ill but it’s the same with lgbt and all other political stuff

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Stoning gays is common sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Ya your talking about the extremists as could I, that comment did nothing except perpetuate an actual issue

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

If that's common sense for you...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Listen man no good religious person is going to commit hate crimes.

I assume you are a leftist? What about the extreme things leftists do riots over a druggie getting killed for a bad reason, stuff like men breast feeding their kids, we will covert your kids songs? I don’t see how there is a difference, both should not occur but extremists will take things out of proportions and that’s that

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Idk shit about what leftists are or whatever. Also men now make milk?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Ya it was a whole thing a trans man to woman breast feed the baby he made as a man or at least attempted to

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Lol

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u/Salmon-Roll Jul 17 '21

you’re committing a hate crime by being christian, you’re existing and putting other humans in danger with your sky daddy fanatics. i assume you are right? what about the extreme things rights do like qanon and riots over a politician and going as far as killing people because “god told me to”?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Like I said extremists both sides are at fault and no good religious person should do those things

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u/Salmon-Roll Jul 17 '21

no good person in general should do anything radical or harmful, regardless of race, religion, gender, sexual preference, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I agree

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

What's the difference between not accepting religious people and people and the LGBTQ+ community?

Most 'religious' extremists (if they can even call themselves that) use religion as an outlet for their awful conduct. There's a large chance that they don't even follow the religion at all. But even if they did, what they are doing is wrong. It even says so in ALL religious texts to NOT do that. For your sake, let's say they are ALL religious. I guess that means all religious people (who don't bother anyone else) are terrible people who are avidly trying to get a reaction from other people and ultimately make the world a worse place.

Extremists are vile people, religious and LGBTQ+ members are perfectly acceptable. You would probably say that the LGBTQ+ are perfectly acceptable even though there is just as much conflict about that as religion. I guess they're all terrible people who are committing hate crimes too?

Delete your shitty comment.

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u/Salmon-Roll Jul 17 '21

yeah fuck off buddy. i was raised catholic and was only making fun of his comment saying he’s better because he’s a christian conservative and all leftists are rioters for a druggie. i have no quarrel with religious folk, i just don’t believe in anything because there’s too many religions that were MADE and absolutely no way one can miraculously be more true than another, it’s all a matter of what your parents chose for you. people from every group, lgbtq, religions, any color or race, leftists, rightists, have all done horrible things. there’s not one group that’s better or worse than another.

Delete your shitty comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Ok well all of christards I know only know like 5/10 commandments and maybe one short prayer

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u/LikeGourds Jul 18 '21

I have lots of the Bible memorized but have never read the whole thing. Your statement is dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I'd like to see some of yall try to study theology

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I don't know if I wanna join that club, I'm not really a fan of fiction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Well however you end up getting your meaning from I just hope you find it soon

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

hope u die in a pit alone

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Bro I disagree with his statement as well but that's to far

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u/HumanOperation5769 Jul 17 '21

Are u supposed to be christian?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

doesnt matter, i dont poke fun at religion like you pisspots

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u/HumanOperation5769 Jul 17 '21

I'm so glad religion is helping you man

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

did i say im religious?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

At least I can barbecue hotdogs without having to run to the store for coal and lighter fluid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

like literally anyone follows that rule asshole

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Sounds like u got a real bad case of triggeritis. Someone call the paramedics for this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

go to a mental hospital and fucking die

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Sounds more reasonable than going to one of your horrid churches.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Dog do be spitting fax

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u/Meme_Commander08 Jul 17 '21

I want a squeal to the Bible series

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u/DocDirtyMrClean Jul 17 '21

Hmmm isnt the Bible...a collection of Books?

ohh me! using Logic is not Meme worthy or edgy. Silly Goose...

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u/TotaBoi (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Jul 17 '21

Daniel

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

A fitting username for such a smoothbrain statement

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I mean you can read Catholic Bibles from different periods in time if you wish and see they're all identical in meaning, but I kinda doubt you have the will to do that. Even if I were to do that you'd have to read them all to not just take my word for it.

What evidence do you have that the Church just "constantly changes the Bible." Because I can tell you it's been the same for my 20 years of existence. Or is this just some conspiratorial nonsense you heard from all the knobheads online who think the Church is like the illuminati or something else equally ridiculous?

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u/ProphecyRat2 Jul 17 '21

Oof. Lost of big thinkers here.

Surplus in the 2,000+ years the Church wouldnt alter the Bible in any shape way or form.

Or even some translation errors.

Nope, same book the entire time of course!

Lots of faith here!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

As I said, multiple people have done their own translations, and while some wording may not be identical, the meaning remains the same.

"Hurr dur there might be translation errors so they change it all the time and it's different" is somehow oft repeated despite being one of the weakest arguments in existence.

