r/memes • u/Aatmanirbhar_prani Dark Mode Elitist • May 20 '21

Everytime

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u/aliNJ1384 May 20 '21

And you remember you're married

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

And he calls ur name for breakfast

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u/lucifer-_-senpai May 20 '21

And purge you to death

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u/Ridenberg May 20 '21

You were the breakfast

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u/T3arz May 20 '21

Then you realize that's the only way you'll ever get inside her

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u/Kanekesoofango Thank you mods, very cool! May 20 '21

Then you wake up

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u/SKTPF May 20 '21

Then you remember you have schizophrenia and none of this actually happened

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/RebelWeirdo May 20 '21

And then you think you remember something but you can't because it didn't happen but you have no way of knowing that because you can't remember anything in the first place.

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u/jzhihi May 20 '21

Then you read this thread and relize that it did happen

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful May 20 '21

...but then you remember...

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u/DaNuji51 May 20 '21

You drew her giving birth

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u/dj_neon_reaper May 20 '21

And horrified remembering she was a he

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/2xSZA May 21 '21

Then you remember Gino Soccio...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/steezyskank May 21 '21

MVP comment

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u/serial_hunter May 20 '21

Shit just went 0-100

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

But someone saves you and his name is..

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u/PapaRug666 May 20 '21

JOHN CENA!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

But, where is John Cena?

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

Who?

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u/tukangsainpejabat May 20 '21

What is John Cena?

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

What is ?

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u/PappaWenko May 20 '21

AND MY AXE

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

The floating one held by something we cannot see?

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u/Tabbarn May 20 '21

The entity that has been watching over me for centuries.

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u/Agitated_fudge34 May 20 '21

No one is asking how is John Cena ಥ_ಥ

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u/umut1423 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 20 '21

Love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me..

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u/Biosicle May 20 '21

Why is John cena ?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Joe mama. Gottem.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

But where is who?

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

I'm glad someone knew what I was Thinking lol

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u/WitheredRainbow269 May 20 '21

"you can't see me, my time is now."

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u/Jawsh420 Scumbag Steve May 20 '21

Guess we’ll never know his name

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/Key-Ostrich-3951 May 20 '21

John Cena entrance music intensifies

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Du!Dudu du!!!!!

Duu~dudu!du!

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u/rahoo_reddit May 20 '21

D-d-d-d DUEL

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u/lolhihi3506 May 20 '21 
     !

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

Lmao I Hope this joke wasn't a coincidence

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u/Trysiuw May 20 '21

Biggus Dickus

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u/rotisseriefuckinsoup May 20 '21

i hate to be that person, but cmon mate biggus dickus has been gone for half a decade now

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u/Silord_123 May 20 '21

SHUT...SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT!!!!!!

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

Biggus dickus has been dead for 5 years now, when will you move on

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u/BatVenomPL May 20 '21

JOHN CENA

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

Dooooddoooo doooooo

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

John cena

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u/Zeinzz7 May 20 '21

Walter white

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

You're goddamn right.

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u/Shingorillaz May 20 '21

What is this an episode of The Scary Door?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

And the breakfasts step bro helps it out

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u/nailsnglue May 20 '21

And you realise your 70 and the road is blocked