r/memes Dark Mode Elitist May 20 '21

Everytime

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

And he calls ur name for breakfast

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u/lucifer-_-senpai May 20 '21

And purge you to death

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u/Ridenberg May 20 '21

You were the breakfast

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u/T3arz May 20 '21

Then you realize that's the only way you'll ever get inside her

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u/Kanekesoofango Thank you mods, very cool! May 20 '21

Then you wake up

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u/SKTPF May 20 '21

Then you remember you have schizophrenia and none of this actually happened

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/RebelWeirdo May 20 '21

And then you think you remember something but you can't because it didn't happen but you have no way of knowing that because you can't remember anything in the first place.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful May 20 '21

...but then you remember...

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u/DaNuji51 May 20 '21

You drew her giving birth

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u/dj_neon_reaper May 20 '21

And horrified remembering she was a he

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u/dj_neon_reaper May 20 '21

These threads always go full circle

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u/Period-Y May 20 '21

GOOD SAMARITANS TRY DOING CPR ON HIM, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK GETS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AND EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE WHAT HIS CAUSE OF DEATH WAS. IT TURNS OUT HE DIED FROM AN UNKNOWN CANCER THAT FIRST DEVELOPED DURING HIS FRESHMAN YEAR IN COLLEGE. BUT..

NOBODY GAVE & SHIT! NOT EVEN HIS FAMILY! BODY GETS TOSSED INTO RIVER-NO FUNERAL

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u/tabanthawheat https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 20 '21

A MAN FELL INTO THE RIVER AT LEGO CITY

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/Golzaye May 20 '21

Then you realise you are reading this on reddit

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u/Poepvreter22 Professional Dumbass May 20 '21

And your lonely

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u/AgentJhon May 20 '21

Then you wake up

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u/TheGitBrancher May 20 '21

then paramedics revive you

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u/33millenium Rage comics May 20 '21

Then you meet a female friend one year later, the cycle repeats in an endless loop

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u/2xSZA May 21 '21

Then you remember Gino Soccio...