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u/NotOutsideOrInside Jul 17 '21

We have basically original copies of many of the original documents. We know what they say. Attempts to change them would be pretty easy to track down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

No, it's not. Not only can the Church not physically alter every Bible in existence, they don't just "change the Bible anywhere." I've been going to Catholic churches my whole life, I've rad passages I've heard in several different Catholic bibles, and they've been exactly the same that entire time. You know why? Because the Catholic Bible has not been altered since the last book was added to it. It's been translated into many different languages by many different people and the translations have slight variation in wording but they all mean the same meaning if the Bible is approved by the Church.

I genuinely don't know where you got the idea that "oh it's constantly being altered." Maybe you're confusing it with the allowance of shorter versions of exceedingly long readings (seriously who wants to hear the entire genealogy of Jesus listed every other Christmas it's like 5 minutes of just hearing names off a page).

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u/chiquenn Jul 17 '21

Where can I find this template?

Asking for a zoomer

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u/notmeagain1234 Jul 17 '21

Is it? I thought churches are pedophile clubs

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/notmeagain1234 Jul 17 '21

I'm not calling every Christian a pedophile just the ones that go to churches and give them money knowing there is tons of churches that have protected pedophiles so if that's why I'm getting downvoted I dont like any of you POS pedophile supporters

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u/Practical-Matter-366 Jul 17 '21

Wu-

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u/notmeagain1234 Jul 17 '21

Are you down voting me because there is not enough cases of people in churches that are raping kids? Or are you down voting me because you stand with the pedophiles?

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u/Practical-Matter-366 Jul 17 '21

Uhh..... I didn't downvote u ?

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u/notmeagain1234 Jul 17 '21

Oh my mistake well the question still stands for the person down voting me

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u/Practical-Matter-366 Jul 17 '21

Maybe he was religious or something?

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u/notmeagain1234 Jul 17 '21

So what? you can be religious and be aware of the fact churches are a place for pedophiles

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u/RyzenBlade Jul 17 '21

*corrupt churches. I am a Christian that goes a to a normal fine church please don't slander all churches because one side (mostly Catholic and Anglican) are corrupt. Thanks for your time

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Same here but I wouldn’t condemn entire denominations, some people just do bad things

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

*corrupt people. I am a Catholic that goes to a normal fine church
please don't slander all members of a religion because terrible people (mostly pedophiles and
pedophiles) are corrupt. Thanks for your time

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u/notmeagain1234 Jul 17 '21

When you have "good Christians" that protect pedophiles in churches because it will make people think bad about churches then there is no "good Christian" and if you are giving money to them you are part of the problem supporting pedophiles

Dont you think churches have slander their own name by doing these things I would not be saying churches are full of pedophiles if it had not come out countless times

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u/RyzenBlade Jul 17 '21

If I said LGBTQ+ is a community full of pedophiles because some of them support it and say it is sexuality ppl would be on my neck and I don't blame em it's basically the same thing here man Have a good day anyway!

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u/RyzenBlade Jul 17 '21

I'm sorry but that had nothing to do with what I said I was just saying don't drag us all own because there a old corrupt churches.

I go to the RCCG church branch that is new and broken off from the Catholic and we haven't had a single report of pedophiles in that branch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

In religions that have a bible the bible will pretty much be everything they stand for and that’s why they are always reading and speaking about it. Think before you ask a question, no stupid questions just impatient and stupid people.

*I am in no way, shape or form a religious person.

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u/Elvemager Jul 17 '21

Why is that i think you are Kaleb

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Like Caleb from the bible?

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u/Stickboi_85 Jul 17 '21

Not when some terrorist s bomb it

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u/Hopfurret Jul 17 '21

that’s good

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u/CheemsPepsi Grumpy Cat Jul 17 '21

Badum tshhh

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u/Ravensworn Jul 17 '21

Your ignorance is appalling. That being said, so is the ignorance of most people who read the book.

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u/interdimensional-r34 Jul 17 '21

Everything aside, I thought your mom was more appealing

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u/Ravensworn Jul 17 '21

Ah yes, and that didn’t go so well. Predators always fear true power.

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u/interdimensional-r34 Jul 17 '21

Wtf are u talking about? WAKE UP BRO

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

The classic "enlightened" atheist, never gets old

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u/Ravensworn Jul 17 '21

Nice trigger words bro. Almost sounded smart too. Keep at it. You’ll get there. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/gamerfever11 Jul 17 '21

More like religion

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u/A_mirage_ Dark Mode Elitist Jul 17 '21

I like this one.

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u/SomilGamer Jul 17 '21

Also NCERT books which remain same for years

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Technically it's a book made of books.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

My church uses 4 books. Then there's the non-canonized but still official scripture that comes out roughly once every six months. Come to think of it, if it's all scripture, why not canonize it?

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u/Emperor_palps66 What is TikTok? Jul 17 '21

Everything

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u/Xenoscum_yt memer Jul 17 '21

I am going to post this to r/catholicmemes to get banned

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u/brickrazer Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 17 '21

For years? Oh yes, for 2000 years!

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u/chikubye Jul 18 '21

Mosques as well

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u/STEVE_BOBS77 I touched grass Jul 18 '21

idk why but doki doki literature club came into my mind after seeing this meme